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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2008-10-13, 23:09
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I want him to give me oral...
Okay, so I've been seeing this guy for a couple of months. The last few weeks I've been giving him dome (head) quite a bit. A while ago I said I wasn't ready for him to do anything to me, but now I am and I'm scared.
I'm sick of doing it without getting anything in return, how do I tell my bf to eat me out without sounding sleazy? I don't wanna say "I want you to go down on me" since I kinda think that sounds really sleazy, but maybe I'm just overthinking it, lol.
Help me please totse.
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# 2
2008-10-13, 23:11
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
it's not cute when a mud does a clone thred
keep that in mind
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# 3
2008-10-13, 23:15
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Well done.  |
# 4
2008-10-14, 00:01
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
you disgust me.
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# 5
2008-10-14, 04:16
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
how could u even think about doing such an act.
you my friend, are a pervert.
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# 6
2008-10-14, 04:35
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
sick people out in the world i say
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# 7
2008-10-14, 05:29
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Just talk about it.. seriously.
You could somehow make it erotic and tell him to lick you out
or simply tell him your ready
When my gf (now fiance) and I started getting sexual, i was eager to try it but she said she wasn't ready, almost 12 months later she became ready and it was so great..
.. 2 weeks later I tried it and almost vomited.
I hear it has a lot to do with diet, so maybe have that in mind when you think he should give you a little treat 
Pineapple is good apparently. Good luck!
HTH
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2008-10-14, 06:50
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in a shack in a one whore town
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Well assuming he's not some kind of ameritard kidiot who thinks eating you is somehow 'duuuUUrty'.....
Wait til an appropriate moment, like when he's fingering you and then OVER-ask.
Over-asking = "ohhhh baby that feels soooo goood oooohhhhh hun i NEED your tongue on my clit oooh *pant* give it to me *groan* "
Y'know? A little bit of theatre can go a long way and is one of the easier ways of 'steering' him to do almost anything you want in bed.
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# 9
2008-10-14, 07:58
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by Azure
"I want you to go down on me"
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thats all it should take!
i mean, if my GF said that i would jump at the chance
just say it during makeout and you should be sweet
thank me later
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# 10
2008-10-14, 08:00
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
your already giving him head and you worry bout getting some yourself might seem sleazy?
mmmmm
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2008-10-14, 08:00 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by jackketch
Well assuming he's not some kind of ameritard kidiot who thinks eating you is somehow 'duuuUUrty'.....
Wait til an appropriate moment, like when he's fingering you and then OVER-ask.
Over-asking = "ohhhh baby that feels soooo goood oooohhhhh hun i NEED your tongue on my clit oooh *pant* give it to me *groan* "
Y'know? A little bit of theatre can go a long way and is one of the easier ways of 'steering' him to do almost anything you want in bed.
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Love this.
Do this and you'll be fine ;) |
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#12
2008-10-14, 08:08 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Discuss the movie Woodstock that took place in '69... Then smoothly segue into talk of Good Ol' '69 & see how he takes to it, or you could ask how he feels about drinking & driving...then segue into how he feels about drinking & muff diving...
You could just (while you're both disrobed) sit on his chest, cross your legs under his head & teach to face up to his responsibilities...
Or ask him..."How does a woman hold her liquor? .......
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By the ears!
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#13
2008-10-14, 08:41 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
ohhhh baby that feels soooo goood oooohhhhh hun i NEED your tongue on my clit oooh *pant* give it to me *groan*
*licks*
-deus-
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#14
2008-10-14, 16:59 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Y'all niggas gettin' trolled for fucks sakes!
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2008-10-14, 17:32 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by averageBT
Y'all niggas gettin' trolled for fucks sakes!
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So what? It was a good question and maybe the answers will help someone.
Remember "S&A Welcomes Intelligent Trolling". |
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#16
2008-10-14, 19:12 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
I once told my boyfreind to 'plead his case to the vagina court'.
I was quite drunk.
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#17
2008-10-14, 19:45 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
lol ty 4 all the halp guise....
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#18
2008-10-14, 20:03 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Help me please totse.
Shut the hell up Azure, you know your place.
Now finish playing me that fervid ballad on that rusty trombone.
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2008-10-14, 20:07 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
As long as he isn't a britfag, all you have to do is ask him.
It wont sound sleazy or anything. How does he ask you? If he does ask (I assume he asks and doesn't just shove your head in his lap) then just ask in the same way.
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#20
2008-10-14, 20:09 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Shut the hell up Azure, you know your place.
Now finish playing me that fervid ballad on that rusty trombone.
Please keep your trolling attempts out of my threads, if you have nothing serious to add to this topic, please gtfo. I'm in dire need of assistance, and you're just getting in the way.
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2008-10-14, 20:12 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
http://plasteredpoets.com/images/TROMBONE.gif
This is no time for free advertising, Azure.
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#22
2008-10-14, 20:16 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by Tinted Glass
I once told my boyfreind to 'plead his case to the vagina court'.
I was quite drunk.
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you use drunk as an excuse?
Why an excuse... damn stylish thing to say in my opinion |
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#23
2008-10-14, 21:58 |
Tinted Glass
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
you use drunk as an excuse?
Why an excuse... damn stylish thing to say in my opinion
That was just meant in the context that I was more open.
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2008-10-14, 22:02 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by Azure
Okay, so I've been seeing this guy for a couple of months. The last few weeks I've been giving him dome (head) quite a bit. A while ago I said I wasn't ready for him to do anything to me, but now I am and I'm scared.
I'm sick of doing it without getting anything in return, how do I tell my bf to eat me out without sounding sleazy? I don't wanna say "I want you to go down on me" since I kinda think that sounds really sleazy, but maybe I'm just overthinking it, lol.
Help me please totse.
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your username just gives the impression that you're a trolling nerd straight off the chans. suck a dick. |
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2008-10-14, 22:15 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
your username just gives the impression that you're a trolling nerd straight off the chans. suck a dick.
Fail.
Like I said to SLL, if you're going to *attempt*(and I use that term properly) to derail my threads, just fuck off. This is fully serious, I'm in a fucking predicament and I don't need your faggotry.
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2008-10-14, 23:10 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
OP: Hey, it would really turn me on if you went down on me...
Dude: Wow, I never knew girls liked that. 
or
Dude: Fuck you, I am just here for the free blow jobs.
Pretty sure it won't be that hard, unless you got a guy who thinks your vagina is gross and doesn't want to put his face near it. |
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#27
2008-10-15, 00:22 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by Tinted Glass
I once told my boyfreind to 'plead his case to the vagina court'.
I was quite drunk.
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And did he? Did he give a good account of hisself or were his pleadings admonished by the judge up in her "box office"? |
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#28
2008-10-15, 00:55 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
And did he? Did he give a good account of hisself or were his pleadings admonished by the judge up in her "box office"?
I think I went to throw up again and passed out on the toilet..
so yes:D
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#29
2008-10-15, 01:33 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by chipotes
sick people out in the world i say
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this. |
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#30
2008-10-15, 01:53 |
Tinted Glass
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
this.
You know you want to lick my vag while im passed out with my face in a toilet.
Just let it happen baby!
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#31
2008-10-15, 02:28 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
make him do it!
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#32
2008-10-15, 02:41 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Just tell him, there is nothing really "sleazy" about it (unless your trying to get him to lick your asshole)
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2008-10-15, 06:23 |
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run while you can ----->
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
your username just gives the impression that you're a trolling nerd straight off the chans. suck a dick.
he wanted to ask the question of the op, but he couldnt bring himself to say "how can i get him to suck my dick"
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#34
2008-10-15, 07:31 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
if you guys are honest with each other you would just say you've thought about it and decided you're ready
did he ever offer to do it? if he did then he was ready and is probably still ready just waiting for you to catch up
why is it such a big deal?
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#35
2008-10-15, 13:45 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
Tie him to your headboard
Toss your legs over his shoulders
And have him wear you like a feedbag
-seriously, if for some fucking weird reason he doesn't want to, just say "no more head, until". He will comply
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#36
2008-10-15, 15:19 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
-seriously, if for some fucking weird reason he doesn't want to, just say "no more head, until". He will comply
Works everytime
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2008-10-16, 01:43 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by Deon
Just talk about it.. seriously.
You could somehow make it erotic and tell him to lick you out
or simply tell him your ready
When my gf (now fiance) and I started getting sexual, i was eager to try it but she said she wasn't ready, almost 12 months later she became ready and it was so great..
.. 2 weeks later I tried it and almost vomited.
I hear it has a lot to do with diet, so maybe have that in mind when you think he should give you a little treat ;)
Pineapple is good apparently. Good luck!
HTH
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hahaha!
I ate pussy out for the first time last friday.. I just KNEW it was going to be gross wich is why i never did it with my other girlfriends.
So i eat her out and started gagging ( quietly so she didnt hear ofcourse ) But... i toughened up and kept going.
Ill still eat her out.. but the taste definately is not great |
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#38
2008-10-16, 03:02 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
^^ dude, find a clean girl
There's nothing wrong with clean pussy at all
(in case you do have a clean girl and her pussy still smells, acid balance might be fucked up, please say she doesn't use soap down there)
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#39
2008-10-16, 17:46 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by dark-easterbunny
^^ dude, find a clean girl
There's nothing wrong with clean pussy at all
(in case you do have a clean girl and her pussy still smells, acid balance might be fucked up, please say she doesn't use soap down there)
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..........Whats wrong with soap?? |
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#40
2008-10-16, 18:17 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
It's not cute when a cunt does a clone thread
keep that in mind
Fix't
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#41
2008-10-17, 21:12 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
just go for 69 position
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#42
2008-10-21, 03:58 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
If he already asked if you wanted it and you said no, I think next time you go down on him, just automatically climb on him, 69 position. Or you could do what I did and just wait until he does it on his own/ asks again.
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2008-10-21, 03:59 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
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Originally Posted by Eternal Optimist420
If he already asked if you wanted it and you said no, I think next time you go down on him, just automatically climb on him, 69 position. Or you could do what I did and just wait until he does it on his own/ asks again.
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Better when he does it on his own, in my opinion. |
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#44
2008-10-21, 04:58 |
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Re: I want him to give me oral...
"Kiss my lower lips &
Drink my piss
If you love me?
You will do this."
ps Sorry. Y'know me: I'll do anything to facilitate my random, asymmetrical rhyme scheme. :p
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