So today when I got off my bus to start heading home I saw a guy in a white van. So I was like, okay a dude in a white van. THEN he slowed down wicked slow and started staring at me. This kinda freaked me out a little. Then when I get home I go and st down on my couch. I look out the window, Theres the same van! I see the guy (who looked like a serious pedophile, old, fat, balding, and had a sweater on). The guy starts walking down my driveway, and into my barn. Now I was a little concerned. So I go upstairs and get my baton, a police baton not one of those pussy ones. When I get downstairs my dog starts flipping out and i guess that the guy is right by the door. So I go over to the door and open it, expecting to see the old guy, but he's not there. I look out the window and see the truck driving up the street, then he turns around and starts going down the street REALLY slowly, and is staring ino my house.

I don't know if I should contact any authorities about this, it doesn't seem to be a huge deal at present, but just in case, I want your openion on what I should do.

Oh, and my neighbors a cop, so don't give me any ideas that are too insanely violent

Ask your neighbor to keep an eye on your house?

WTF is wrong with you. Note down his No. Plate and contact concerned authorities, when you see him again.


Btw he might be your friendly cable guy.


Btw one more thing are you like 12 or something?

We need to have a little talk about 'stereotyping'.

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Sweaters are the mark of a pedophile.

his prfoile says he's 15. probably a runty kid if pedos are after him at that age; does JoePedo have anything to say?




It also says he's a "contractor"...

People going after 15-year-olds are not pedophiles, dammit.

A pedophile is anyone who gets aroused by prepubescent kids. A person that's attracted to teens is an ephebophile / hebephile.

okay, to answer all the stuff you guys are talking about. I know I sound like i'm stereotyping, but he might have followed me home. my brother told my parents and they flipped out and called the cops. I am 15, and I am six foot two, but I have a face that makes me look younger, also I worked with a contractor over the summer, I need to change that.

You should not put my name as the subject line of your post unless you are deliberately trying to ask me a question, thank you.

I'd say this kid probably owes someone money.

The guy had a description of the kid - and not any of the other people getting off the bus - and the guy had pk715's adress, not anyone else's adress, and didn't have to follow him home to get it. That's a pretty clear sign, usually, that either this kid or his dad owes money to the mob. Or, a thousand related things - stole money from the mob, is an investigative reporter who dug too deep, whatever.

I also have to say... pk's a fucking idiot. When a goon squad is sent out, obviously given both a description of me, personally, and my home adress, to case me for intimidation value, I do not really think "pedophile." 'n frankly, I resemble a five year old about as much as the OP does, I'd guess.

Personally, I wish we'd have another "alien abduction" media craze, so at least the slack-minded would start saying more interesting things. "He TOTALLY looked like an alien in a human body, HE HAD A SWEATER!!" See? Just as realistic, but doesn't that give more lulz?

Anyways, yeah. Guy in white van sent out with a description/photo of pk and his home address. Conclusion? Owes money to the mob. What to do? Report it to your daddy so it can have the intimidation value it was supposed to, plus a healthy dose of "stop being such a dumb fucking bitch."

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Damn right it does




Oh, P.S.:

PK, an adlut who is interested in children is a pedophile. Adults who like teens are called "ephidophiles".