totse.com | weighing down bud

ha ha · #1 2008-10-15, 00:44

some kid wants me to hook him up for a half o of some dank

and it is really dank

but the thing is im just a middle man and i wanna score a few grams out of these so what are some methods to make bud seem heavier than it actually is?

ive thought about puttin the bud in some sugar water then letting the water evaporate but that will take too long and the interval that i will have the bud is rather small (a few hours at the most) so I need something that can be done relatively quickly.

thanks very much!

rsox2227 · #2 2008-10-15, 00:52

dont give the guy less then you tell him hes getting. thats how you get stabbed. raise teh price ifs its really good stuff then use profit to buy your own

buc33s · #3 2008-10-15, 01:13

Just put some fucking water on it. But you're gonna get your ass kicked/shot/killed. So don't do it.

struggling artist · #4 2008-10-15, 02:05

Put the buds over a very fine strainer (metal things with lots of holes in the bottom). Make sure there is no shake that could fall through. Put it over a boiling pot of water and let it absorb all the steam, then bag it quickly, throw in an orange peel and wait a day or so. If you do this right, you can add about a gram of water weight.

Unseeen · #5 2008-10-15, 03:42

why the fuck would you do that. what's wrong with you?

i totally understand not committing felonies for free. i don't do it either. of course you hooked it up and deserve something. since you took his money before you got the bud, why don't you just straight up tell him you took a few g's instead of being scandalous.

matt1001 · #6 2008-10-15, 08:05

i heard that some dealers put crushed glass in their thats real hard to see cause it makes it heavier. To see it you need to put some of your bud in a glass of water and see if any glass sinks to the bottom which no pne does. This however will fuck him up real bad cause he'll get glass in his lungs

ClearTrain · #7 2008-10-15, 19:22

dont be a dick and mess around with the weed

i think it would be better to just overprice him a bit, and tell him thats the price you got it for

or you could fool around with your scale

for example: pull the weighing area up a bit and set the scale to zero...this way anything you weigh afterwords will show up heavier than it actually is.

Just dont let him see the scale with nothing on it when it reads a few grams

r2 · #8 2008-10-16, 01:59

if your half oz is completely dry you can add 2-3 grams of water, 2-3 grams of water is just a couple of drops.

tapas · #9 2008-10-16, 02:07

Want to turn shitty weed into "dank" fast? A little bit of Skunk Scent mixed with water in a spray bottle and misted will add a little bit of weight and a skunky, potent smell.

FreakyKiwi · #10 2008-10-16, 02:25

i thought the whole point of being a middleman was to sell it for more than you get it for and then what you have left is weed that has paid for itself... thats what i used to do

eamn · #11 2008-10-16, 02:35

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i thought the whole point of being a middleman was to sell it for more than you get it for and then what you have left is weed that has paid for itself... thats what i used to do

this.

if i have even an iota of reason to think you're trying to rip me off: i'm not coming back, and i'm letting others know. i'd imagine buds that are moist, but not sticky are a good indicator.

SomeLowLife · #12 2008-10-16, 02:37

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Originally Posted by ha ha View Post

some kid wants me to hook him up for a half o of some dank

and it is really dank

but the thing is im just a middle man and i wanna score a few grams out of these so what are some methods to make bud seem heavier than it actually is?

ive thought about puttin the bud in some sugar water then letting the water evaporate but that will take too long and the interval that i will have the bud is rather small (a few hours at the most) so I need something that can be done relatively quickly.

thanks very much!

I hope you and your kind perish in a horribly painful house fire.

Lb13 · #13 2008-10-16, 06:03

charge them ''hook-up'' fees then introduce them to each other. but don't skimp the bag asshole.

ChoppedandFaded · #14 2008-10-16, 06:07

Just give him 11 g's instead of 14 and dont weigh it. Its called shorting and its done all the time. The only way you get stabbed or shot is if your dumb enough to do it to the wrong person.

If the kid buying it is a total dumbfuck, just drive by, drop the bag out the window and explain that ur scale is fucked. I havent heard of anyone getting killed over a few pinched grams of bud.

gfizzle · #15 2008-10-16, 19:51

grow up. just give the kid his weed. If u really want a few g's of that dank, then buy more or just tell him u took a few g's and give him some money back.

r2 · #16 2008-10-16, 23:04

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Originally Posted by tapas View Post

Want to turn shitty weed into "dank" fast? A little bit of Skunk Scent mixed with water in a spray bottle and misted will add a little bit of weight and a skunky, potent smell.

Not only that bud the bud will be 'sticky' instead of dry..how does that stuff smell? Like real skunk weed?

sparkdatshit · #17 2008-10-17, 07:41

If its just some dumb fuck who wont bother to scale it when he gets home pinch a gram or two and call it a day. If he says anything tell him ur scale is fucked up and you eyeballed it and that you will get him next time.

eBagger · #18 2008-10-17, 16:51

I hate people that fuck with the weed or even short somebody alot. Even if I wasn't particularly good friends with the person I'd never take more than a gram. I don't know about other illegal drugs, but I like to have in my mind that most people involved mainly with weed are straight.

