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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-10-15, 05:33
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I need some jokes
Well you know if your funny, girls will like you but me, I ran out of jokes and I need some. The girl I want likes music so I need some music jokes. black jokes would be great too.
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#2
 2008-10-15, 05:54
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Acolyte
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Re: I need some jokes
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The bench can support a family.
Use it well.
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#3
 2008-10-15, 07:19
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Star Wars Moderator
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Re: I need some jokes
What would call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers!
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#4
 2008-10-15, 07:25
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devoiced 
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Re: I need some jokes
What do you call someone who failed out of med school???
A dentist!!!
kekeke
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#5
 2008-10-17, 11:53
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TEMPIST 
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Re: I need some jokes
what is the difference between music and a niger...google motherfucker.
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#6
 2008-10-17, 11:59
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Captain Kirk 
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Re: I need some jokes
Umm...
-Whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family.
How some battered woman jokes? Girls love 'em/
-What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You done told the bitch twice.
-Whats the first thing a battered woman does when she gets home from the hospital?
The dishes if shes knows whats good for her.
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#7
 2008-10-17, 12:24
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Jooniar 
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Re: I need some jokes
Jokes don't really work, wit does. Find the right moment and use it, you just need to be smooth when you talk. Calm too.. If you become good at it, people (Not just girls) will start to like you because well.. you're a likable (funny) person.
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#8
 2008-10-17, 12:30
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Captain Kirk 
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Re: I need some jokes
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Originally Posted by Jooniar
Jokes don't really work, wit does. Find the right moment and use it, you just need to be smooth when you talk. Calm too.. If you become good at it, people (Not just girls) will start to like you because well.. you're a likable (funny) person.
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God dam dude. Did you just watch an episode of "The Facts of Life" or some shit? You sound like Ms. Garrett. Fag.
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#9
 2008-10-17, 12:44
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Jooniar 
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Re: I need some jokes
Why the fuck do people insist on giving shit to anyone who makes a reply? There's not one thread on &T without it, keep your opinions to yourself. I'm trying to help the OP. Fuckwit,
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#10
 2008-10-17, 13:06
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Captain Kirk 
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Re: I need some jokes
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Originally Posted by Jooniar
Why the fuck do people insist on giving shit to anyone who makes a reply? There's not one thread on &T without it, keep your opinions to yourself. I'm trying to help the OP. Fuckwit,
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Sorry. Fag. Didn't mean to get you all in a tiff.
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#11
 2008-10-17, 13:10
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Re: I need some jokes
another women joke
Wanna hear a joke? womens rights:p
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#12
 2008-10-17, 13:15
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Jooniar 
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Re: I need some jokes
Sorry. Fag. Didn't mean to get you all in a tiff.
Apology Accepted.
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#13
 2008-10-17, 13:16
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Captain Kirk 
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Re: I need some jokes
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
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#14
 2008-10-17, 15:55
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twisted.screw 
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Re: I need some jokes
sigh @ all the retarded racist jokes, that will really get you the nice girls 
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#15
 2008-10-17, 18:51
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mother superior
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Re: I need some jokes
Get the hell out of here
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