totse.com | Shooting people with air rifles...

Encrypted Soldier · #1 2008-10-11, 20:46

So let's say someone wants to teepee me. Let's also say that I have a Daisy Powerline 1000 Break Barrel that can supposedly kill varmint. Is it a good idea to camp outside my house and shoot the intruder or am I risking getting that person seriously injured?

SomeLowLife · #2 2008-10-11, 20:48

Go for the air rifle murder/suicide.

You'll earn my props.

Encrypted Soldier · #3 2008-10-11, 20:50

Well, I'm thinking about shooting their asses.

SomeLowLife · #4 2008-10-11, 20:53

Aim for the temple and then do whatever you want to their asses.

Rocko · #5 2008-10-11, 20:57

http://www.tikaro.com/images/blog/aim_ass.jpg

Aim for the ass!

xxombie · #6 2008-10-11, 20:57

Hahahahahhaha.

I used to live with this really retarded fucking dude who we used to talk into doing stupid shit.

One day I come home and him and my buddy are crawling around on the floor and their both freaking the fuck out.

I'm like "What the fuck just happened?" and my friends like "Ahaha, I just convinced buddy guy to let me shoot him in the leg with an air rifle, and we can't find the pellet. We think it's stuck in his leg."

The only damage done was he had a nasty welt and a little hole in the middle. This was at pretty close range too, like maybe five or six pases away.

I say do it. Just don't get them in the head.

If you're scared of hurting them, just take some tinfoil and chew it up in little balls so it's all hard, and use that as pellets. They don't leave anywhere near as big of a mark but they sting like a mother fucker.

JustAnotherAsshole · #7 2008-10-11, 20:58

Shooting them with something like that could hurt them badly enough to get charges pressed against you.

Don't shoot them in the face/head/neck. Shoot them in the legs, and only on clothed/covered parts of them. If you have very heavy pellets, use those, or shoot them from a distance, so you don't get much penetration on them.

Probably not the smartest thing you can do.

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Well, I'm thinking about shooting their asses.

This. They'll probably be wearing jeans, so shooting them in the ass will just hurt like a motherfucker.

Encrypted Soldier · #8 2008-10-11, 21:01

I knew I should've gotten a paintball gun.

JustAnotherAsshole · #9 2008-10-11, 21:06

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I knew I should've gotten a paintball gun.

Well, a paintball gun would take more preparation.

If you didn't freeze the paintballs, they'd leave paint (And absolute proof it was you) on the victims.

Go for the airgun, but try not to seriously hurt the fuckers.

merciless mercenary · #10 2008-10-11, 21:16

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Originally Posted by xxombie View Post

Hahahahahhaha.

I used to live with this really retarded fucking dude who we used to talk into doing stupid shit.

One day I come home and him and my buddy are crawling around on the floor and their both freaking the fuck out.

I'm like "What the fuck just happened?" and my friends like "Ahaha, I just convinced buddy guy to let me shoot him in the leg with an air rifle, and we can't find the pellet. We think it's stuck in his leg."

The only damage done was he had a nasty welt and a little hole in the middle. This was at pretty close range too, like maybe five or six pases away.

I say do it. Just don't get them in the head.

If you're scared of hurting them, just take some tinfoil and chew it up in little balls so it's all hard, and use that as pellets. They don't leave anywhere near as big of a mark but they sting like a mother fucker.

I saw my buddy shoot himself in the leg with a BB with pointed tips because he accidentally shot someone and was like "STFU it doesn't hurt" *shoots self in the leg* see? K now I need 2 knives and some liquor to get this out with. He was pretty high/drunk.

another time my buddy shot a guy in the face with a BB gun and we all got arrested and I had a stack of money on me but was released. The next day an arresting officer sees me and searches me illegally because I had the heat stack on me the night before.