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 #1 
Old 2008-10-13, 22:52
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Default I'm so bad at this - Asking my girl if she wants oral?

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Old 2008-10-13, 22:53
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Ask...it's not sleazy.
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Old 2008-10-13, 22:59
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Next time she gives you dome (head) just ask.

Simple, really...

*ObZ
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:20
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Lock this clone thread pl0x kthx.
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:21
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Quote:
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Lock this clone thread pl0x kthx.


no, the other is the clone,

this is the original
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:22
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Lock this clone thread pl0x kthx.


This.
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:24
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The problem lies in the fact that I'm happy to do it for her and in fact I wanna pleasure her, but I think it would be mad aukward if I started making a move and she asked me to stop because she wasn't ready.

She wouldn't.
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:29
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Just start rubbing her clit and see where it goes from there.
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:34
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After she's done with you say, " Ok now it's your turn."
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Old 2008-10-13, 23:36
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Feel free to flame, give opinions, advice, anything!

...Anything?
 #11 
Old 2008-10-14, 00:31
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Sounds like a good deal to me man. Count your blessings.

1)you dont have to spend a long ass time in 'ground zero'

2)Your jaw wont hurt

3)You get free dome.

Trust me, girls dont deserve to be eatten out. Sucking cock shouldnt be that big a deal to them. Its NOTHING compared to our job when it comes to oral. Besides, guys going down on girls is a great privilage for them, not a right!

.......i didnt make the rules, its in the bible
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Old 2008-10-14, 00:38
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Instead of saying "Do you want me to go down on you?" say "Can I go down on you?".

The latter sounds better because it makes it seems like you want to do it more.

Straight up just ask, it's okay.
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Old 2008-10-14, 00:40
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Trust me, girls dont deserve to be eatten out. Sucking cock shouldnt be that big a deal to them. Its NOTHING compared to our job when it comes to oral. Besides, guys going down on girls is a great privilage for them, not a right!

.......i didnt make the rules, its in the bible

Are you fucking kidding me buddy? Have you ever sucked a cock? I've done both, and giving dome (head) is far more tiring then eating a chick out.
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Old 2008-10-14, 00:48
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I say as you're making out, slowly make your way down south. If she isnt helen keller, she'll know what's up.
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Old 2008-10-14, 00:53
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I say as you're making out, slowly make your way down south. If she isnt helen keller, she'll know what's up.


Yeah, you could just do this, but teller her you wanna go down on her is a lot kinkier.


And Helen Keller was deaf and blind, not born without the ability to know when someone wants to eat her out. What an inaccurate analogy.
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Old 2008-10-14, 00:59
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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Deaf, blind, growing up in a sexually repressed era and a sheltered childhood she wouldn't know what the fuck "going down" was all about.

Analogy: valid.


*ObZ
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Old 2008-10-14, 01:20
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And Helen Keller was deaf and blind, not born without the ability to know when someone wants to eat her out. What an inaccurate analogy.

Hahaha, yeah I was gonna point that out if no one else did.

And OP, either ask if she wants you to eat her out, or start kissing her body, going lower and lower and see where is goes from there.
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Old 2008-10-14, 02:24
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Just make the move, i have, and some girls want it some dont. If she doesnt she will let you know and just dont make a big deal about it, and it wont be awkward.
 #19 
Old 2008-10-14, 02:26
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Start by kissing her, go from the lips, around the neck, and then work your way down, light little kisses, see how that goes, keep going down kissing around her breasts, then a nipple, down, stomach, sides, start kissing around the underwear line, then start on the thigh, then inner thigh, light kisses remember, then lift the very top elastic of the underwear and kiss underneath it, place it back, then kiss her pussy under her underwear, if she isn't telling you to stop by this time you should be fine, keep kissing around her real inner thigh and pull her underwear down slowly, keep kissing, once it's off, gently move her legs apart and blow some air on her vagina, then move in, very lightly 'taste' her and well, you can take it from there... unless you need a hand...
 #20 
Old 2008-10-14, 02:37
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Ask? Shit, I always just tell and take. If I want to fuck a girl, I don't ask if she wants to have sex, I just jump the bitch and if she doesn't say no, I'm getting some. Ask and you might get a no, or you might be instigating a possibly embarrassing or uncomfortable situation for her. Just head straight for that pussy and just go to town. Even if she would have said no, once you start licking and sucking that clit, she won't say no. Even with anal, I just start playing with her asshole, and if she doesn't stop me, I'll slide a finger in. If I get a good response, I'm lubing up and going for the gold. The less you get women thinking and the more passionate you are, the more you'll get to explore. Women love men you just give er shit, trust me.
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Old 2008-10-14, 02:56
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Are you fucking kidding me buddy? Have you ever sucked a cock? I've done both, and giving dome (head) is far more tiring then eating a chick out.

That's because you're a chick. You already know where the clit is.

What about when we get those little fuckers who like to bunker down behind the fortified walls of the hood and we have to question whether she's actually a tranny and there's no clit to be found, or if we just suck and need to look harder.

