Fair enough then. I tend to underestimate the amount of retarded people out there.
Did you British cut funding for sex education or something?

Try anal. Now. It's seriously the best thing ever once you get used to it. It's just like regular sex, it hurts the first time or two, then it feels great.

Either that, or I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.



No pictures really? For shame.

Anal for the win. You should attempt some ocular penetration next, let us know how that ménage à trois goes.

The quality of sex education in Britain varies widely. Some people say they recieved nothing at all, others had sex education purely based on religious teachings (abstinence, 'purity', sanctity of marriage, 'sin', circumcision)
but most report a purely 'science' based sex education - leaving out emotional and social aspects of sex and relationships. It's a big problem - Britain has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in Europe.

Anyway, I'll not derail this thread further.

But what are the parents doing? I mean, sex ed or not, kids' parents should have talked to them about love and sex way before sex ed starts.

This just pisses me off. Parents that are so hypocritical they'd rather their kid learned about it from someone they don't know (most likely some kid in the street that doesn't know shit), than to teach their kids themselves, knowing what and how they are presenting it.

But what are the parents doing? I mean, sex ed or not, kids' parents should have talked to them about love and sex way before sex ed starts.

This just pisses me off. Parents that are so hypocritical they'd rather their kid learned about it from someone they don't know (most likely some kid in the street that doesn't know shit), than to teach their kids themselves, knowing what and how they are presenting it.
Let's have another thread for this

Let's have another thread for this

To bring this thread back on topic:

I approve of this thread xilikeeggs0.

I think next you should make a thread encouraging females of totse to post pictures of themselves naked.

It's not so much the act of anal itself that's a pain in the ass, as the cleanup afterwards is. If you're doing anal for the first time and all your anal knowledge comes from pornos, you're in for a nasty ass surprise.

My posts has more puns in it than a punjabi eunuch.

Oh come on Snoopy - you have to tell us now

If it hurts like hell, then you're an idiot for doing it incorrectly. Or your anus or rectum is deformed.

I think most girls would love it if it's done correctly. If you want to make your asshole feel like it's on fire that's fine, then that's the correct way for you. If you go slowly with lots of lube, it may or may not hurt but if you use an "anal trainer" kit or something similar like different sized anal toys and do that slowly with lots of lube, then it won't hurt at all.

If you still manage to make it painful with one of those kits or toys, then you're probably an idiot. Use an enema before doing it, and clean the penis verrrrrrrry well when you're done.

If the guy doesn't have a jew dick then it's also be much less likely to be painful. I understand a lot of american girls prefer jew dicks cause it's pretty common to circumsize babies in hospitals in the US, even though research has shown it's a bad idea, and this is unfortunate for the guys and for the girls that are too stupid to know any better.

The stupidity of people is really amazing.

Tangent much you crazy bastard?

If it hurts like hell, then you're an idiot for doing it incorrectly.

Yeah, I appologize for not liking things shoved up my ass enough to get a "tool kit" for loosening up my asshole. You're fucking insane.


Although on a side note, I don't mind doing it for someone I care about. But it's not my preference if I'm actually trying to have pleasurable sex.

All girls I've been with have been to afraid to try anal. So I guess I'm missing out as well.

This thread might turn me on if it wasn't created by the fattest, palest nigger-loving whore on totse.

I'm just worried that after anal sex, if I took my dick out and it was all shit-covered--would I be turned off my girl a bit? Hard to say.

Anal can be pleasurable depending on the situation.

If you start with it, like with regular sex, you gotta get some foreplay going. Eat her out, tongue and finger both her holes, etc. You want the muscles warm and stimulated, and loose. The pleasure centers that are stimulated are still located mostly in the vaginal region, so you want to give that as much attention as the asshole. Usually I actually start with regular vaginal intercourse and then switch to anal for this reason. By this point, a lot of the time when I'm doing my girl doggy style and she's really enjoying it she'll start asking me to put it in her ass.

Lube is important too. Some girls like warming KY gel type stuff, some don't like the tingles that gives. Astroglide's a good choice as well.

Yeah, I appologize for not liking things shoved up my ass enough to get a "tool kit" for loosening up my asshole. You're fucking insane.


