I was standing outside having a smoke with youngest son(17) the other night. He told me that he and his girlfriend had been up to the city that day and had gone to Anne Summers cos his girlfriend had wanted to buy a vibrator.

They were asked for ID and refused (his girlfriend is 16 btw).

ID? To buy a vibe???!

For fucks sake!!!

They are both over the age of consent, they can legally swing from the light fittings and bonk all night if they choose. She can legally stick any household item she likes in any orifice of her body. They can legally marry and have kids.

But they aren't old enough to purchase a vibrating plastic penis???

What the fuck does the government think they'll do with it....stick up a bank? commit a terrorist outrage??!

*walks away sadly shaking head *

..and yes I did offer that he could use my paypal/credit card to buy one online.

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Lol.

So did they want you to buy them one?

I've never seen a dad who cares so much about his son's sex life.

Actually i phrased that badly. What I meant was he could use my paypal account to buy one.

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I know spencers in the mall doesnt card or anything I used to go in there all the time when I was 14-18...and when I was in TN at a mall in gatlinburg I bought a strap on no questions asked..and it was a sex shop..I guess it depends on whos there...I didnt know there was a law though..although some sex shops you have to be 18...just tell him to go to spencers..

In this case its simply the asinine stupidity of our laws that I care about.

What would 'They' (the Powers That Be, the Moral Majority) rather? That sex year olds work off their libidos with other people or with bits of plastic?

Far as I know, and correct me if I'm wrong here, ain't no girl ever got pregnant and had to have an abortion from a vibrator.

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We're in the UK.

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inb4 son comes on vibrator without girlfriend's knowledge

oh well then IDK but I can tell you...if you want your son to have the most fun with his chik let him buy the rabbit..altho its like 130 bucks.. the best toy ever... go to websites online? ... hell run up to a hooker and ask them they might know!

Doesn't your son have a dick?