The worst I've ever done is hook up a good friend with an 1/8th and took about enough to pack half a bowl since he didn't give me gas money.

KiTBOH · #19 2008-10-18, 13:33

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Originally Posted by matt1001 View Post

i heard that some dealers put crushed glass in their thats real hard to see cause it makes it heavier. To see it you need to put some of your bud in a glass of water and see if any glass sinks to the bottom which no pne does. This however will fuck him up real bad cause he'll get glass in his lungs

Fail.

If you put the weed into a joint it'll make the glass hot but stay in the joint.
If you put the weed into a bong the glassll get caught in the gauze or in the water.
If you put the weed into a vaporizer then the glassll stay in the vaporizer.
Short of eating the weed the glass wouldnt do anything.

Tokolosh · #20 2008-10-18, 15:28

Take two grams out. If he asks, ask him what the fuck did he expect then go on your jolly way and get high.

Captain Douche · #21 2008-10-18, 20:42

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Originally Posted by matt1001 View Post

i heard that some dealers put crushed glass in their thats real hard to see cause it makes it heavier. To see it you need to put some of your bud in a glass of water and see if any glass sinks to the bottom which no pne does. This however will fuck him up real bad cause he'll get glass in his lungs

Fail.

If you put the weed into a joint it'll make the glass hot but stay in the joint.
If you put the weed into a bong the glassll get caught in the gauze or in the water.
If you put the weed into a vaporizer then the glassll stay in the vaporizer.
Short of eating the weed the glass wouldnt do anything.

He also falls under the "Why would a drug dealer harm his consumer base" logic. Matt1001 can just get the fuck out.

slim-ov-derby · #22 2008-10-20, 14:32

Use smaller baggies to make it look fatter for a start, spraying with sugar water is a popular one that a few dickheads around here do. Seriously just get it damp.

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I hope you and your kind perish in a horribly painful house fire.

As if shoplifting or scamming someone on the net isn't as bad as ripping someone of over drugs; besides this is Bad Ideas, god damned people and their fucking morals, people choose their way to make some cash illegally, whatever it is doesn't make it less morally wrong or more morally wrong, no matter what circumstances; don't try to justify shit.

ripping people with drugs is easy, and most kids don't do shit about it (assuming this dude is young).

mongaloid · #23 2008-10-20, 14:38

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Originally Posted by matt1001 View Post

i heard that some dealers put crushed glass in their thats real hard to see cause it makes it heavier. To see it you need to put some of your bud in a glass of water and see if any glass sinks to the bottom which no pne does. This however will fuck him up real bad cause he'll get glass in his lungs

I live in the uk and vietnamise gangs have been doing this on a big scale for about 3yrs now the fucking cunts. I think you should never adulterate weed with anything. Only muppets fuck around with weed

slim-ov-derby · #24 2008-10-20, 14:48

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I live in the uk and vietnamise gangs have been doing this on a big scale for about 3yrs now the fucking cunts. I think you should never adulterate weed with anything. Only muppets fuck around with weed

Only dumbasses get bunk weed.

There is a lot of grit weed going around the UK though, but don't fucking buy off the immigrants for starters then. They already take advantage of being in the country as an immigrant and very easily at that, so they're definitely gonna rip the white boys off with anything else.

wolfy_9005 · #25 2008-10-20, 14:55

Just tell him thats all you got from him. Maybe give him $10 back or w/e. say your dealer didnt have enough to cover it.

nostrumfiend · #26 2008-10-20, 16:01

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh View Post

Take two grams out. If he asks, ask him what the fuck did he expect then go on your jolly way and get high.

Sounds like a perfectly good plan.

if you are selling to 12 year olds

Tokolosh · #27 2008-10-20, 17:26

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Originally Posted by nostrumfiend View Post

Sounds like a perfectly good plan.

if you are selling to 12 year olds

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some kid

You're right.

nostrumfiend · #28 2008-10-21, 02:56

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh View Post

You're right.

I was complimenting you ><

Poop Dookie Shit Turd · #29 2008-10-21, 03:46

Why don't you just not be a shady faggot and ask the guy to give you a few buds out of the sack seeing as you got it for him?

Mephistoph · #30 2008-10-21, 06:10

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As if shoplifting or scamming someone on the net isn't as bad as ripping someone of over drugs; besides this is Bad Ideas, god damned people and their fucking morals, people choose their way to make some cash illegally, whatever it is doesn't make it less morally wrong or more morally wrong, no matter what circumstances; don't try to justify shit.

Because illegal == immoral

Kill Yourself.

To the Op

This isn't fucking rocket science, you're acting as a middleman so tack on ~10% and buy your own fucking cannabis.

Only Mooks break the law for Free.