Although on a side note, I don't mind doing it for someone I care about. But it's not my preference if I'm actually trying to have pleasurable sex.

with your pleasant, open minded attitude for anal sex im just fucking amazed that you dont like it

with your pleasant, open minded attitude for anal sex im just fucking amazed that you dont like it

Not for lack of giving it the old college try, chap.

Why wouldn't you wear a condom when you're giving anal ?

Do you know how much bacteria is in there? By mass, poop is over 50% bacteria. You're just asking for a UTI, or worse.

*ObZ

Not for lack of giving it the old college try, chap.

bullshit. you had a self fulfilling prophecy and you didnt even do it right you stupid fuck.

bullshit. you had a self fulfilling prophecy and you didnt even do it right you stupid fuck.

Well considering I had anal before vaginal, there wasn't any sort of prophecy, filled or not.

And on that note I don't have to justify myself to you, fag. Learn how to type.

Well considering I had anal before vaginal, there wasn't any sort of prophecy, filled or not.

And on that note I don't have to justify myself to you, fag. Learn how to type.

clearly there was. you noted the pain caused by the act yet ignored proven methods to reduce or eliminate that pain. you didnt want to make it comfortable because you never thought of anal sex as a possible pleasurable experience. you do have to justify your inane point of view you dumb fuck, thats the topic of this thread. youre offering the counterpoint yet you ignore established and sound advice and instead state a thickheaded, negative opinion. and lets save the third grade typing horseshit. anyone who goes even one keystroke out of their way in casual internet conversation has a stick up their ass.

clearly there was. you noted the pain caused by the act yet ignored proven methods to reduce or eliminate that pain. you didnt want to make it comfortable because you never thought of anal sex as a possible pleasurable experience.

Well lets see, I've tried extreme amounts of foreplay, 2 different kinds of lube, with a condom, without a condom, loosening up with fingers, and on. So without spending time and money on a box full of anal stretching devices, what the fuck is your suggestion? Because no matter how good anal sex could be I'm not fucking spending 50 bucks on butt plugs.
I have good enough sex as is, without wasting my time on shit like that.

Well lets see, I've tried extreme amounts of foreplay, 2 different kinds of lube, with a condom, without a condom, loosening up with fingers, and on. So without spending time and money on a box full of anal stretching devices, what the fuck is your suggestion? Because no matter how good anal sex could be I'm not fucking spending 50 bucks on butt plugs.
I have good enough sex as is, without wasting my time on shit like that.

when you grow up and get a real job youll be able to afford spending $50 to do it right.

of course with your attitude it really wont matter. sexual pleasure is only partially physical, especially something such as anal sex.

when you grow up and get a real job youll be able to afford spending $50 to do it right.

of course with your attitude it really wont matter. sexual pleasure is only partially physical, especially something such as anal sex.

All I got out of that is you would spend 50 bucks on things to stick in your ass. I don't mind having the asshole of a 7 year old, thanks.
And I have a real job fuckface. I just have higher priorities on my useless shit to buy list.

when you grow up and get a real job youll be able to afford spending $50 to do it right.

of course with your attitude it really wont matter. sexual pleasure is only partially physical, especially something such as anal sex.

You sound like a dumbass 14 year old.

Some girls don't want shit shoved up their ass.

Do you? If not, then don't expect a girl to, either.

Women do not have a prostate! The anatomical analogue for the prostate is the G spot which is found inside the vagina.

Actually, it'd be the A spot or 'female degenerated prostate'.

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-F☺rd

It's not the guy that shot your dog, right?

I've heard the same recommendation from quite a few women. You're not the first girl on totse to try and enjoy anal.

I think most girls would love it if it's done correctly. If you want to make your asshole feel like it's on fire that's fine, then that's the correct way for you. If you go slowly with lots of lube, it may or may not hurt but if you use an "anal trainer" kit or something similar like different sized anal toys and do that slowly with lots of lube, then it won't hurt at all.

Indeed. I agreed to let my boyfriend do it, then spent the next 2 minutes rolling around screaming how much it hurt. We tried it again after a few minutes, but with me doing everything, and it felt great.

