Alright ladies, listen up. You want to know how to make your man happy? I'm telling you, because it's desire you want, you don't want the guy to just be into you because you want him to, you want him to love you and shit.

First thing you do is just don't talk to him. Don't talk to him, ever. Just shut the fuck up with your nonsense. Just don't talk. He will love you if you leave him the hell alone.

Secondly in the bedroom you gotta be a 15$ dollar hooker. Disgusting, you gotta embarrass your parents. You gotta do horrendous appalling shit in the bedroom. You have to. If you don't he's gonna leave you. Because we need filth. Men are visual. You have to be a whore.

Guys, have you ever fucked a woman who has dignity like all the fucking time? Like she always has self respect. Your trying to push her head down in the pillow and lift her ass in the air and she gets in some civil right shit like she won't go down. She's looking at you, like you ain't gonna subjugate me and enslave me. Fuck that, I don't even play anymore. If I even start to feel that I grab both her arms and pull em back, gravity takes her head to the pillow.

Be a whore for you, not a whore for your guy. We know the difference. For example when you suck dick don't be unenthusiastic. You need to gobble that genitalia. Make a sound thats mixed between retarded and choking. Seriously, that's sexy to us. Just act like your brushing your teeth. Your man will be like god damn, this bitch is a fucking whore. I need to marry this bitch.

What is some knowledge you ladies and gentlemen can drop that may have the potential to help in other totseans relationships?

I think all of this is terribly inaccurate.

i have nothing more to add.

In all honesty, do guys really find this shit attractive? I think the sound of cock choking is pretty disgusting.

I love doing that, but you cant be gentle, otherwise they'll be able to catch themselves.

SLL: Telling it like it is.

Continuing with the acting civil, not swallowing because it's "not lady like" is the lamest excuse ever. You already have a fucking dick in your mouth, might as well finish the job.

I know I find it extremely attractive.

Actually, when a girl chokes on my dick it just turns me on even more.

first one is a bit janky because my girl actually has intelligent conversation and isnt annoying as fuck. but ladies really, you do need to not talk about dumb fucking shit, if theres a silence, that's good. every second shouldnt be filled with "small talk."

second one i do agree with mostly but i still dont think they have to degrade themselves completely, just be a slut for your man.

Pretty much a gal should be a cook in the kitchen, a lady out and about and a slut in the bedroom.

Not a lady in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom and a slut in the society.

how the fuck does one be a cook in the bedroom? that doesnt make sense