About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Vices > Bad Ideas
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bad Ideas Fraud, vandalism, torture, theft, revenge, scams, and other bad ideas. Please do a forum search and site search before posting. Questions about explosives, drugs, weapons, and hacking do not belong in this forum. Please keep things theoretical in nature. Do not admit to crimes you have done or are planning to do.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1   Add Digital_Samurai to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-13, 21:06
Digital_Samurai Digital_Samurai is offline
Regular
 
Default Fake taxi

Say you have a taxi cab, you don't have a cab license. How easy would it be to drive around the city, and pickup fares?

Honestly, you could make a easy $300 in a day minus the cost in gas. You could print up some fake shit to make it look legit.
Reply With Quote
  #2   Add Johnathon_Doerty to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-13, 22:05
Johnathon_Doerty Johnathon_Doerty is offline
Regular
 
Canada
Default Re: Fake taxi

You have to buy a car.
You have to paint it.
You have to make it into a taxi.
You have to pay the ridiculous fee for gas.
Cops catch you, it's probably a really hard fine or jail time.
I'd say you would have a better chance faking being a city bus, then people pay you a fare when they get on, and you get a lot more people.
Reply With Quote
  #3   Add GermanyOrFlorida to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-13, 23:06
GermanyOrFlorida GermanyOrFlorida is offline
New Arrival
 
Default Re: Fake taxi

Even if you had the car painted and everything, I think youd have a hard time finding people to pick up. In my city, people dont just step out on the street and catch a cab, usually you call a cab company, and they send some one out to you.
So unless you live in New York City or something...
Reply With Quote
  #4   Add Vegetable Man to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-14, 00:02
Vegetable Man Vegetable Man is offline
Regular
 
Nova Scotia Send a message via MSN to Vegetable Man
Default Re: Fake taxi

In my city the cabs aren't painted, they're just normal vehicles with the taxi light on top. The problem is though, people normally call the company, like someone mentioned. However, if a "taxi" driver here pulled over for drunk people waving to them they would make alot of money since cabs here don't pick up people waving to them. Then you have to have the meter and stuff in the car.
Reply With Quote
  #5   Add mike_13232 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-14, 00:08
mike_13232 mike_13232 is offline
Acolyte
 
Orillia Ontario Canada
Thumbs down Re: Fake taxi

In theory your idea is possible but realistically it wouldn't work, Like previously stated, to make any type of profit, you would have to live in a fairly big city, and even then it would still be tough,
Reply With Quote
  #6   Add Sniper78 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-14, 00:24
Sniper78 Sniper78 is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Fake taxi

Ya this isn't the movies or anything where people are waving down taxis 24/7. Who the hell knows, but all in one days work you would probably only get a few people. It wouldn't be worth it. You're better off getting one of those bike taxis. You'll lose cellulite, and make money at the same time.
Reply With Quote
  #7   Add vladthepaler to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-14, 01:43
vladthepaler vladthepaler is offline
New Arrival
 
Default Re: Fake taxi

You could probably pull it off in Tijuana. You would need a junker with Jesus statues on the dashboard and Christmas lights strewn about it. The car should also be pulled by a donkey.

Seriously, it could be done in the US, but it would take some balls. You would probably need a decent-looking, well-running car or van, and it would help to have a professionally-made magnetic sign to put on the doors with your "company info" on it.

Even medium-sized cities have hotels, nightclubs and bars, and the patrons are always calling for taxis. You walk into the lobby or whatever, looking all respectable-like, and say "Somebody call for a cab?" There's a chance, especially around closing time, that someone is waiting for a cab, and they might just as well go with you, especially if they're three sheets to the wind.

If you're lucky, your fare will be too drunk to fight back when you eventually steal all their money and/or take sexual advantage of them for personal or blackmail purposes (bring a camera).
Reply With Quote
  #8   Add Fate to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-14, 23:56
Fate Fate is offline
Moderator
 
Professional Bastard Send a message via ICQ to Fate Send a message via AIM to Fate Send a message via Yahoo to Fate
Default Re: Fake taxi

I think it would be fairly simple to get your hands on a retired police Crown Vic (which is exactly where the taxi companies get their cars from), have Maaco do a shitty job of painting it yellow, and get some signs made up at your local printing shop. Any boob with twenty dollars and access to a Radio Shack could rig up some kind of light on the roof of the car, and your buddies at the sign shop could probably print you up some plackards to put in it. (You know, the part that says "Diamond City Taxi" or what have you.)

If you get bored of driving people around, try picking people up and just robbing their stupid asses. Just engage the child locks on the rear doors to keep them from getting out. Bonus points for having a friend in the trunk (via the fold-down seats) to handle sticking up, beating up, and keeping the mark subdued. The beauty is, you can take all his stuff (including his phone) and just leave his sorry ass miles from nowhere. You could be long gone by the time he called the cops, though I'd suggest getting rid of that car post-haste.
Reply With Quote
  #9   Add redjoker to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-15, 00:58
redjoker redjoker is online now
Regular
 
Default Re: Fake taxi

Just become an actual cab driver. This isn't the movies where some dude standing on a curb and whistles really loud and a cab from nowhere suddenly lurches in front of him. People call them in. So you would get far more customers if you actually worked for a cab company and its really easy to get a job with them. For real its an easy as fuck job when you have GPS and you work whenever you feel like it.
Reply With Quote
  #10   Add Mitchell Y. McDeere to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-15, 04:30
Mitchell Y. McDeere Mitchell Y. McDeere is offline
Regular
 
Memphis
Default Re: Fake taxi

People already do this in my city. They just use their normal car and go downtown and offer rides for flat rates. It's technically not illegal and on a friday/saturday people are always waiting for cabs outside of the bars.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode
Hybrid Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode
Threaded Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics