Well basically, EVERY friday, I am going to go to an all you can eat buffet and eat until I am about to puke. Then at around 11 o clock I will go to a semi busy street, as in theres barley any people, but occasionally someone will walk by. I will then wait for a hot girl thats by herself to walk by. Then I will tackle her from behind and get top mount (basically sit on her chest so she cant do anything). I will then proceed to stick my fingers down my throat, or buy a dildo to stick down my throat, I haven't decided yet. I will gag my self until I puke, and I will puke all over her face. She will be screaming so the puke will probably go in her mouth, up her nose and possibly in her eyes. I will then get up, and sprint to my car, which will be parked about a few blocks away.

The entire thing shouldn't take much longer then 15 seconds, 20 at the absolute most. I will be totally full, so I will probably only have to gag myself for a few seconds before I violently vomit all over her face.

I might also bring a gun encase anyone watching tries to be a hero.

I will always strike at a different location, and might start doing it on random days once the media gets wind of it. Anyways, I think this will get national attention after they realize there is a serial vomitist out there.

What do you think of this idea?

tl;dr

Well you've made your first mistake so far, and that's posting your plan on an internet forum.

Do it.

Out of curiosity why do you want to do this? Just for attention or are you some kind of pervert?

Again, do it.

I've been watching a lot of tom green and im stepping it up. I think its funny. Not the actual act. But the fact that people will be reading about this in their morning paper going wtf is this guys problem.

EDIT: I will not be actually doing this for probably about a month (or maybe 2-3 depending on how popular this thread gets), by that time this thread will be dead, and when you see it in the news I ask you do not bump it. To avoid drawing attention to myself. Just laugh and think damn that guy on totse is funny/crazy/retarded or however you feel.

Instead of gagging yourself why not use ipecac (sp) syrup?

Because of the timing, and longer lasting effects. It might take a couple minutes to vomit after drinking epicac, and those are minutes I cannot waste sitting on top of a girl screaming in the middle of the street. Additionally, you cannot stop vomiting after drinking that shit, so when I try to make my getaway I might be drastically slowed down, or even stopped entirely, due to uncontrollable vomiting. Not to mention the trail of vomit I would leave to my car. That shit makes you puke like 20 times.

I've put some thought into this. Gagging is the way to go.

Ideas I am looking for are different locations (parking garages, amusement parks, red light district etc etc) and various foods I can consume before I do this. I was thinking taco bell would be pretty classy, maybe even sushi if I feel like blowing some cash. Or any other original ideas. Epicac was good, but I've considered and ruled it out. Nice try though.

e: hehe, ive just thought of a good one. Pinky mice. These are new born mice they sell at pet stores as lizard/snake food. If I swallow a few of them right before I do this, it will 1) help with the vomitting as I will already want to vomit in disgust and 2) possibly result in vomiting a dead baby mouse into this girls mouth. Fucking pwnage. At the very least it would hit her in the face. Eating mice is probably the end of the line as far as eating revolting things goes, so don't even suggest chugging diarrhea before I do this or anything worse.

Try a nice hot curry, a real bum burner that you can smell for miles.

This is fucked up in a hilarious way. BI is back.