shitsux

Check yourself you dirty motherfucker.

I'm perfectly clean. My room is disgusting.

Capture the scent in a mason jar and sell it.

If you allow the space you live in to get so dirty it smells like garbage, then you are a dirty motherfucker.

You are broken. Fix yourself.

I'm willing to bet my life that I am one of the most hygienic persons on totse when it comes to ones person.

I can't deny that.

How?

clean your room?

Ok look. You may brush your teeth three times a day, shower twice, and all that jazz, but if your room smells like garbage you are still a dirty person. Your body may not be dirty, but that doesn't change the fact that your habits have allowed the place you live in to smell like garbage.

So where does this stink come from? Probably leftovers of weeks old food, dirty laundry, dried semen or whatever. That you do not have any inclination to clean any of it up shows you are a dirty person.

I'm afraid that's not an option.

If that is what you mean by dirty person, then yes.