http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg3C0nvenro

This is a funny Italian song sung in some dialect (Napolitano, I think). The singer here does a verse in English, but it's nothing like the Italian lyrics. The general gist of the song is that a mother and daugther are talking: "Mamma I want to get married. Daughter, who would I give you to? Mamma, you decide. I could give you to the fireman, but he'd come and go, always holding his dick, and if you interest him, he'll fuck you and shout out to his friend "Hey goomba, I got some fresh pussy!".

The song ends with the daughter saying she wants to marry a chick.

It isn't explicitly vulgar in Italian, but they use words that have dual meanings relating to fucking or sex organs. (ie. The fireman always has his hose in his hands, and if you interest him, he'll hose you)

Anyways...anyone know similar, funny songs in other languages?

EDIT: Here's a...different version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy3ecdqvwmo&feature=related :p

inb4 la cucaracha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGhSZjHNv2E

Here's a Brazilian one. The title is Abre Essas Pernas, which as you might have guessed, means "Open those legs". The song is basically this guy trying to convince the girl to have sex with him. Eventually he offers money and the girl gives in when the number gets high enough. "Assim eu dou...", but "I'm not a slut", and the guy says "Slut? You? NO WAY!". It's pretty funny and has a good bluesy beat to it.

Actually, every song by Velhas Virgens is hilarious. Here's one called "Um homem lindo", which means "A Beautiful Man".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddQkuMmC-J8&feature=related

You can probably figure it out.