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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add easeoflife22 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-12, 18:06
easeoflife22 easeoflife22 is offline
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Default You have a smelly vag.

I'm usually really good with words, but how the hell do you tell someone that you don't want to fuck them anymore because of the smell of their vagina is repulsing to you? I know she doesn't have an infection or anything, and I think it has to do with her genetics being incompatible with my own. My sense of smell and taste are linked to, so if I smell it, I taste it. During sex I'll get sick to my stomach and feel like puking, and then I have to stop. Every other part of our relationship is really good, but that smell, I just can't get past it. I know most pussies do have a smell to them from experience, but I just can't stand this smell. Anyone else ever encountered this problem?
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  #2   Add colorsoc to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-12, 18:22
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

"Yo bitch, take a shower."
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Old 2008-10-12, 18:23
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Normally you'd get zero sympathy from me, I've never met a cunny I didn't want to eat.

However you sound like you're serious, not the usual "OMG t3H Cunt St1nkKS!11" idiot and i do know that some people (often with incredible palates and uber taste/smell receptors) can have a problem with genital niffs and whiffs.

The only thing you can do is tell her but do avoid any comment about "genetical incompatibility" (you may well be right there btw) because in her heart of heart she may be hoping to have babies at some point and even if she doesn't want to, she'll still want to know she could...if she wanted but of course she doesn't.

Personally I'd suggest you do some research about what causes the smell and then frame your conversation accordingly, ie "Its not your cunny thats reeks but the esters I'm allergic to" type thing. Y'know?
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Old 2008-10-12, 19:32
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

use lube that smells like strawberries, duh.
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Old 2008-10-12, 19:50
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Puke on her mid sex.

She might get the message.

Or think you have some kind of vomit fetish.
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Old 2008-10-12, 20:24
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

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Puke on her mid sex.

She might get the message.

Or think you have some kind of vomit fetish.
This.

No, really.

Haha, on a more serious note. Just shower with her before, and make sure you get her clean. That should help, at least a little.
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Old 2008-10-12, 20:33
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

like wow I cant imagine the stank of this vag it must be something fierce like does you women not fucking shower or something lol get some perfume and spray it up in her vag that's all I can think off lol does the Oder fill the room of wet garbage
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Old 2008-10-12, 20:33
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

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This.

No, really.

Haha, on a more serious note. Just shower with her before, and make sure you get her clean. That should help, at least a little.
That's about it really.

Does she shave? I know it sounds stupid but the girls I've been with who have been with have been relatively inexperienced and tend to be unshaved/untrimmed tend to forget about the after care. With experience comes the knowledge of taking care of that cunny, so try and tackle the subject sensitively if she's new to the whole she bang.
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Old 2008-10-12, 21:05
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Carve a block of soap into the shape of your cock, pull the old switch during sex.
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Old 2008-10-12, 21:05
Korivan I'Alagmarae Korivan I'Alagmarae is offline
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like wow I cant imagine the stank of this vag it must be something fierce like does you women not fucking shower or something lol get some perfume and spray it up in her vag that's all I can think off lol does the Oder fill the room of wet garbage
sentences are your friend.
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Old 2008-10-12, 21:32
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Tactfully suggest sex in the shower. She'll get it... eventually.

I know exactly what your problem is though. All girls have smelly vaginas, however, some smells can make you horny as hell and others can make you puke.
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Old 2008-10-12, 21:46
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Tell her that you find the smell of all vaginas repulsive. Convince her that every last one of them makes you sick, and it'll be a real problem in your relationship unless she makes an active effort to keep things smelling better. In reality it's only her stinky box that you can't stand but she doesn't have to know that. Let her think it's in your head and that she needs to accommodate you. Then she won't feel bad about herself and you won't lose out on any sex, meanwhile she will clean out that festering excuse she has for a genitalia every once in a while and you won't barf the next time you slip it to her.
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Old 2008-10-12, 23:01
OhMe OhMe is offline
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

I like that smell its potent XD
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Old 2008-10-12, 23:08
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

How do you know it's not an infection? Smells awful enough that it's not yeast?
When was the last time she was to a gynecologist?
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Old 2008-10-12, 23:14
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Normally you'd get zero sympathy from me, I've never met a cunny I didn't want to eat.



thats a filthy habit u got there,1 of these days ur going to get face herpes and i dont want u coming to the totse forum crying about it because ill be all like" i told u once i told u 3 times now get urself off to the doctor "
 #16 
Old 2008-10-12, 23:39
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

vagisil.
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Old 2008-10-12, 23:41
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

sentences are your friend. Mad


If you say it out aloud how the sentence is constructed it makes for a little laugh, god damn that guy must have big lungs.
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Old 2008-10-13, 02:39
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

No, I had a woman for a long time before, and I know how a yeast infection smells and looks. She is shaved, and usually showers beforehand. Her sweat doesn't smell great to me either, so I'm thinking I might have to get a new woman to avoid children with messed up genetics. I can do better anyways, and she is just a fuck buddy.
My Grandpa told me this one yesterday, regarding women. The ocean is deep, and it's full of fish, lol. I've got a new woman in my sites already anyways. What good is sex anyways, if you get sick to your stomach. I've had to cut sex short a couple times. Fuck that shit, lol.
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Old 2008-10-13, 03:27
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

I'm really big on my significant other smelling right to me.
It's a sign of how attracted I can be to them. If she's not right for you, considering she's just a fuck buddy, I say get a new one. Yours just doesn't fit.
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Old 2008-10-13, 03:36
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

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I'm really big on my significant other smelling right to me.
It's a sign of how attracted I can be to them. If she's not right for you, considering she's just a fuck buddy, I say get a new one. Yours just doesn't fit.


