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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add HuffRaid to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-16, 01:19
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Default srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

long story short, My size (7.25 in long 1.25 across) is hurting my girlfriend.

I have an unconditional love for her so dont say find a looser woman

I need to shorten it

help me
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  #2   Add SomeLowLife to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-16, 01:22
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

http://www.rosebrand.com/images/product_320x320/Wiss-Scissors.jpg

This.

Or

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/Rabbi.jpg
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Old 2008-10-16, 01:25
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

Tell her to suck it up.
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  #4   Add jowie to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-16, 01:30
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

Your girlfriend is just a bitch.
stick that shit in farther and go faster.
She deserves to be hurt
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Old 2008-10-16, 01:40
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

okay, if thats hurting her then she must have a tiny pussy. do what SomeLowLife said
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Old 2008-10-16, 01:44
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

I've noticed a trend in people making statements like this in order to brag about the penis size they wish they had.
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Old 2008-10-16, 01:45
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

Dude, your not huge.

You just need to loosen that bitch up, keep pounding away - it will get better.
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Old 2008-10-16, 01:47
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

i was gonna ask this question sometime, not trying to brag at all though. if 7.25 hurts a girl does that mean she is a wimp or would 7.5 hurt them even if they were loose?
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Old 2008-10-16, 02:17
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

When I first started having sex with my boyfriend it hurt. A lot. He was about 7 inches at the time, and very wide, and I couldn't even enjoy sex totally because even months after the first time it was still painful. But as time went on we focused more on foreplay, took it slower, and I got used to accommodating him without pain. I do kegels to keep everything nice and tight down there, but thanks to years of practice and some wiggling about I am able to have sex without pain. The point of this post was not to give everyone way too much information about the mechanics of my vagina and a rather strange mental image, but to tell you that she will get used to it. You're not freakishly large, and unless she's a midget or something, her body will get used to your size in time. Just make sure to warm her up properly; she had better be soaking wet and have had a finger or two for a bit to get her ready. It hurts now, but practice will allow you to have sex normally, trust me.
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Old 2008-10-16, 02:29
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Exclamation Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

Think of giving birth. A baby's head can fit through that little hole. You're not too big.

It's all psychological. She's probably tensing up expecting it to hurt, and of course, it does. Like everyone said, just have more sex, reassure her, take it slow, plenty of foreplay. Make her forget about your dick, then slip it in.

*ObZ
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Old 2008-10-16, 02:31
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

Don't push it in all the way?
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Old 2008-10-16, 09:47
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

You're just stupid.
i have almost the same size cock and originally it hurt my girlfriend.
But 5 months later, it didn't hurt her at all.

if you have to, use lube and go slow at the start.
vaginas are supposed to expand. dont try and sound awesome just cause you have slightly above average cock
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Old 2008-10-16, 12:36
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

http://www.rosebrand.com/images/product_320x320/Wiss-Scissors.jpg

This.

Or

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/Rabbi.jpg

this http://thirdroar.com/paintings/2003-04-Fist/FIST-websmall.jpg would be a lot easier
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Old 2008-10-16, 13:02
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Default Re: srs thread: how do i make my penis smaller

I'm 12 inches and I've never had that problem.

PS I'm only 13, is that a good size for my age?

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