The key IME is that she really WANTS it. If she is just doing it to please her man then the chances are that it will hurt, because she'll be nervous and can't relax enough. However if she's doing it because the idea turns her on, then it'll be peaches.

No, he's long gone. The new guy actually likes dogs!

My sarcastic inference that she was actually a man must have flown over your head then.

The G spot is actually the glandular spongy tissue surrounding the urethra.

So is the prostate.
Genius.

Whoever took eggs' account, give it back.

mrman is angry a girl doesn't want anal. His bubble's been burst.

Or Cherry's been Popped :p

If the guy doesn't have a jew dick then it's also be much less likely to be painful. I understand a lot of american girls prefer jew dicks cause it's pretty common to circumsize babies in hospitals in the US, even though research has shown it's a bad idea, and this is unfortunate for the guys and for the girls that are too stupid to know any better.

The stupidity of people is really amazing.

Circumcision reduces the chances of contracting HIV. Soo bad!

"In March 2007 the World Health Organization and UNAIDS stated that male circumcision is an effective intervention for HIV prevention, but also stated that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent the heterosexual transmission of HIV."

Also decreases chances of contracting genital herpes:

"Circumcised men reduced their chances of catching genital herpes by about 25 percent, compared with uncircumcised men."

While it may not be much, any protection is better than none.

Circumcision reduces the chances of contracting HIV. Soo bad!

"In March 2007 the World Health Organization and UNAIDS stated that male circumcision is an effective intervention for HIV prevention, but also stated that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent the heterosexual transmission of HIV."

Also decreases chances of contracting genital herpes:

"Circumcised men reduced their chances of catching genital herpes by about 25 percent, compared with uncircumcised men."

While it may not be much, any protection is better than none.

Chopping a person's head off at birth reduces their chance of catching genital herpes or HIV by 100%.

I don't care how many people tell me I should, or how many butt-stretching gizmos, lubricants, and enemas are chucked at me. It doesn't turn me on, it hurts, and I want no part of it. I'll continue going on doing what I'm doing, having great sex the way nature intended, and let my rectum rest in peace, thank you very much.

But if butt sex is your thing, I say all the power to you.

Circumcision reduces the chances of contracting HIV. Soo bad!

"In March 2007 the World Health Organization and UNAIDS stated that male circumcision is an effective intervention for HIV prevention, but also stated that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent the heterosexual transmission of HIV."

Also decreases chances of contracting genital herpes:

"Circumcised men reduced their chances of catching genital herpes by about 25 percent, compared with uncircumcised men."

While it may not be much, any protection is better than none.

While the results of such studies are interesting and will maybe play a vital role in the fight against african HIV, they hardly excuse the genital mutilation (because thats what it is) that many american parents have performed on their sons.

Remember even the american professional body of penis snippers (or whatever they call themselves) says its of no real value.

But then again if americans are too stupid to wash or use condoms...

note this statement. this is not simply "anal doesnt turn me on" its "anal sex feels terrible because it hurts and girls do it for the same reason i did, to shut him up".

All I got out of that is you would spend 50 bucks on things to stick in your ass. I don't mind having the asshole of a 7 year old, thanks.
And I have a real job fuckface. I just have higher priorities on my useless shit to buy list.

no no you dumb son of a bitch. you dont want to do it and thats why you hate it. thats why you refuse to take proper measures to alleviate your fears of painful intercourse. dont blame this on anything but your piss poor attitude regarding sex.

The key IME is that she really WANTS it. If she is just doing it to please her man then the chances are that it will hurt, because she'll be nervous and can't relax enough. However if she's doing it because the idea turns her on, then it'll be peaches.

mmhmm

You sound like a dumbass 14 year old.

Some girls don't want shit shoved up their ass.

Do you? If not, then don't expect a girl to, either.

what the fuck have i been saying? shes got a shitty attitude.

mrman is angry a girl doesn't want anal. His bubble's been burst.

nah im cool. ive read this girls other posts, she doesnt have any sense of sexual adventure or desire to try new things. how is that unique? just another bitchy cunt who has her mind made up about everything and sucks in bed. theres millions of those out there.

