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 #1 
Old 2008-10-15, 05:33
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Default I need some jokes

Well you know if your funny, girls will like you but me, I ran out of jokes and I need some. The girl I want likes music so I need some music jokes. black jokes would be great too.
 #2 
Old 2008-10-15, 05:54
Acolyte
 
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Default Re: I need some jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The bench can support a family.

Use it well.
 #3 
Old 2008-10-15, 07:19
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Default Re: I need some jokes

What would call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers!
 #4 
Old 2008-10-15, 07:25
devoiced devoiced is offline
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What do you call someone who failed out of med school???

A dentist!!!


kekeke
 #5 
Old 2008-10-17, 11:53
TEMPIST TEMPIST is offline
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what is the difference between music and a niger...google motherfucker.
 #6 
Old 2008-10-17, 11:59
Captain Kirk Captain Kirk is offline
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Default Re: I need some jokes

Umm...

-Whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

How some battered woman jokes? Girls love 'em/

-What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You done told the bitch twice.

-Whats the first thing a battered woman does when she gets home from the hospital?

The dishes if shes knows whats good for her.
 #7 
Old 2008-10-17, 12:24
Jooniar Jooniar is offline
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Default Re: I need some jokes

Jokes don't really work, wit does. Find the right moment and use it, you just need to be smooth when you talk. Calm too.. If you become good at it, people (Not just girls) will start to like you because well.. you're a likable (funny) person.
 #8 
Old 2008-10-17, 12:30
Captain Kirk Captain Kirk is offline
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Default Re: I need some jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jooniar
Jokes don't really work, wit does. Find the right moment and use it, you just need to be smooth when you talk. Calm too.. If you become good at it, people (Not just girls) will start to like you because well.. you're a likable (funny) person.



God dam dude. Did you just watch an episode of "The Facts of Life" or some shit? You sound like Ms. Garrett. Fag.
 #9 
Old 2008-10-17, 12:44
Jooniar Jooniar is offline
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Why the fuck do people insist on giving shit to anyone who makes a reply? There's not one thread on &T without it, keep your opinions to yourself. I'm trying to help the OP. Fuckwit,
 #10 
Old 2008-10-17, 13:06
Captain Kirk Captain Kirk is offline
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Default Re: I need some jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jooniar
Why the fuck do people insist on giving shit to anyone who makes a reply? There's not one thread on &T without it, keep your opinions to yourself. I'm trying to help the OP. Fuckwit,



Sorry. Fag. Didn't mean to get you all in a tiff.
 #11 
Old 2008-10-17, 13:10
CivilShagger CivilShagger is offline
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Default Re: I need some jokes

another women joke

Wanna hear a joke? womens rights:p
 #12 
Old 2008-10-17, 13:15
Jooniar Jooniar is offline
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Sorry. Fag. Didn't mean to get you all in a tiff.

Apology Accepted.
 #13 
Old 2008-10-17, 13:16
Captain Kirk Captain Kirk is offline
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Default Re: I need some jokes

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.
 #14 
Old 2008-10-17, 15:55
twisted.screw twisted.screw is offline
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sigh @ all the retarded racist jokes, that will really get you the nice girls Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #15 
Old 2008-10-17, 18:51
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Get the hell out of here
 
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