I just drilled this girl for the third time and...oh shit she's calling me...

Ok here' the situation, it's obvious she wants to go steady with me. But honestly, I find her incredibly annoying and any consistent interaction between her and I would result in tears.

It's clear that the chemistry just isn't there, but yet I still make the mistake of taking her home. The sex is alright, it's gotten better...But afterwords she feels incredibly bad because she knows that she's just a boody call...which makes me feel really really guilty and like shit.

All I want is for her feelings to not be hurt. How can I tell her this in a nice way?

Booty, as in "Arr matey, booty!"

Oh and just go on with it if she means nothing to you. If she straight up asks you don't lie though, just yeah... enjoy it while it lasts.

I just called her back...god I'm a fucking dick.

I just told her I wanted to be friend, "you know, like Jerry and Elain? they had sex and then became friends..." failed. She said she was getting attached to me, and then I told bye, right after fucking her.

Am I a piece of shit?

Yes, but don't let it get you down.

She'll meet other guys and get over you, you'll eventually stop feeling bad, it's the way it is. She may not want to be friends but if you found her that annoying to begin with it's probably not a bad thing.

Send her to me. I'll tell her... :p

Am I a piece of shit?

If you consider doing exactly what every girl would do in a similar situation (IE: Not give a fuck about you if she doesn't have feelings for you) being a piece of shit, then yes, you, and every girl on the planet, are pieces of shit.

Tell her that it's just a physical thing. If you can put into words any praise for her physicality, just praise those attributes. Though if she's got the "feelings"? It is probably too much to expect that she'd make a good F-Buddy.

you, and every girl on the planet, are pieces of shit.

Hell yeah.

What're you supposed to do, lie? No. If weren't in a relationship when you screwed her 3 times, she can't expect you to miraculously be in one afterwards. I'd do her one more time, just for luck, if you can manage it.

Give her the good thexxth, but be emotionally cold & distant.

This will make her try all the harder to please you. Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen. :)

Hell yeah.

What're you supposed to do, lie? No. If weren't in a relationship when you screwed her 3 times, she can't expect you to miraculously be in one afterwards. I'd do her one more time, just for luck, if you can manage it.

And post pics.

But it's not a physical thing, she's fucking ugly as hell. I'm just desperate and drunk.

Honestly, when she came over, I had no intention of having sex. Then she wanted to watch porn...

Ooooh...don't post pics then. :(
I thought that it was just her personality...but if it's worse than that? Bag her head up & turn her over to boot. Then boot her up & upload your coded data...but do not become the father of her child in the process!

"I'm pregnant & I'm gonna keep it!"

pretty much man

Before i get into a situation like this and during the situation i always think about what i would do if she had a kid. It seems almost unthinkable, but i wouldn't risk it at all with a girl i couldn't see myself with.

After your done and your thinking to yourself, "this was such a bad idea why did i go through all this work to get ass"

DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

send her to me. I'll tell her... :p

you cheating bastard!

you cheating bastard!

Okok...

You know those women who go to Uni while raising a kid? It's hard but somehow they do it.

You wanna be one of them? :) :p

Okok...

You know those women who go to Uni while raising a kid? It's hard but somehow they do it.

You wanna be one of them? :) :p

I'm so far ahead of you darling-dear.

I'm in Uni. I'll track my ovulation just for you.


See you in a couple weeks :)

This made me laugh obnoxiously loud. Good show.

Keep fucking her until she gets teh picture. Make sure to get some head (Dome) while you at it. Tell her you're still thinking about it...Get more, MORE MORE!!!! I TELLZ YEAH... ahahahHAHAHAhahahHAHAH...

I usually say I just got out of something serious and although I really like you, it's just too soon.

ALWAYS. Works.


-F☺rd

^^Yeah, thats what I told her, but it's kinda true.

Now that I think about it, she seduced me. I didn't want to have sex with her, not until she got me horney. And now I'm the one feeling bad?

Oh he used you....oh sorry...she used you. Tried to buy you with her hot snapper & her attention on you. Just like salesman will fuck with you to make a sale of some stupid shit.

Apparently? You don't want to close the sale after your "Demo".

Perhaps she'll say what a couple of dudezors said to me after they offered "free" tokes & then tried to sell me some smoke? "Hey. At least you got yourself a free toke..." Or inthis case free milk without buying the trash cow! :)

...I just drilled this girl for the third time...

It's clear that the chemistry just isn't there..

Sorry mate, seems you may be confused. Although I know you mean chemistry as in, relationship chemistry.


All I want is for her feelings to not be hurt. How can I tell her this in a nice way?

FUCK OFF, BIATCH!!!

Seriously, before me and Berrith got married, I had a friends with benefits thing with a girl I barely fucking knew. The first time she gave me a blowjob I didn't even know her last name yet, but FUCK the sex chemistry was too obvious to ignore. We fucked on and off every week or so for a month or two...then I began dating Berrith and she got a boyfriend. Ironically, she was at my wedding, and tried talking Berrith into going sex toy shopping with her.

I love being married to Berrith, but that aside, the 4-6 weeks or so me and this girl fooled around was hands-down funnest time of my life. At the risk of sounding like a geek, I used to REALLY love laser tag (partly because the score, with just me vs. 9 people would be like 100 to 15,300), and the girl never played. So I took her one night, and we wound up getting thrown out because she literally whipped out my cock and began to do the deed, and some fucking church group ran by us. It was WAY worth it :D

Sorry mate, seems you may be confused. Although I know you mean chemistry as in, relationship chemistry.



FUCK OFF, BIATCH!!!

Seriously, before me and Berrith got married, I had a friends with benefits thing with a girl I barely fucking knew. The first time she gave me a blowjob I didn't even know her last name yet, but FUCK the sex chemistry was too obvious to ignore. We fucked on and off every week or so for a month or two...then I began dating Berrith and she got a boyfriend. Ironically, she was at my wedding, and tried talking Berrith into going sex toy shopping with her.

I love being married to Berrith, but that aside, the 4-6 weeks or so me and this girl fooled around was hands-down funnest time of my life. At the risk of sounding like a geek, I used to REALLY love laser tag (partly because the score, with just me vs. 9 people would be like 100 to 15,300), and the girl never played. So I took her one night, and we wound up getting thrown out because she literally whipped out my cock and began to do the deed, and some fucking church group ran by us. It was WAY worth it :D

What the fuck is a Berrith?

What the fuck is a boody call?

Ok whatever, by "chemistry not being there" i mean that I think she's ungly and annoying and would otherwise be good for something more than a drunken mistake.

She wants me, I don't wont her, yet I still make ths mistake of fucking her. How do I go about making sure she knows she's a mistake?

The best answer I've gotten so far: Fuck off bitch.

Switch strictly to anal.

What the fuck is a Berrith?

The username my wife uses here.

you mean while you were fucking her you didn't tell her that she meant nothing to you? You should learn to do that lmao

last night i actually said "we are now fuck buddies..." and she said "cool" so now she knows.....then again she DOES have a boyfriend anyway.

Hmmm...I gotta get wise to this whole fuck buddy situation.

I actually I made out with her before and afterwords so she wouldn't feel like I was using her. Maybe that was a bad idea.