totse.com | (Pics) so my friend owes me money.. this is my revenge: PICS (warning, fucked up)

Toastman · #1 2008-10-09, 04:29

So i have a friend that bet me $50 fucking dollars on top of the 20 he already owes me. The bet was that he couldnt eat a small dog turd without throwing up... turns out he only eats like half AND he throws up. He refused to pay now because he said " well i still ate half!!" and all that shit

after going thru the trash can in his bathroom i found some shit that i would put on his bed for revenge.. his girlfriend lives with him so i was surprised to find something that that would be perfect to fuck his day up.. I did this all today...

here is what i did to his bed :

http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?i...tyan451wi3.jpg
http://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=401ld8.jpg

his girl is out of town visiting her parents and he is away at a job training seminar... he gave me a key to watch his house...

he fucked up

TheVizier · #2 2008-10-09, 04:34

Well boy does his girl menstruate huh?

Zay · #3 2008-10-09, 04:34

That's just nasty.

danzig · #4 2008-10-09, 04:37

for the first time in weeks, totse has made me burst into genuine belly laughter. thank you, sincerely. that is fucking awesome.

whocares123 · #5 2008-10-09, 04:39

I'm going to assume that's fake blood on unused pads. Then again, if you have a friend that agrees to eat dog shit, I guess you and your crowd are pretty disgusting people.

slippyfist · #6 2008-10-09, 04:40

What the fuck.

Zay · #7 2008-10-09, 04:41

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Originally Posted by danzig View Post

for the first time in weeks, totse has made me burst into genuine belly laughter. thank you, sincerely. that is fucking awesome.

gagging on dog turds and going through people's trash and picking up bloody menstrual pads is the new funny...

ObsdianZ · #8 2008-10-09, 04:42

Heh I had a good chuckle.

Between this and eating dog turds, you two must be entertaining to be around.

*ObZ

Dragonflame · #9 2008-10-09, 04:59

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

I'm going to assume that's fake blood on unused pads. Then again, if you have a friend that agrees to eat dog shit, I guess you and your crowd are pretty disgusting people.

Look at how it's drying, that's the real deal.
Also, damn, that's alot of blood, I hope you stuffed them under his sheets, pillows, carpet, in his cereal ect.

danzig · #10 2008-10-09, 05:01

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Originally Posted by Zay View Post

gagging on dog turds and going through people's trash and picking up bloody menstrual pads is the new funny...

all of these are very compatible with my preferred lifestyle.

Junior Jacon Jeese Jerger · #11 2008-10-09, 05:04

Pics of him eating the dog turd would have been a nice addition to this thread also.

2-0-0-4 · #12 2008-10-09, 05:12

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Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jerger View Post

Pics of him eating the dog turd would have been a nice addition to this thread also.

This ...although it would be gross to look at it would still be funny

danzig · #13 2008-10-09, 05:13

junior jacon jeese jurger is such a good name.

Name's Taken · #14 2008-10-09, 05:21

Wait, if this guy will eat half a dog turd do you think he's gonna be seriously grossed out by some tampons?

Also, steal objects you deem of enough value from his house to repay the debt.

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Originally Posted by danzig View Post

junior jacon jeese jurger is such a good name.

I concur.

TheVizier · #15 2008-10-09, 05:22

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bonefiedmike/PB010014.jpg

Chuck Fucking Norris Jnr · #16 2008-10-09, 05:26

....wow

TLV · #17 2008-10-09, 05:37

if your not a troll you win an internet

Endotropic Decay · #18 2008-10-09, 06:01

Ahaha, fucking win.

Wonder what his girlfriend would think if she knew she kissed the lips of the guy that ate some dogshit.

dark_rider_666 · #19 2008-10-09, 06:12

That made me lol hard, and feel slightly sick at the same time, i have seen way sicker shit and haven't felt weird, i wonder why that is unsettling...

The Last MentleGam · #20 2008-10-09, 06:31

i lol'd.
i fapped.
i came.

