You? Girlfriend?

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^This and whats wrong with Anal rape?

Shes sexually frustrated, give her some of that.

you dont deserve this girl, she has no respect for you, its a matter of time before she cheats on you. She thinks shes better than you.

Beat the shit out of her and call her a cunt, John McCain style.

This is highly probable.


But I'd be a little turned on if I knew a girl like that.

The next time she goes in to suck your dick give her a big fat dick slap. You gotta do it so hard that you make a loud sound.


Ah who am I kidding, she's never gonna suck your dick anyways.

on topic:

next time she insults you, say to her "shut your fucking trap and stop fucking insulting me, you fucking cunt. i dont appreciate it, ok?


problem should be solved.

if not,

dump her. u dont want to be with someone who does not respect your wish

Maybe if you weren't so much of a crappy toll, your girlfriend wouldn't flame you so much. Damn, your relationship is like totse. Stupid and full of angsty teenagers.

No shit. Either your girlfriends a bitch or she's testing you to see if you got a pair. Tell her how you feel like a man.

Y'all niggas getting trolled.

Y'all niggas getting trolled.

It's too easy to troll people on this forum, like honestly everybody's so goddamn nice and helpful.

She's obviously hinting that she wants to tie you up and poop on your face.

this made me lol hard.

My ex used to say some MEAN shit to me back when we were together. It's because her fucking father said mean shit to her and she thought that's how you interact with ALL males.

Here's what I would do. Start dumping her, citing her abuse as the reason you're dumping. If she promises to get better, then keep her. If she starts talking shit then walk away and let her be alone, like she was born.

I talked to her last night, and she told me to shut the fuck up.

I told her that it's over unless she stops insulting me, she then challenged me to a fight.

No, I did not fight her.

I dumped her instead.

you should have fought and posted the video on totse.

meh, its just something you do. just punch her once, or completely ignore her. OORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR this should get her going, everytime she calls you something be like, wow thanks thats the nicest thing you ever said to me, and then keep doing that, shell eventually get pissed off and stop doing that or just dump you. any girl that calls their bf name deserves to be slapped upside the head

1: Wire
2: Pliers
3: Duct tape
4: Flamethrower

Tie her limbs together with the wire and tighten with the pliers, apply duct tape around the mouth so she can't be heard. Fuck until satisfied, then eat her! You will share a close bond with her for the rest of your life;)

beat the shit out of her you troll

Easy... Bring up something very personal and troubling to her and give her shit for it. If she is seriously insulting you, she obviously doesn't respect you. What do you do in a situation where someone doesn't respect you? Usually guys will just duke it out. But that may be some jail time if you do that with a girlfriend who doesn't respect you. She will send your ass away. Instead, just have no regard for her feelings at all, as I am assuming you have doing thus far because you are just taking shit from her, and just rain down on her a shit storm of personal stuff that really gets to her.

One common one among girls is "Your [whatever family member] raped you because you [whatever she blames herself for]." Or the popular unisex "Your father left your mother because you were born. Think about all of this shit your mother had to go through because of you. Look at you, you're a nobody. Is this the kind of gratitude you give your poor mother for going though shit and high water to bring you up?"

If you get used to doing this stuff after awhile, as she has gotten used to putting you down because you let her, then you will really know if you love her or not.

Awww! You pussy! You should have fucked her up mentally before dumping her.

Ive been in a parallel situation, except she was just being extremely playful. All i did was just face off with her and top her insults and it was like letting all the gas out of a air balloon, she came right back down to ground level. Never again did she use a any such terms again.

Usually thats a way a girl tests you or tries to buff you up if your slacking being a nice guy or a puss. If you cant handle the heat get the fuck out..dont waste her time and dont let your pride waste away with something you cant manage.

I watch this little chinese girl do it to this co-worker of mine, and he just takes it. Its like man let her do that to me once ill give her a body slam through the coffee table. Along with verbal insults she punches and kicks him, and hard too. Girl is like 5'0ft and hes wimping out.

lol the person you love likes to insult u

ur screwed

As much as his girlfriend "hates" him, it is nowhere near as much as we hate you WAN. You will never be loved so just fuck off.

Actually, today I went over there and took a shit in her bathtub and wiped my ass on her toothbrush.

Trolling confirmed.

Trolling confirmed.

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slow children...

lol

lol @ replies:views

This is why real men have beating belts

Belt beatings often lead to rape doe to spontaneous pants drops.

Y'all niggas getting trolled.

Fuck, this.

I'm bringing sexy back.

Good thread, eh?

Anyway, I would be the one dissing her, not her dissing me. Only fuckchumps get dissed by girls and take it.

let me say the inevitable....

Stick it in her pooper!

OK buddy, I understand where you're coming from. Girlfriends can be jerks. I, personally, have found refuge and extremely helpful advice at this site: http://smouch.net/lol/

no trolling

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Stop being such a pussy and slap the shit out of her..

Man, NumberJumbo, do you want to get together sometime?

You are my hero.

break up with her or establish your male dominance

What do I do, totse? :(:(

You man up and put that bitch in her place!

She apologised to me, and we got back together, but now she's bullying me again.

Move this to BI, I'm gonna poison her. :(

pics?

pics?

of the poisoning or of her?

of the poisoning or of her?

both.

rape her or start being verbally offensive yourself

At least you have a girlfriend... I have no one.

both.

how bout a video of the poisoning? that would be interesting......... ;)

We don't fucking care.

Like each time I'm with him, he always calls me names :(

I don't mean in playful fun, he is actually trying to insult me, I'm getting fucking sick of this verbal bullying

What do I do, totse? :(:(

Another case of an abusive boyfriend.

Does it hurt to poo?

Another case of an abusive boyfriend.

Does it hurt to poo?

what? this is about an abusive girlfriend. not the other way around

Haha cute troll attempt.

Although you'd have to be such a giant fucking pussy to not be able to stand your own against your bloody girlfriend. I tend to tease my men a fair amount just to see if they can take it or send it back my way. If you can't hold your own I'm not going to let you stick your fucking dick in me. What use is a guy with about as much dominance as hello kitty. Fag.

what? this is about an abusive girlfriend. not the other way around

That was the joke you dumb fucking fuck.