Recently got my hands on some, and really want to do, but a lot of people have described the nausea as unbearable and I'm assuming the ill effects would be bypassed as its not in my stomach? Just curious as to if this is do able, and whats the best way to go about it.

thanks...

You made this troll WAY too obvious.

Grind.
Reduce.
Dissolve.
Enema.
???
Profit.

First off, I'd like to say I'd like to say this ISN'T a troll thread. You can fuck right off.

Grind.
Reduce.
Dissolve.
Enema.
???
Profit.
Any info on how long I should keep it in there, dosages (I'm sure it would differ greatly from oral dose)

Any info on how long I should keep it in there, dosages (I'm sure it would differ greatly from oral dose)

I wouldn't say so. Start with half a regular dose and titrate accordingly. You'd need to reduce the shit out of that mixture though.

...but a lot of people have described the nausea as unbearable

Think not of the majority, instead shape your own experience, otherwise you blindly build interpretations,

-interpretations which you may not of agreed w/ if you had discovered/experienced it first-hand.

.peace.

You've experimented with this method ? ya don't say ...have you any experience with other methods, or only rectal consumption (:) lulz)? If you have dabbled with an other method concerning the lovely cactus, what is it you have concluded as far most effective preparation.

Frankly I wouldn't waste my time on it (that is the method in question of course). To be brief and straightforward; I find rectal administration as means of attaining the effects of a given plant nonsensical as well as funny and borderline deranged

-I find there are far better alternatives considering preparation and just a general outlook on the whole experience/concept

take for instance a more traditional approach, that of the ancient shamans, whats w/ this newage rectal administration fruitiness.

.peace.

*sigh*

You have to take it orally, anything else is disrespectful to the cactus (and I can imagine would give you diarrhea). You have to keep the puke down to prove you deserve the trip.

You want to stick a catctus in your butthole. I feel uncomfortable typing that.

Sorry if I thought a thread about sticking a cactus in your anus was a troll. Jesus H. Christ.

Dont
Dont put the cactus in your asshole
Just dont

Cactus sludge in your ass?

Would probably burn.

I wouldn't.

get some KY Jelly and balls of solid fucking granite

If you were going to do that, I'd guess you'd want to avoid shoving ~400g* of cactus sludge up your ass, and you'd therefore pretty much have to do an a/b, salt it out, make a solution and enema it up there. If you've gone to the trouble and ended up with some nice crystalline mescaline, you've negated 99% of the bad taste, and thus experimenting with rectal administration would only be for the possibility of an increased bioavailability.

*Assuming an average potency of 1.35%, from an average of the four values quoted for pedro on erowid.

Extracting it to the crystal would take most of the nausea away (not all), and so he could pop it.

Instead of putting it in his ass.

Eating the cactus itself or the sludge tea is what produces the most nausea, and what he's (by his logic) trying to put in his ass.

Probably trolling anyway.