TWINTURBOSkyline · #21 2008-10-09, 06:31

HOLY SHIT LOL!

OP deserves to be a mod of BI. This is the best thread I've seen in a long time!

This is what TOTSE is all about!

We need more of these threads, with pics.

averageBT · #22 2008-10-09, 07:08

WHA DA FUCK?

that is royally fucked up man.

(posts in legendary thread)

averageBT · #23 2008-10-09, 07:23

EXPLAIN THIS!!!

http://i37.tinypic.com/10ge33c.png

The Last MentleGam · #24 2008-10-09, 07:45

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Originally Posted by averageBT View Post

EXPLAIN THIS!!!

http://i37.tinypic.com/10ge33c.png

yeah, i called that. but all of the newfags kept saying "LOL EPIC WIN LOL LOL LULZ."

Deon · #25 2008-10-09, 09:28

It's possible the OP made that post to 4chan.. it was made around the same time (unsure of time difference)

if it's true, it's certainly big enough to be cross-posted

TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil · #26 2008-10-09, 13:32

This Is Totse. like, this is the epitome of assholeishness and general lack of decency combined with a lust for revenge and a small amount of genius that makes up our amazing community.

jogamaster07 · #27 2008-10-09, 15:21

OOOHHH shit ,You are amazing!!

nooner · #28 2008-10-09, 16:33

lol, I was eating breakfast when I read this. Egg sandwich with ketchup. Suddenly I'm less hungry. I think the second pic did it for me.

theshadowfax · #29 2008-10-09, 16:55

I...I think I love you, little piggy.

Illuvatar · #30 2008-10-09, 17:15

This thread made me laugh quite a bit, cheers.

16bit · #31 2008-10-19, 09:33

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Originally Posted by dfgremnantsunleashed View Post

I still don't believe you.
http://i37.tinypic.com/10ge33c.png

Explain this first,

Indeed, this thread cannot achieve greatness knowing that the OP might be a faggot.

Mr1Egg · #32 2008-10-19, 12:43

there fucking nappies. How can that blood not be dry? is dosent take days for blood to dry. BULLSHIT

Dark Destroyer · #33 2008-10-19, 16:22

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Originally Posted by Mr1Egg View Post

there fucking nappies. How can that blood not be dry? is dosent take days for blood to dry. BULLSHIT

good point mate
but this is fucking disgusting........but funny in a demented sort of way...

steve-o13 · #34 2008-10-19, 23:01

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Originally Posted by Affect View Post

Why not turn them the other direction?

Then he would have nothing to take a picture of?

Josh371134 · #35 2008-10-20, 08:30

the second pic looks like strawberry jam. and is it weird that im slightly turned on by this.

CH666999CH · #36 2008-10-20, 09:15

That is so very wrong and wonderful at the same time, thank you OP

mayor of monkey town · #37 2008-10-20, 11:46

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Originally Posted by Toastman View Post

after going thru the trash can in his bathroom

Er, what possessed you to do that?

ComradeHS · #38 2008-10-20, 13:10

Well Eating Dog Turds and putting Menstraul Blood on the Bed?

Oh dear...

De-Evolution.

Toastman · #39 2008-10-21, 08:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by dfgremnantsunleashed View Post

I still don't believe you.
http://i37.tinypic.com/10ge33c.png

Explain this first,

yeah i saw that shit.. i didnt post that other shit, the only forum i use is totse. it fuckin pisses me off that some faggot not only took my post to post to some cuban knock off of a forum, but also is ruining my credibility in totse.

fucking faggot. to the bitch that did that shit, why the fuck would you think you were hot shit in taking my post, bastardizing it, and then trying to make me look bad. youre a bitch and you know who you are.

anyways, fuck that bitch. and if you dont believe me, fuck you too i dont give a fuck. this isnt about some lame repost on some lame totse wannabe forum...

...this is about revenge and period blood.

16bit · #40 2008-10-21, 08:06

He's a channer. He was clearly trying too hard in that post.