Heard that term many times describing less than enjoyable sex. My question to the totse guys for a change is, what the hell can we do when on the bottom other than lay there and moan?

You mean with absolutely no motion of your body other than that caused by the motion of his? So that the only way he can tell that you're not dead is that your body stays warm? Many women don't moan or say anything. Most moaning happens in porn.

Why would anyone think that that would be a good idear? Though...some women do think that way.

you have hands dont you, be creative...

you shouldn't have to ask this. just get into it.... and if you can't, jump on top/get on your knees/wheelbarrow or whatever lol... go nuts

Wrap your legs around his arse and pull him into you. Run your hand up the back of his head. Speak filthy shit to him (towards what you know gets him off). Just don't lay there and wait for it to finish. If you have any kind of sexual chemistry with the person, it won't be an issue.

This + dig your nails into his back, bite his shoulder, pull his hair, be loud, pull him in close to you, bite/suck his earlobe, hold on to the bed head and arch your back, feel your own tits (even if it's just for his visual pleasure), beg him to blow in your mouth, wet his fingers with your mouth then run his hands down to your clit and rub your clit with him, rub your clit on your own, use a vibrator, scratch his chest, give him a fucking huge pash...the possibilities are endless...

Jesus woman. Asking this should disqualify you from being allowed to have sex.

Girls should be required by law to watch and learn from porn.

With government mandated blowjob efficiency tests. Sucking dick is pretty much the only thing the government is good at.

I think that'd be the only case in which I would agree to work for the government.