totse.com | What to do with stolen shotgun

biggz-k24 · #1 2008-10-07, 16:40

Well, someone recently broke into a house and found a shotgun under the bed in the master bedroom, they were wondering what to do with it, and if there is any way to sell it without being caught. any help?

KiTBOH · #2 2008-10-07, 16:46

eBay it

Johnathon_Doerty · #3 2008-10-07, 16:55

NAs EVERWHERE!

KiTBOH · #4 2008-10-07, 19:05

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Originally Posted by biggz-k24 View Post

Well, someone recently broke into a house and found a shotgun under the bed in the master bedroom, they were wondering what to do with it, and if there is any way to sell it without being caught. any help?

Is this person still sat there, having just found a shotgun under the bed wondering what to do with it?

emisarre · #5 2008-10-07, 19:57

Trade it for drugs.

cocacola14 · #6 2008-10-07, 20:43

-Rob places with it
-Shoot/kill enemies with it (pellets can't be traced to the shotgun it came from, only the mark of the firing pin on the shells)

-drive around and shoot at buildings, cars, whatever
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buc33s · #7 2008-10-07, 22:48

Off yourself with it.

Numberjumbo · #8 2008-10-07, 22:53

Shoot stuff.

heisler2 · #9 2008-10-07, 23:01

Give it back. You'll lose the gun and possibly still go to prison. Bad idea? Or is it the best fucking idea ever conceived by man? YOU DECIDE!

fly · #10 2008-10-07, 23:29

What kind of shotgun is it? 12 guage? Pump? Saw it off of course! Then hide it somewhere! If you get caught youll be double fucked by the batf though.

struggling artist · #11 2008-10-07, 23:53

Saw the end of the barrel off, and go on a murderous rampage in the most populated section of town.

Black Robin hood · #12 2008-10-08, 00:15

Ask friends first, if u wanna sell it. Sell I, But if you have a gun bury it in the woods and wait for a buyer. And buy a gun if u don't have one.

thorazine50x · #13 2008-10-08, 04:50

Shoot yourself?

Lb13 · #14 2008-10-08, 07:20

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Originally Posted by thorazine50x View Post

Shoot yourself?

this.

but on a serious note. ask your local neighborhood drug dealer if he wants to buy it? if not tell him to ask other people.
oh and 'shotties' go for about a hundred bucks on the street.

jogamaster07 · #15 2008-10-08, 17:25

Do you live in california ?

ClearTrain · #16 2008-10-08, 18:30

make it into a bowl

biggz-k24 · #17 2008-10-08, 20:29

All the kill yourself comments are stupid and worthless posts. you're not funny.

and if the street price is just a hundred bucks, i dont think i want to sell it.

about the tracing....any more info on that?

nonarky · #18 2008-10-08, 22:09

well if you or your friend didnt get their finger prints on it, wear gloves kill your enemy, or rob a store and ditch the gun, so that would not have your finger prints on it?

MH-iforgotmypassword · #19 2008-10-09, 03:12

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Originally Posted by biggz-k24 View Post

about the tracing....any more info on that?

Lay it on a sheet of paper & find a crayon. Now, outline.

There's serials on it, maybe in one spot, maybe multiples. But the ballistics won't be ID able because it's a shotgun (apart from striker/ejector marks on the casings).

barrab · #20 2008-10-09, 21:00

Molotov everything

thorazine50x · #21 2008-10-10, 01:06

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Originally Posted by biggz-k24 View Post

All the kill yourself comments are stupid and worthless posts. you're not funny.

No.

Stealing firearms is not funny.

Therefore you should -- shoot yourself.

Twice if you can manage. =)

SH3RM · #22 2008-10-10, 06:29

Grind off the serial number, and strip out the barrel.

Sell, or keep.

SH3RM · #23 2008-10-10, 06:29

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Originally Posted by thorazine50x View Post

No.

Stealing firearms is not funny.

Therefore you should -- shoot yourself.

Twice if you can manage. =)

Whats wrong with stealing a gun, pussy?

Lb13 · #24 2008-10-10, 07:03

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Originally Posted by SH3RM View Post

Whats wrong with stealing a gun, pussy?

i think he prefers stealing candy from babies.

the serial number can be brought back by forensics. i think the best way to do it is to grind it off as deep as possible. then use a Flathead screw driver and hit it with a hammer on the area. they use some type of process to highlight the numbers on the metal that where punched in. so my theory is if you do the screw driver + hammer thing it will at least throw off that method.

wolfy_9005 · #25 2008-10-10, 09:43

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Originally Posted by thorazine50x View Post

No.

Stealing firearms is not funny.

Therefore you should -- shoot yourself.

Twice if you can manage. =)

If you manage twice, then you really, really fail

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_hollywood_shootout

Get a friend, a car, 2000 rounds of AP ammo, an AK with 100 round drum mag, shotgun with flechette rounds(more effective against people), and maybe some balls......depends. then go to hollywood, go to the same bank, and rob the place.

If you get seen/compromised, you know what to do

Mantikore · #26 2008-10-10, 10:26

just keep it. an expendable firearm that is not registered to your name might be useful one day

thorazine50x · #27 2008-10-11, 06:41

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Originally Posted by SH3RM View Post

Whats wrong with stealing a gun, pussy?

The difference is...

Pussies (kids with no jobs or niggers) steal firearms.

Real men walk in to a gun store and purchase one.

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Originally Posted by wolfy_9005 View Post

Get a friend, a car, 2000 rounds of AP ammo, an AK with 100 round drum mag, shotgun with flechette rounds(more effective against people), and maybe some balls......depends. then go to hollywood, go to the same bank, and rob the place.

AP ammo?

Why? Considering that plain old 7.62X39MM lead core reliably penetrates body armor.

Lb13 · #28 2008-10-11, 07:12

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Originally Posted by thorazine50x View Post

the difference is...

Pussies (kids with no jobs or niggers) steal firearms.

real men walk in to a gun store and purchase one.

you sound so fucking feminist it isn't funny

reborn thief · #29 2008-10-11, 15:05

eat it

Captain Douche · #30 2008-10-11, 17:49

A good idea was already posted. Bury it until you have a need for it. Filing the serial numbers +1

slim-ov-derby · #31 2008-10-20, 20:16

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kid alert!!!!!!!!!!

Fix'd.

biggz-k24 · #32 2008-10-20, 21:47

lmao, Ill do something interesting with it, something involving a helmet cam strapped to a ski mask.

If i do follow through with this, ill send the video to certain people, such as...slim

you kids can has footage of something from first person perspective.