Long story short we have a crazy dog next door thats tried biting my family, he NEVER shuts up (his owners dont do shit about anything and we fight with them constantly), he pisses me off in general and has made to where my 2yr old doesnt even want to go the backyard since shes fucking afraid of him. He is WAY to intrested in her and I feel he really wants to hurt her.

Due to the craziness of our neighbors as well shooting or other shit is out of the question. I never thought I would ever even consider this as an option but I cant take anymore. Can anyone name me off some poisonous things I could use that will be a quick kill. Right now Im looking into Rosary Pea's or Water Hemlock. I can order the pea's but its hard find wild water hemlock. I dont want any chance of this pos recovering.

Antifreeze. Cheap, attracts dogs like bees to honey (also cats, raccoons, rats, and anything else furry...), and responsible for oodles of pet deaths every year. If it doesn't kill him outright it'll probably render him blind, which is just as well. A blind dog can't attack anybody worth a shit, no matter how keen its sense of smell is.

Antifreeze does work.

But why don't you just have someone let him loose or catch him loose and let him try to attack you and either bash him with a bat or sue them for every penny they got

Seriously if the dog tries to attack you or someone, just tackle it to the ground. Hold down its neck for 5-10 minutes until it stops barking or whines. Basically doing this is beating it into submission. That dog wont fuck with you anymore.

You are an idiot if you kill it. Let it attack (or "attack") you, then like the person above me said, sue them for every penny. Their dog will get taken away/put to sleep, and you will get a cash settlement for nothing.

you can't get blood out of a turnip

Do this but while you are holding it down, pull down your pants and fuck it in the ass. Then the dog AND the owner won't fuck with you.

Do it, and take pictures definetaly.

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problem solved

This is some useful information I got from my dad, who knows what to do in situations such as this.

1. Soak a piece of steak in antifreeze, throw over the fence.
or
2. Put rat poison in a couple hot dogs, throw over fence.

The steak isn't even really necessary to kill the dog, as someone already said, animals generally love antifeeze. I've heard that it tastes like flat mountain dew, how that person knew that, I have no idea.

But, if you see the dog outside the yard unattended, you might want consider just taking it like a man and get attacked by the fucker. If it's a big enough dog to at least hurt you, and not big enough to seriously injure you, you could probably get a pretty big sum of money for that. Then spend it on your daughter, college fund and such.