While the results of such studies are interesting and will maybe play a vital role in the fight against african HIV, they hardly excuse the genital mutilation (because thats what it is) that many american parents have performed on their sons.

Remember even the american professional body of penis snippers (or whatever they call themselves) says its of no real value.

But then again if americans are too stupid to wash or use condoms...

americans like not having dog dicks. its the same reason we dont let umbilical cords rot and fall off like animals. ever see how that looks? like a fucking dog, just like your cock.

nah im cool. ive read this girls other posts, she doesnt have any sense of sexual adventure or desire to try new things. how is that unique? just another bitchy cunt who has her mind made up about everything and sucks in bed. theres millions of those out there.

So from about 4 posts where I say I dislike anal, I automatically suck in bed. You're absolutely right. How could I ever have been so shallow.

americans like not having dog dicks. its the same reason we dont let umbilical cords rot and fall off like animals. ever see how that looks? like a fucking dog, just like your cock.

I don't care, more sexual pleasure for me being uncircumcised, so once I'm done, shut the fuck up, go into the kitchen and get my beer + pie.

So from about 4 posts where I say I dislike anal, I automatically suck in bed. You're absolutely right. How could I ever have been so shallow.

no, from 4 posts where you say you did anal to appease a guy, were never turned on by the idea and confirmed your lack of interest by focusing on the pain rather than trying to gain pleasure. you then apply your shitty attitude/experience to every woman and declare anal sex worthless and painful for all women. thats how we know you suck in bed and life.

I don't care, more sexual pleasure for me being uncircumcised, so once I'm done, shut the fuck up, go into the kitchen and get my beer + pie.

you dont get more sexual pleasure than i do. prove otherwise, kthnxbye.

americans like not having dog dicks. its the same reason we dont let umbilical cords rot and fall off like animals. ever see how that looks? like a fucking dog, just like your cock.

As an american, I resent having part of my cock chopped off at birth.

You sir, are a fucking retard if you think that getting your cock chopped up just so you don't "look like a dog" is a good idea, you should also consider castration so the human race doesn't have to deal with fucking dipshits like you in the future.

also, fuck jews for inventing the cock chop.

Good day sir.

/rage

As an american, I resent having part of my cock chopped off at birth.

You sir, are a fucking retard if you think that getting your cock chopped up just so you don't "look like a dog" is a good idea, you should also consider castration so the human race doesn't have to deal with fucking dipshits like you in the future.

also, fuck jews for inventing the cock chop.

Good day sir.

/rage

good idea, bad idea, it really doesnt fucking matter. its an insignificant piece of skin and your emotional attachment to it is causing you far more problems than your circumcision. but foreskin does make you look like you have an animal cock, enjoy your day.

good idea, bad idea, it really doesnt fucking matter. its an insignificant piece of skin and your emotional attachment to it is causing you far more problems than your circumcision. but foreskin does make you look like you have an animal cock, enjoy your day.

Maybe we should chop some of our limbs off. Animals have 4 limbs, we can't copy those fuckers.

but foreskin does make you look like you have an animal cock, enjoy your day.

As opposed to what? A plant cock?

Maybe we should chop some of our limbs off. Animals have 4 limbs, we can't copy those fuckers.

and yet you cut your hair so you look better than the average shaggy beast...

isnt it time we, as a race, stopped crying over spilled foreskin? you got circumcised, its over with now and its fucking meaningless. wah?

and yet you cut your hair so you look better than the average shaggy beast...

isnt it time we, as a race, stopped crying over spilled foreskin? you got circumcised, its over with now and its fucking meaningless. wah?

No. I think it should be a personal choice. Not something your parents or your doctor decide for you.

You know, it's easy to chop something off, but it's hard to stick it back on.

I pity all circumcised men.

No. I think it should be a personal choice. Not something your parents or your doctor decide for you.

You know, it's easy to chop something off, but it's hard to stick it back on.

are your parents reading this thread? then go fucking bitch to them and leave the internet alone. see a therapist while your at it, see if theres treatment for fixation on skin flaps on your cock.

are your parents reading this thread? then go fucking bitch to them and leave the internet alone. see a therapist while your at it, see if theres treatment for fixation on skin flaps on your cock.

