They say that, but I bet that's what they do after work down at the pub.

They say "Damn I love not having my medical license revoked because I think like a totsean."
You know, in so many words.


Totse is not your physician. Endure the embarrassment and fess up to a trained medical professional.

After all, you already told totse your penile insecurity!

You mean Apex barrel.

few months back, i had the FAIL greatest doctor visit of my life. i was horny as hell, and the FAIL doctor was well, not too hot, but not bad looking, but she had great FAIL tits and there was alot of cleavage. she FAIL grabbed my dick backhanded and said 'look FAIL away' and jacked me off for FAIL about 10 minutes and then she started FAIL sucking it. oh the mouth on this doctor. FAIL i blew my load then she got on all 4's on FAIL the bed, locked the door, and i FAIL hiked up her skirt and FAIL fucked her bareback, and blew inside of FAIL her. i was absolutely FAIL spent. she got dressed, collected her FAIL things and left. i want to fuck her again FAIL.

I've corrected your post to reflect its quality.

Ha! I think I've just created a new fad. I shall call it, "The FAIL Injection".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie_disease

Its Peyronies disease, Bill Clintons got it too, congrat's.

I've corrected your post to reflect its quality.

Ha! I think I've just created a new fad. I shall call it, "The FAIL Injection".

Declaring a fad on it's early stages most often kills it.

I've corrected your post to reflect its quality.

Ha! I think I've just created a new fad. I shall call it, "The FAIL Injection".

Not anymore. Never claim to create a meme.

While we're on the subject of genital-related GP awkwardness, if there's some kind of test you need to take that would involve the doctor touching your penis, can you ask for a female doc? I just really don't want a guy touching my dick. It can be some old lady if they want, just not a man.

Absolutely. That's what everyone does.

Absolutely. That's what everyone does.
Good, I can finally get this lump checked out. Yellow is never a good colour, ever.

Good, I can finally get this lump checked out. Yellow is never a good colour, ever.

Make sure you make an audio recording of the whole situation.

I think I dislocated my toe.

Not to mention, it's all confidential so he's not going to be telling all his buddies about "omg lol eye had a guy who had a crooked cawk lol".

Actually doctors can talk about their patients to whoever they want. As long as they don't identify the patient (by name, pointing them out, making it obvious who they're talking about, etc.), there's no breach of confidentiality.

Not anymore. Never claim to create a meme.

If I don't claim it, someone else will.

agreed.


i once took my puppy to the vet, and she was having her period so her lil cunny was like swolen like a walnut, and he saw that and laughed! wtf? that was unprofessional

That pretty funny actually.

didn't read the rest of the thread, but whatever...

just go to your doc and tell him/her. I know it's embarrassing, but trust me, they've seen worse.

Doctor thought i had HPV.....turned out to be skin tags. He grabbed his fucking blow torch liquid nitrogen gun, and had really hot Nurses in training watch as i cringed with pain.

That was an awkward day

You can't change your penis shape from masturbating. Just isn't going to happen.
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Rubbing your dick against the bed with your entire wait dragging your dick against it cant be good for your cock.

lmfaoo

Declaring a fad on it's early stages most often kills it.

he has a decent point