And don't even get me started on the female orgasm.
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Old 2008-10-14, 03:01
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That's because you're a chick. You already know where the clit is.

What about when we get those little fuckers who like to bunker down behind the fortified walls of the hood and we have to question whether she's actually a tranny and there's no clit to be found, or if we just suck and need to look harder.

And don't even get me started on the female orgasm.

Hahah, trust me dude, I have all those problems too, despite knowing where the clit is.
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Old 2008-10-14, 11:46
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Ask her if she wants kisses, then ask her where she wants kisses.

She should understand.
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Old 2008-10-14, 18:38
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Originally Posted by xxombie
Instead of saying "Do you want me to go down on you?" say "Can I go down on you?".

The latter sounds better because it makes it seems like you want to do it more.

Straight up just ask, it's okay.


This is pretty much what I was going to write word for word. This or just go for it. She'll either stop you or not, no big deal.
 #25 
Old 2008-10-14, 18:42
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when your kissing her pull her hair back so her head tilts and start kissing her neck while fingering her. Once you have done this you can do what ever the fuck you want lol
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Old 2008-10-16, 04:31
kinky_kitty1169 kinky_kitty1169 is offline
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Default Re: I'm so bad at this - Asking my girl if she wants oral?

I've been with my girl now for a few months and in recent weeks she has started giving me head but I am yet to do anything for her. I know the first and last girl I was with flat out told me that she wasn't ready for me to do anything to her yet - so I'm kinda out of ideas to go about asking?

Basically, how do I know if she wants me to go down on her? Should I just make the move, or man up and ask her? I always think the kind of lines "do you want me to go down on you" would sound kinda sleazy, but maybe this is me overthinking things.

The problem lies in the fact that I'm happy to do it for her and in fact I wanna pleasure her, but I think it would be mad aukward if I started making a move and she asked me to stop because she wasn't ready.

Feel free to flame, give opinions, advice, anything!

Cheers Totse,

DONT ASK, DO1!!!!:p
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Old 2008-10-16, 07:11
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Just do it.
I did, it worked.
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Old 2008-10-16, 09:53
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duuuude.
just do it.

Girls like it when you take charge.

just kiss her on the mouth and move down. but dont mad rush for the vag-house. Be cool, and she will be too

if you cant take charge in the bedroom at least occasionally you're just being pussy.
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Old 2008-10-16, 10:01
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noobMad
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Old 2008-10-16, 12:40
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Just take it in your stride as part of foreplay. If she doesn't want it, she will stop you.
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Old 2008-10-16, 15:07
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agreed, just do it

If you don't know how to do it

When things are getting..comfortable, just push her back, pull her pants down and do your thing, if she tries to bitch cause of the insecure bitch she is, just put a finger on your mouth and go ssssssst, and then continue
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Old 2008-10-16, 21:54
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Okay...

Simple
If you feel like you need to return the favour just lay her down kiss her a little and kiss slowly down her body till your inbetween her legs and start from there.
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Old 2008-10-16, 21:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Splunk
duuuude.
just do it.

Girls like it when you take charge.

just kiss her on the mouth and move down. but dont mad rush for the vag-house. Be cool, and she will be too

if you cant take charge in the bedroom at least occasionally you're just being pussy.


Bahsah. I'm naming my band 'Mad Rush for the Vag-House."
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:45
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just push her on her back pull down her pants and go for it, thats what i did, and my gf loved it
 #35 
Old 2008-10-17, 03:40
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You stupid nigger.
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Old 2008-10-17, 04:18
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Bahsah. I'm naming my band 'Mad Rush for the Vag-House."

Holy shit I need to get in on this.

I call dibs on lead guitar.
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Old 2008-10-17, 05:11
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When she is not expecting it just start chowing down on her fish taco.
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Old 2008-10-18, 09:03
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Holy shit I need to get in on this.

I call dibs on lead guitar.


bags vocals!!!

This is just crazy enough to make us rich!!!
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Old 2008-10-19, 00:23
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bags vocals!!!

This is just crazy enough to make us rich!!!

K i'm on rhythm guitar. Now we just need a bassist and a drummer.

Will all our songs be about oral sex and the like?
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Old 2008-10-19, 19:19
154sidewinder 154sidewinder is offline
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Oh this one is easy... in the heat of the moment when you're making out, start kissing down her body. Keep going till she stops you... if you reach "paradise" and she hasn't stopped you yet, you're in the clear to do some muff diving!! If she stops you, then you know the answer, right?
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Old 2008-10-19, 21:24
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Oh this one is easy... in the heat of the moment when you're making out, start kissing down her body. Keep going till she stops you... if you reach "paradise" and she hasn't stopped you yet, you're in the clear to do some muff diving!! If she stops you, then you know the answer, right?


keep going anyway?
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Old 2008-10-19, 23:36
154sidewinder 154sidewinder is offline
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keep going anyway?

No dumbass... if she stops ya, obviously she doesn't want you to do it! Sheesh.....
 
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