You're pretty cocky for a virgin.

are your parents reading this thread? then go fucking bitch to them and leave the internet alone. see a therapist while your at it, see if theres treatment for fixation on skin flaps on your cock.

You're an idiot, I'm not circumcised.

You're an idiot, I'm not circumcised.

so you want to encourage others to confront their parents about the decisions they made for them? thats your point here right? how about breastfed vs formula? should i be pissed that i didnt get delicious formula? outies vs innies, whats your take? am i pleased with my innie or fucking outraged that the doctor tied me off like that? can he even have an effect? lets all be angry about these meaningless little details!


calm down monkey dick...

this thread is hilarious

so you want to encourage others to confront their parents about the decisions they made for them? thats your point here right? how about breastfed vs formula? should i be pissed that i didnt get delicious formula? outies vs innies, whats your take? am i pleased with my innie or fucking outraged that the doctor tied me off like that? can he even have an effect? lets all be angry about these meaningless little details!


calm down monkey dick...

I agree, you need to calm the fuck down. And get laid too.

Circumcision bad? I really would like to see you're so called research on this. I have what you call a "jew dick" and i haven't had any adverse effects. The exact opposite is true, in my opinion.

Hooded brotherhood for the win.

I agree, you need to calm the fuck down. And get laid too.

so youre reply is "i know you are but what am i?" + "virgin"?

wifi at recess is killing my totse experience.

so youre reply is "i know you are but what am i?" + "virgin"?

wifi at recess is killing my totse experience.

No, read my post. I'm just saying your a frustrated virgin. That's all I'm saying. No hidden message there buddy. Here, one more time:

You're a frustrated virgin.

Circumcision bad? I really would like to see you're so called research on this. I have what you call a "jew dick" and i haven't had any adverse effects. The exact opposite is true, in my opinion.

so would you have been pissed if your parents left you uncircumcised? would you get a circumsicion later in life? would you blame your parents or your doctor for the pain youd now have to experience and remember? can a mommy ever win?

No, read my post. I'm just saying your a frustrated virgin. That's all I'm saying. No hidden message there buddy. Here, one more time:

You're a frustrated virgin.

rhetorical questions. weve covered the 'sweet burn brah' portion already. take another swing.

rhetorical questions. weve covered the 'sweet burn brah' portion already. take another swing.

You're a virgin.

so would you have been pissed if your parents left you uncircumcised?

yes

would you get a circumsicion later in life?yes

would you blame your parents or your doctor for the pain youd now have to experience and remember?No, since they use anesthesia.

can a mommy ever win?yes

EDIT: And you still haven't provided my with your research EDIT

No, since they use anesthesia.

they dont give you any to take home. cuts healing on your cock does not make for a fun erection.

thats not the point though. the point is youre a whiny little bitch with nothing to whine about because somebody guessed right when you were an infant. it could have been tails just as easily.

they dont give you any to take home. cuts healing on your cock does not make for a fun erection.

That's what pain killers are for. you fucking dumbass. God, the public school system where you live failed you horribly.

EDIT: And where's that fucking research. The burden of proof is on you. EDIT

That's what pain killers are for. you fucking dumbass. God, the public school system where you live failed you horribly.

EDIT: And where's that fucking research. The burden of proof is on you. EDIT

Wow, another virgin. Maybe you feller should hook up.

Wow, another virgin. Maybe you feller should hook up.

Yes, that's right. I must be a fucking virgin. Why don't you go fucking suck off spectral or something, and get the fuck out of this thread?

Yes, that's right. I must be a fucking virgin. Why don't you go fucking suck off spectral or something, and get the fuck out of this thread?

More rhetorical questions or would you really like to know? Besides, we're not talking about me. We're talking about you two being:

1) Virgins
2) Fags

So, when do you boys plan on leaving your closet?

That's what pain killers are for. you fucking dumbass. God, the public school system where you live failed you horribly.

