Well, I think I have encountered a problem, my beloved mother is a Gynecologist, which I think is great, because it simply feeds my technological addiction. Well, being a Gynecologist, she knows a lot of girls my age (17), and I never thought it would happen for some reason, but I have really bumped into a shitstorm.
I met this girl, and she's really cool, there is still a chance that we wont get together, but simply it looks like we are going to. The thing is, she goes to my Mom, which is a problem. Now I don't plan on having sex any time soon, but if I am going to want to, then I am in a bit of a predicament, because there is no "No Mom, I'm still a virgin." she is going to fucking find out. Now my mom does know that this girl has been active in the past, so I am banking on that.

My question, how the hell do Gyne's know that you've done it? How can they tell? I mean, is there a difference in how the girl reacts between sex and masturbating(with a dildo)? Regardless, is there a timeframe where my mom wont suspect either? Any tips other than "Don't have sex with her.", and "Find someone else.", or information on well, my moms work (I don't think "Mom, tell me about your job." really works) would be greatly appreciated.

Personally, I love irony, and I think this is fucking hilarious, the source of all my fun for my entire life, is now the one thing preventing my fun now, lol!

You're 17? I really doubt your mother would care if she knew you were sexually active. Seriously, think about it. If you were a parent, would you be more concerned if your 17 year old son was having sex, or not getting any at all?

Well, she's just seen a lot of kids make mistakes, and she doesn't want me to, but at the same time, the only advice for college was "Don't get all weird and emo, and use a condom", in fact, she gave me a pack for my friends, so they would have easy access to some, and me if I needed them.

are you serious?

busted hymen is a little hint.........


but unless your mom if your GF's gyno, i dont see why any of this is a problem.

This. And even if she knows that she's fucking, she can't prove it's you; a little suspicion isn't so bad if you're not ready to just be open about it.

Oh sorry, forgot to add that in, whoops, lol, yes, she goes to my mom, lol, but I mean, my mom already knows she has already had sex, its just, can she know if she has recently.

You can't just look at a vag and know if there's recently been cock in. Gynecologists expect their patents to be honest with them and tell them what's up.

You've gotta be honest with your doctor. I tell my gynecologist fucking everything because I wanna keep my snatch it top notch condition, just like the other important parts of me.

Don't get your chick to lie to your mom and tell her you two aren't fucking. If she lies, her doctor could miss a potentially serious problem.

Anyways, how often does she go? She shouldn't have to go more then every couple of months for a pap unless she's got some issues down under.


And by the way, your mom's not stupid, she's a gynecologist, she knows you've had sex already.

No, she can't tell if she's had sex recently unless there's hot cum dripping out of her.

Wow. ^^^ Nice to hear that your snatch is in top crotch condition.

(Let's all just take a minute to run this picture through our mind's eye very thoroughly...)

OP: Mrs. Doctor Mom has already handed out the little rubber frenz. If things look they're getting hot, ask your girl to get on the pill too? How often do girls go to the box doc? Not very often if they're healthy.

Lol, I would kill myself if my mother was my girlfriend's gyno.

listen man, I'm sure that your GF wont want to make her boyfriends mother her pussy doctor.
If you two get serious she's seeing someone else.

and i don't think its ethical practice for a doctor to have a patient that is personally connected, so your mum may recommend she goes somewere else anyway.

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I got hard reading this thread

A lot of virgin girls don't have hymens.

OP is an idiot......

That's only due to it breaking through sport etc. which they'd take into account.

lolwut

Hah, your mum gets more pussy than you do. Fucking faggot.

his mom gets more pussy then you do. fucking faggot.

OP: if your mom has handed out domes to you already then i doubt it would be an issue if she thought you were sexually active.

what the fuck dude? youre 17 and you are afraid of your mom finding out you had sex?! dog when my parents found out i was 16, and in my car with the empty box of condoms they found my 2 ft zong, a half empty 30 pack of keystone, a 1/4 of bombs, a few pain pills and a gram of coke.

basically what im saying is SEX IS NOT A BIG DEAL! youll find out that if your mom asks you if you have had sex, and you tell her yes, she wont freak out because as a gyno im sure she has some knowledge as to how a sex drive is beneficial to health instead of detrimental as youre making it seem. not to sound like a jackass but grow some fucking balls, you gonna be a virgin 10 years from now just because you dont want mommy to think less of you? fucking christ guy.

sorry for the hostility, i quit smoking cigarettes today so im agro. but really, balls? grow em.