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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2008-10-15, 03:16
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So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
I just met this girl today off craigslist we talked for a while on msn now she wants to set a meet up tomorrow to fool around and fuck. basically I just need to know some tips on how to last long she says she wants to go on for hours.
She's also about 10 years older then me shes 28 and I'm 18... she knows that too but she said " I want to see what there teaching you kids these day's" to me.
I need tips to last longer its kind of embarrassing that I can only go for about 5-6 minutes she is pretty hot and if this works out its a local fuck buddy for me.
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# 2

2008-10-15, 03:22
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Pix?
I met this girl off the tubes, damn she's fine.
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# 3

2008-10-15, 03:25
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ass and titties
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Remember to wrap your goddamn dick up. Even if she tells you not to. Insist. Wearing a condom can help you last longer as well.
For the first good while, focus on getting her off, don't even think about yourself.
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# 4

2008-10-15, 03:27
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by xxombie
For the first good while, focus on getting her off, don't even think about yourself.
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Girls are so fucken selfish.
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# 5

2008-10-15, 03:29
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<-----------insert missing 'i'
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
She's a fatty. Her nigger boyfriend will rob you then rape you.
*ObZ
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# 6

2008-10-15, 03:30
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by ObsdianZ
She's a fatty. Her nigger boyfriend will rob you then rape you.
*ObZ
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lol
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# 7

2008-10-15, 03:45
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by TheGreenBastard
I just met this girl today off craigslist we talked for a while on msn now she wants to set a meet up tomorrow to fool around and fuck. basically I just need to know some tips on how to last long she says she wants to go on for hours.
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Horseshit. No girl wants to get pounded for hours in one fell swoop. You can't stay wet that long and it just ends up hurting after a while. She's full of crap.
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# 8

2008-10-15, 03:48
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Well fuck the thing is I don't mind if it lasts 20 min but shit it's a 35 min drive it's going to be awkward after I'm done do I just leave or chill with her?
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# 9

2008-10-15, 03:49
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Chill for a little bit and then fuck again?
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# 10

2008-10-15, 03:52
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ass and titties
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by ThunderChunk
Girls are so fucken selfish.
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He wanted advice to help him last longer so I gave it to him, don't be an asshole.
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#11
 2008-10-15, 04:01
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TheGreenBastard 
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
here is a pic i blurred out http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dddjr7.jpg
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#12
 2008-10-15, 04:16
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
i lol'd
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#13
 2008-10-15, 04:20
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TheGreenBastard 
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
what did you lol about?
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#14
 2008-10-15, 04:33
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
what did you lol about?
Manning the harpoons, from the look of the pic. Though it's blurred enough that I could be wrong.
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#15
 2008-10-15, 04:46
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Haha fuckin' wow.
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#16
 2008-10-15, 04:48
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Lol troll
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#17
 2008-10-15, 05:21
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Get out the 12 gauge slugs..this bitch aint going down without a fight.
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#18
 2008-10-15, 05:32
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TheGreenBastard 
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Lol troll
im 100% serious. its a bit hard to believe especially since theres so many trolls here but I don't care If anyone believes me or not.
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#19
 2008-10-15, 05:56
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
I just met this girl today off craigslist we talked for a while on msn now she wants to set a meet up tomorrow to fool around and fuck. basically I just need to know some tips on how to last long she says she wants to go on for hours.
She's also about 10 years older then me shes 28 and I'm 18... she knows that too but she said " I want to see what there teaching you kids these day's" to me.
I need tips to last longer its kind of embarrassing that I can only go for about 5-6 minutes she is pretty hot and if this works out its a local fuck buddy for me.
ADDERALL(60 mg snorted!!!) with or without WEED.
with weed it'll be better for you, but either way you will last fuckin forever. get a hold of some and rock this bitches world.
I swear to god.
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#20
 2008-10-15, 06:45
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
im 100% serious. its a bit hard to believe especially since theres so many trolls here but I don't care If anyone believes me or not.They all say this also.
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#21
 2008-10-15, 07:12
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Star Wars Moderator
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
im 100% serious. its a bit hard to believe especially since theres so many trolls here but I don't care If anyone believes me or not.
If this is true write "TheGreenBastard" in sharpie on her fat stomach and post the pics.
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#22
 2008-10-15, 10:22
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Piggy 
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Holy shit she is fucking HUGE
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#23
 2008-10-15, 12:24
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USA : THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
holy shit she is fucking huge
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#24
 2008-10-15, 13:01
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
So.....you think that a woman who is 28 years old that has to find a BOY off the internet to have sex with is NOT GOING TO BE A FUCKING MUNTER?
You can only last 5-6 minutes????????????????????????? are you fucking kidding me thats weird as hell dude..
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#25
 2008-10-15, 13:03
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by Piggy
Holy shit she is fucking HUGE
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Golden harpoon time!!!!
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#26
 2008-10-15, 13:27
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by jägermeister
holy shit she is fucking huge
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man the harpoons!
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#27
 2008-10-15, 14:32
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
You should have blurred her vertically A LOT more.
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#28
 2008-10-15, 15:42
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TheGreenBastard 
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
I managed to get my self some weed and caffeine but unfortunately no adderall or ritalin :(
she texted me a few times this morning with some pics I wish I knew how to get em off my phone and onto the comp.
and to starwars nerd... Idk how the fuck im just supposed to write that on her and take a pic with out being the least bit awkard thing of another way I can prove it.
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#29
 2008-10-15, 17:04
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Where is her slender form in the blurred picture? There seems to be some sort of pale blob obstructing where the woman should be? What is going on?
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#30
 2008-10-15, 17:38
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
* goes to craigslist list now*
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#31
 2008-10-15, 17:39
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
I'd rather just stay at home and jerk off then meet some type nomadic colossal cunt from craigslist.
I hope when she tries to initiate the cowgirl position her corpulence breaks your dick.
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#32
 2008-10-15, 17:51
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
...some type of nomadic colossal cunt from craigslist.
truth
don't do it if you have any sense of self worth or believe you may sometime in the future.
if not just stick it in her pooper and tell her to shut the fuck up if she complains.
HAVE FUN
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#33
 2008-10-15, 18:03
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
You're gonna get jumped by a bunch of niggers. When a girl says she wants to go on for hours, it's just a bunch of niggers posing as a women looking to jump you when you arrive. I can't believe you morons are stupid enough to fall for that kind of shit.
That's what I would've posted if this wasn't a troll thread.
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#34
 2008-10-15, 18:10
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
Better get some slop to feed that pig you got there.
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#35
 2008-10-15, 18:14
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money and fire 
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
we better get some god damn pics tomorrow >.<
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#36
 2008-10-15, 18:22
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
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Originally Posted by Snoopy
You're gonna get jumped by a bunch of niggers. When a girl says she wants to go on for hours, it's just a bunch of niggers posing as a women looking to jump you when you arrive. I can't believe you morons are stupid enough to fall for that kind of shit.
That's what I would've posted if this wasn't a troll thread.
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shhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#37
 2008-10-15, 18:25
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: So I'm meeting this girl off the internet tomorrow
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is that the sound your ass makes after someone came in it?
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