Buddy of mine sold me two pods for $5, I ground them up and make a slurpee type drink. Anyway, I've just starting to feeling it (I think) and am wondering how long its going to last, and if I'll still be able to act normal when my parents get home from work? Should have planned this out before I guess, but I was bored...cann anyone offer any help?

You're going to die.

Odds are you're not infront of a computer and the computer is a hallucination. This text is too. You're probably dead on the floor.

Hundreds of seeds?

I. Feel. Sorry. For. You.

If you have net access wherever you wake up, let us know how it went. Or, at least, what friends/family/law enforcement say you did. Happy trails.

Troll

Assuming you're not trolling, which you probably are:

am wondering how long its going to last,

An eternity. In your perception, anyway.

and if I'll still be able to act normal when my parents get home from work?

Not a chance. But not to worry, you'll most likely wake up naked a few miles from home.

Should have planned this out before

Yep. :)

but I was bored

Always a good reason to do an extremely potent deliriant.

...cann anyone offer any help?

If you are considering ingesting Datura-group plants, please read extensively from the collected experience reports and never take them without a reliable, sober sitter who understands the likely health issues and who can stop you from walking in front of traffic. Please note that fatalities from ingesting Datura do occur and hospitalizations seem to be quite common, in spite of the relatively low rates of psychoactive use of these plants.

Also:

* dizziness, headache
* dry mouth, dry eyes
* inability to focus eyes (can persist for multiple days)
* nausea, usually without vomiting
* feeling of weakness
* sedation, stupor
* uncoordinated movement
* fear, anxiety, panic
* confusion, delirium, impaired cognitive function (sometimes leading to extremely dangerous behavior)
* amnesia
* blockade of sweat glands, impairing heat dispersal
* difficulty breathing
* numbness
* cardiac failure possible at large doses


But hey, who am I to preach. Have fun ;)

I would only consider the Dat out in the country. Where if I fucked up I wouldn't have to deal with the ER Staff.

In the city one definitely needs minders. Ones who have the hours to watch without fail. Otherwise = Fail

2 pods WOW your a brave soul or very stupid you better lock the doors and have some body hog tie your ass :D:D



IMO you should get out the video camera Youtube is lacking in Datura videos.

oWNED!
oh my god d00d.

oh my god.
your probably dead

im going to laugh when your parents come home to see you nude and talking to your recliner...

worst case scenario.... you die..

next bad scenario.... in 1-3 days you find yourself waking up in a prison, ER, or psych ward...

better scenario.... you dont die, and your parents are more blind and deaf than Hellene Keller so they dont call 911 when they see you talking to some inanimate object or picking up a penny over and over for a couple hours that doesn't even exist...

if your not trolling, by this point your eyes are probably so fucked up your not going to be able to read this...

oh shit! :D

If this isn't a troll then we won't be hearing from him for a while.

And when we do it'll be hilarious.

nobody else thinks he ate some random plant pod and is just experiencing a placebo?

or is a troll?

Damn hopefully if he did he didn't do it alone . Well i guess in his mind he wouldn't be alone :D:D:D

I second.

Odds are he's posting something in half baked right now. Troooooooool.

Edit:
Hey Stephanie. Has it going. I have seen you around much, been busy? You probably don't remember me, but I remember you. I still have all your pictures. :)
I remember watching you, back when you lived in salmon arm. Or do you still? Maybe we should meet up some time, how about it? I've missed you. :(

Troll.

It pisses me off that people who make these threads never post updates.

As far as he knows: he is... :)

Meh, his last post was 9 minutes after he started this thread. In the meantime, lets place bets on whether or not he'll have his clothes on. Also if his parents busted him, he may not be on the internets for a bit.

I don't know...but I bet clothes could get pretty irritating... :)

theres gotta be something wrong unless hes a troll..

he wouldve posted already

His eyes would be too weird to use.

The bad part about the internet is we'll never know for sure if he's trolling or not.

Oh, how I would lol if it were true.

Might wanna read up a bit more on datura, its effects, and mainly it's duration.

Somebody close this :(

Might wanna read up a bit more on datura, its effects, and mainly it's duration.

ive done it..
yah it does last a long time.

When i did it i guess i was in the bathroom for 2 hours, but it felt like a minute or so.
When i was done trippin everything was all blurry cuz i hear it can ruin your eyesight or whatever
that shit makes you tired as fuck too

ive done it..
yah it does last a long time.