Already on it.
 #21 
Old 2008-10-13, 04:05
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

You should probably do a smell test this time just to be sure.

"Spread your fucking legs, bitch. I need to put my face in your cunt before I ask you out to dinner."
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Old 2008-10-13, 05:26
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

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Originally Posted by Nefret
You should probably do a smell test this time just to be sure.

"Spread your fucking legs, bitch. I need to put my face in your cunt before I ask you out to dinner."


I usually get laid on the first or second date anyways, so that's not so far from the truth, lol. If it happens again, the chick is getting turfed instantly.
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Old 2008-10-13, 07:47
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

how the fuck do you explain away the fact that every time you have sex with her you fail???
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Old 2008-10-13, 16:32
bmxanarchist bmxanarchist is offline
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

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Originally Posted by easeoflife22
No, I had a woman for a long time before, and I know how a yeast infection smells and looks. She is shaved, and usually showers beforehand. Her sweat doesn't smell great to me either, so I'm thinking I might have to get a new woman to avoid children with messed up genetics. I can do better anyways, and she is just a fuck buddy.
My Grandpa told me this one yesterday, regarding women. The ocean is deep, and it's full of fish, lol. I've got a new woman in my sites already anyways. What good is sex anyways, if you get sick to your stomach. I've had to cut sex short a couple times. Fuck that shit, lol.


it might be her cum, then. bc my girl smells a little bit down there, and i've had sex with her right out of the shower and it still stinks, so im thinking its that.
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Old 2008-10-13, 16:38
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

it might be her cum, then. bc my girl smells a little bit down there, and i've had sex with her right out of the shower and it still stinks, so im thinking its that.

lol u stick ur dick into a smelly cunt

does your dick get smelly after u pull it out
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Old 2008-10-13, 16:44
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

lol u stick ur dick into a smelly cunt

does your dick get smelly after u pull it out

Not as smelly as your dirty dink face.
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Old 2008-10-13, 16:55
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Not as smelly as your dirty dink face.

tell me, how exactly did you get a whiff at my "dirty dink face"? or were you just simply being full of shit, as you are wont to be?
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Old 2008-10-13, 17:11
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My mommas uterus.
Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

tell me, how exactly did you get a whiff at my "dirty dink face"? or were you just simply being full of shit, as you are wont to be?

wontons?

I don't understand any of your silly dink talk.
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Old 2008-10-13, 17:13
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

^loser talk

:rollseyes:
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Old 2008-10-13, 17:15
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^loser talk

:rollseyes:

You misspelled your smiley. Silly azn.
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Old 2008-10-13, 17:21
bmxanarchist bmxanarchist is offline
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

lol u stick ur dick into a smelly cunt

does your dick get smelly after u pull it out

idk you tell me after i bust a nut in your tiny chink eye
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Old 2008-10-13, 17:24
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

idk you tell me after i bust a nut in your tiny chink eye

but my tiny chink eyes arent smelly though so i dont know what ur talking about?

anyways you failed to anser my question

did you tiny dick get smelly after you pulled it out of your girlfriend's stinky cunt
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Old 2008-10-13, 17:24
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

You misspelled your smiley. Silly azn.

no, that's how i always do my rolls eyes
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Old 2008-10-13, 18:09
bmxanarchist bmxanarchist is offline
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

but my tiny chink eyes arent smelly though so i dont know what ur talking about?

anyways you failed to anser my question

did you tiny dick get smelly after you pulled it out of your girlfriend's stinky cunt

are you fucking stupid or what
i never said anything about your eyes being smelly
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Old 2008-10-13, 18:24
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

are you fucking stupid or what
i never said anything about your eyes being smelly

if that's the case, why then does your tiny dick get smelly after you pulled it out of your gf's stinky twat
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Old 2008-10-13, 18:54
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no, that's how i always do my rolls eyes

So it wasn't a typo. You're just retarded.
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Old 2008-10-13, 19:07
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So it wasn't a typo. You're just retarded.

naw i am special like that
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Old 2008-10-13, 19:32
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

I usually get laid on the first or second date anyways, so that's not so far from the truth, lol. If it happens again, the chick is getting turfed instantly.

Perhaps there is a link between smelly pussys and only hooking up with girls that put out right away.

Drum roll

Practice safe sex kids.


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WritingANovel please stop being an attention whore.
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Old 2008-10-13, 19:33
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

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how the fuck do you explain away the fact that every time you have sex with her you fail???


I don't lose my erection, I just don't want to go on cause the smell is repulsive. She only made me cum once, and it's cause I put a fan on to circulate the air, lol.
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Old 2008-10-13, 19:52
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

You get turned on by a fan?! I'd be afraid to put my dick in it, what if it gets chopped off?

You need one of these:
http://www.pussysnorkel.com/
The smell wont bother you again.
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Old 2008-10-13, 21:22
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

WAN is sexy
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Old 2008-10-13, 21:53
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

WAN is sexy

why thank u!
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Old 2008-10-13, 21:57
ctesiphon ctesiphon is offline
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

why thank u!

Your welcome sexy :o
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Old 2008-10-13, 22:03
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Pics plz
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Old 2008-10-15, 00:57
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Default Re: You have a smelly vag.

Pics plz

Protip: WAN not actually sexy.
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