EDIT: And where's that fucking research. The burden of proof is on you. EDIT

burden to prove what? that you clowns get way too excited over a flap of skin? that you should take your problem up with your parents rather than with strangers in threads about anal sex on the internet?

also :lol: on the pain killer bit. pretending elective surgeries are painless is fun.

also :lol: on the pain killer bit. pretending elective surgeries are painless is fun.

Well, they are fun.

Same eggs here.

Same eggs here.

Do you like to get creamed in your butt or on your butt?

Circumcision reduces the chances of contracting HIV. Soo bad!

"In March 2007 the World Health Organization and UNAIDS stated that male circumcision is an effective intervention for HIV prevention, but also stated that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent the heterosexual transmission of HIV."

Also decreases chances of contracting genital herpes:

"Circumcised men reduced their chances of catching genital herpes by about 25 percent, compared with uncircumcised men."

While it may not be much, any protection is better than none.

Condoms reduce the chances of catching HIV by about 99%. So does not sleeping with crack whores.

Do you like to get creamed in your butt or on your butt?

They're both fine, but in is more fun.

They're both fine, but in is more fun.

we should meet up for casual sex

They're both fine, but in is more fun.

Alright! A girl who knows how it's done.

They're both fine, but in is more fun.

But doesn't the guy need to wear a condom for anal?

But doesn't the guy need to wear a condom for anal?

Why would he?

But doesn't the guy need to wear a condom for anal?

He should if he doesn't want shit on his dick. That doesn't mean he has to pull out, though.

edit: And to clarify, I didn't mean pulling out after anal and cumming on my ass, I just meant cumming on my ass in general.

we should meet up for casual sex

No thanks. I have robinhoody for that.

No thanks. I have robinhoody for that.

How's he doing? Staying off the needles?

Enough of the Real Men v. Mutilated/Jew Dicks v. Dog Dicks debate people.

Oh and the only good thing about wearing a condom when you do anal is you get to see her run/ 'duck walk' to bathroom later with her knees pressed and the condom hanging out of her arse, dripping sperm onto the back of her legs and floor.

Hey, laughs are hard to come by in Norfolk in winter! Better than whats on TV anyways.

Whatever you say, elephantcock.

Whatever you say, elephantcock.

SNOOPY!!!

Should have known it was too optimistic to believe you we're sufferin somewhere in the gutter

SNOOPY!!!

Should have known it was too optimistic to believe you we're sufferin somewhere in the gutter

Whatever you say, bubblegumass.

I dunno- I haven't really met any girls who've done anal and liked it--- BUT-- finding and screwing at least one is an aspiration of mine. The hunt is on.

Come on asswipe, you're Croatian. Summer + Adriatic Sea + sluts from Zagreb = guaranteed success.

How's he doing? Staying off the needles?

Aside from an alcohol-induced nosebleed and an injured toe, he was doing alright last time I spoke to him.

It hurt's heaps. Ive done it about 5 times... it still doesn't feel good.

last time I spoke to him.

When was this?

When was this?

About a month or so ago.

^Can I fuck you in the ass?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you wouldn't happen to be autistic would you?
If no, then I'm just assuming that you're spouting random sex facts for the 12 year old majority of prepubescent totse. In which case, good moderation.

I lol'ed

I think we all want to do this now.

more so.

I finally tried it and despite some intense feeling of pressure back there I loved it.

Another satisfied customer.

ha yea, its not bad. not my first choice but its cool when you wanna mix things up a bit. :)

Whatever you say, bubblegumass.

Yea, weren't you like a mod a few years ago or something? I don't remember if you were a douche or not. I'm thinking not.

Yea, weren't you like a mod a few years ago or something? I don't remember if you were a douche or not. I'm thinking not.

I'm a totse philantropist.

So true.

I've heard the same recommendation from quite a few women. You're not the first girl on totse to try and enjoy anal.

lawl, this.

Totally agree with you. The first time I tried it it was pretty painful, but now I can have it during regular sex, no lube needed. Have you had any anal orgasms? Best position I find to have them is sitting on top of him, facing the other way and just rubbing.

I came pretty close once, but then he found shit on his dick so we stopped doing it altogether. :(

if I try anal sex, chances are i'll vomit........everywhere