When i did it i guess i was in the bathroom for 2 hours, but it felt like a minute or so.
When i was done trippin everything was all blurry cuz i hear it can ruin your eyesight or whatever
that shit makes you tired as fuck too

Did you write up a report?

Datura Reports > All others

Did you write up a report?

Datura Reports > All others

Jowie is just a fuckin' idiot. He probably hasn't even ever smoked weed, let alone tried Datura.

It sure is one of the popular "scare drugs" in the news. I've seen quite a few stories talking about strange behavior/deaths/ER visits.

Beware of phantom cigarettes. They look/taste like a smoke but once you drop it its gone forever.

Oh yeah, your pupils are going to completely cover your iris so you are going to look like a freaky alien and have a good chance of going blind. Datura toxins are very unreliable, a safe dose for me may be lethal to you. With 2 pods im pretty sure thats enough to kill 98% of anyone that takes it

Depending on the pod size, 2 pods might be enough for 4 people or more. No?

And he paid for it...

you know, i though i was being risky taking 4 leaves...

most likely lying. i'm sure that 2 pods worth of scopatrope will kill you. dead. as. a. doornail.

there's no point in really answering; if he's telling the truth, he's most likely dead. if he's not, he sure as FUCK can't read. and if he is lying, why bother?

Jowie is just a fuckin' idiot. He probably hasn't even ever smoked weed, let alone tried Datura.

...lol.
your just jealous nigga.

...lol.
your just jealous nigga.

Of a 13 year old fag who flashed his monopoly money and some legal high bud on a forum?

I sure am jealous.

Of a 13 year old fag who flashed his monopoly money and some legal high bud on a forum?

I sure am jealous.

im not 13.. I dont even own monopoly and i dont understand the '' legal high bud '' part.. but all i know is if your going through all of this trouble to try to make me feel bad, your obviously jealous.

He's still posting ..

im not 13.. I dont even own monopoly and i dont understand the '' legal high bud '' part.. but all i know is if your going through all of this trouble to try to make me feel bad, your obviously jealous.

Legal high bud - http://www.herbalsmokeshops.com/hawaiian-gold.html

Monopoly money - http://www.makingindiefilms.com/wp-content/uploads/dollar.jpg [ie you flashed a lot of $1 notes]

Legal high bud - http://www.herbalsmokeshops.com/hawaiian-gold.html

Monopoly money - http://www.makingindiefilms.com/wp-content/uploads/dollar.jpg [ie you flashed a lot of $1 notes]

why would i buy legal bud high shit?
lol
and that 1 dollar bill looks real to me..

just chill dude, if you don't like me fine. Just keep it to yourself

im not 13.. I dont even own monopoly and i dont understand the '' legal high bud '' part.. but all i know is if your going through all of this trouble to try to make me feel bad, your obviously jealous.

I've read just a few of your posts today jowie, and it already pissed me off. Stop trying to fucking defend yourself and just accept the fact that some of the things you did were fucking retarded. The only reason that people keep giving you shit is because as far as I've seen, yer an annoying little fuck. Stop doing it and people will stop giving you shit. You learn shit like this when you have real friends. Part of living is learning. Fucking learn something and stop saying retarded shit. And oh yea, people aren't making fun of you because they're jealous, they're doing it cause yer an idiot. I'm sure yer one of those kids that "smokes mad weed duuuuuuuuudeezzz!111!!!1" just be cool. And oh yea, say whatever you want about me, I probably won't look at what you have to say cause I don't give a fuck. I just think this needed to be said.

EDIT: Oh yea, forgot to address the thread. Yea I'm sure this kid is either dead or in the hospital by now. Just a great example of why you need to know what you're doing before you do it. I learned the hard way once, (drugs + seizure = hospital and no fun).

+1 to RosettaStoned.

rofl.
i dont give a fuck.
Its not like rosetta stoned is anyone special.
and rosetta stoned is the gayest song that tool has ever made.

Fuck you faggot

Hahahahahahahahaha, okay.

EDIT: And oh yea jowie, word of advice. When someone says something to you, don't just fucking blow it off and say shit like, "Aghh, fuck you, yer a faggot, blah blah blah" Actually think about what they're saying and the things that you're doing. If you actually had any intelligence and have ever tried any psychedelics, you'd learn this shit yerself. Open your fucking head, stop being an ignorant prick because you're pissing everyone off. Alright I'm done.

Hahahahahahahahaha, okay.

EDIT: And oh yea jowie, word of advice. When someone says something to you, don't just fucking blow it off and say shit like, "Aghh, fuck you, yer a faggot, blah blah blah" Actually think about what they're saying and the things that you're doing. If you actually had any intelligence and have ever tried any psychedelics, you'd learn this shit yerself. Open your fucking head, stop being an ignorant prick because you're pissing everyone off. Alright I'm done.

naming urself after a Tool song = fail.

Hahahahahahahahaha, okay.

EDIT: And oh yea jowie, word of advice. When someone says something to you, don't just fucking blow it off and say shit like, "Aghh, fuck you, yer a faggot, blah blah blah" Actually think about what they're saying and the things that you're doing. If you actually had any intelligence and have ever tried any psychedelics, you'd learn this shit yerself. Open your fucking head, stop being an ignorant prick because you're pissing everyone off. Alright I'm done.

its funny how after you think you thought of something good to say you made an edit.

gtfo Acolyte

i dont give a fuck.

And that's your problem right there KIDDO!

! @ U

lol your fucked 2 pods is allot and when your parents get home and fined you lying on the floor foaming at the mouth I will lawl

its funny how after you think you thought of something good to say you made an edit.

gtfo Acolyte

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

hahahahahahahahahaha.
gtfo.

gtfo.

no u

gtfo Acolyte

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

You're both dumb. Shut the fuck up. Some troll worked long and hard to make this thread and the two of you are ruining it.

You're both dumb. Shut the fuck up. Some troll worked long and hard to make this thread and the two of you are ruining it.

sorry dad
D;

sorry dad
D;

It's OK son. Just don't do it again.

So is he dead?

So is he dead?

hes either dead or far from his home

you probably gonna die

...lol.
your just jealous nigga.

No one is jealous of you. No one will ever be jealous of you.

im not 13..

He apologizes for the mistake. 15? 16?

your obviously jealous.

As I said, no one is jealous of you, and no one will ever be jealous of you.

The only reason that people keep giving you shit is because as far as I've seen, yer an annoying little fuck. Stop doing it and people will stop giving you shit. You learn shit like this when you have real friends.

This guy gets it.

Fucking learn something and stop saying retarded shit. And oh yea, people aren't making fun of you because they're jealous, they're doing it cause yer an idiot. I'm sure yer one of those kids that "smokes mad weed duuuuuuuuudeezzz!111!!!1" just be cool. And oh yea, say whatever you want about me, I probably won't look at what you have to say cause I don't give a fuck. I just think this needed to be said..

Yeah. This guy definitely gets it :)

rofl.
i dont give a fuck.
Its not like rosetta stoned is anyone special.
and rosetta stoned is the gayest song that tool has ever made.

Fuck you faggot

its funny how after you think you thought of something good to say you made an edit.

gtfo Acolyte

It's stuff like this that make people hate you. As I've said before, and I'm going to say it again just to get it through that small, thick little head of yours -- NO ONE is jealous of you, and they never will be. You're immature, cocky, egotistical, and most of all, annoying as FUCK.

You're a genital wart on the small deformed penis that is &totse. Good job, you're king douchebag on a forum of douchebags. That's quite a feat to accomplish.

You need to pull your head out of your ass and take a reality check. Maybe once you start thinking realistically and stop hiding behind that delusional curtain of yours will people start actually being able to tolerate you. But for now, people just want you to go away.

So you can either honor our wishes and get the fuck out, or stop being such a cock gobbling faggot.

So...the H-anus is still posting...

No one is jealous of you. No one will ever be jealous of you.



He apologizes for the mistake. 15? 16?



As I said, no one is jealous of you, and no one will ever be jealous of you.



This guy gets it.



Yeah. This guy definitely gets it :)





It's stuff like this that make people hate you. As I've said before, and I'm going to say it again just to get it through that small, thick little head of yours -- NO ONE is jealous of you, and they never will be. You're immature, cocky, egotistical, and most of all, annoying as FUCK.

You're a genital wart on the small deformed penis that is &totse. Good job, you're king douchebag on a forum of douchebags. That's quite a feat to accomplish.

You need to pull your head out of your ass and take a reality check. Maybe once you start thinking realistically and stop hiding behind that delusional curtain of yours will people start actually being able to tolerate you. But for now, people just want you to go away.

So you can either honor our wishes and get the fuck out, or stop being such a cock gobbling faggot.

Clearly we you can see jowie that you aren't anything special...noone is jealous and Darkus is obviously the king of totse :D haha

No one is jealous of you. No one will ever be jealous of you.


So you can either honor our wishes and get the fuck out, or stop being such a cock gobbling faggot.

Stop talking shit to my son.

Stop talking shit to my son.

Fuck you too old man! You're just jealous because I have cake and you don't.

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People like you are the reason that my state is a fucking shit hole.
YOU are EVERYWHERE.
FUCK YOU
note to you: If you can't even get friendly replies on the internet, we can tell what people think of you in real life.
One of the millions of little fuckheads who weren't raised properly.

People like you are the reason that my state is a fucking shit hole.
YOU are EVERYWHERE.
FUCK YOU
note to you: If you can't even get friendly replies on the internet, we can tell what people think of you in real life.
One of the millions of little fuckheads who weren't raised properly.

One i really wasnt raised properly.
Two.. well I do have friends and shit, so you can't tell what people think of me in real life.
Three. I am glad i make your day as miserable as i do.
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One i really wasnt raised properly.
Two.. well I do have friends and shit, so you can't tell what people think of me in real life.
Three. I am glad i make your day as miserable as i do.
<33

There there son. It'll all be over soon.

One i really wasnt raised properly.
Two.. well I do have friends and shit, so you can't tell what people think of me in real life.
Three. I am glad i make your day as miserable as i do.
<33
Trust me I can fucking tell that you weren't raised properly:
Yes I can tell what people think of you in real life----
None of your friends are man enough to say what they think of you to your face, unless they're just as depraved and misguided as you are.

Just lock this.

*Takes a huge steaming shit in the middle of the thread*

Trust me I can fucking tell that you weren't raised properly:
Yes I can tell what people think of you in real life----
None of your friends are man enough to say what they think of you to your face, unless they're just as depraved and misguided as you are.

if they didn't like me, why would i be invited to parties?
Why would they hit me up to blaze with them or join in whatever the fuck else they are doing?
You fail at life newb.

if they didn't like me, why would i be invited to parties?
Why would they hit me up to blaze with them or join in whatever the fuck else they are doing?
You fail at life newb.

Hehe...
I like it how you try really hard to prove to some screenname on a website that you're not a loser.
Since you so obviously have nothing to prove...

I wish someone would gather up all the people who posted above me on this thread onto one island. Three hydrogen bombs should do it. Society's IQ would probably rocket up by about 20 points.

^ I concur for the most part
some of us however are trying to provide useful info

Given the observations I've made about kids eating datura at his dosage he is either dead or still tripping. If he does repost it won't be for a few more days

Fuck ..
HE IS STILL POSTING
How many times does it have to be said ..
https://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2165202

Fuck ..
HE IS STILL POSTING
How many times does it have to be said ..
https://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2165202

Aghh that's shitty, i was hoping this kid actually did it. It would've made for a hilarious story if he had survived. Now this is just dumb.

several pages of replies means i'm far, far too late, but i guess for future reference when you do something fucking stupid like that make yourself vomit.

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God you are a fucking homo.

I've read just a few of your posts today jowie, and it already pissed me off. Stop trying to fucking defend yourself and just accept the fact that some of the things you did were fucking retarded. The only reason that people keep giving you shit is because as far as I've seen, yer an annoying little fuck. Stop doing it and people will stop giving you shit. You learn shit like this when you have real friends. Part of living is learning. Fucking learn something and stop saying retarded shit. And oh yea, people aren't making fun of you because they're jealous, they're doing it cause yer an idiot. I'm sure yer one of those kids that "smokes mad weed duuuuuuuuudeezzz!111!!!1" just be cool. And oh yea, say whatever you want about me, I probably won't look at what you have to say cause I don't give a fuck. I just think this needed to be said.

EDIT: Oh yea, forgot to address the thread. Yea I'm sure this kid is either dead or in the hospital by now. Just a great example of why you need to know what you're doing before you do it. I learned the hard way once, (drugs + seizure = hospital and no fun).
wow acolytes owning regulars.
mod this man.