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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-10-07, 07:12
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Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Title says it all. After someone has guessed it you go back to your post and edit in the right answer.
Brilliant!
EDIT: EHHH wrong! 4.
Last edited by xRadical_Wankerx; 2008-10-07 at 07:18.
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# 2

2008-10-07, 07:16
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
None.
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# 3

2008-10-07, 07:28
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
1000 drunk guys/girls under an overpass while drinking a 40.
Edit: I thought xxombie. You I don't know, 1 million maybe?
Edit: 4, motherfucker.
Last edited by Mitchell Y. McDeere; 2008-10-07 at 09:03.
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# 4

2008-10-07, 07:36
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Hmm 3
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# 5

2008-10-07, 07:54
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
^.25
5char
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# 6

2008-10-07, 08:36
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Durham, UK.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
9.
By that I mean nein.
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# 7

2008-10-07, 08:46
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
ln(e)-1
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# 8

2008-10-07, 08:49
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
the guy above me is (π)mp
therefor he has continuous sex..... which would mean e^x times. (where x>0)
get it? both pi and e are irrational number they go on forever
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# 9

2008-10-07, 08:49
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Regular
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Durham, UK.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fined_mind
ln(e)-1
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wtf?
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# 10

2008-10-07, 08:50
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Durham, UK.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
And people say girls make sex complicated 
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# 11

2008-10-07, 08:56
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
you wrecked the joke!
you were supposed to say "0" under me and then we can all laugh at my nerdiness.
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# 12

2008-10-07, 09:46
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fined_mind
you wrecked the joke!
you were supposed to say "0" under me and then we can all laugh at my nerdiness.
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I'm going to guess 1.
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# 13

2008-10-07, 10:23
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
The chemistry man above me, hmm, 2.
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# 14

2008-10-07, 10:26
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
0.
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# 15

2008-10-07, 10:31
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by reject
0.
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wat
Sir, you are incorrect.
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# 16

2008-10-07, 10:32
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Regular
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
wat
Sir, you are incorrect.
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Coming out your mums vagina when you were born doesn't count.
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# 17

2008-10-07, 10:46
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
3. Possibly, how should I know?
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# 18

2008-10-07, 10:46
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
hey reject! how did you submit a post under 5 character?
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# 19

2008-10-07, 10:49
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sask. canada
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
42000
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# 20

2008-10-07, 10:53
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
For a drifter i'm guessing a couple hundred bored/lonely housewives all across the country/ies
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# 21

2008-10-07, 10:53
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
'bout right actually.
u? ill say 12345
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# 22

2008-10-07, 11:01
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
1. But they were both drunk and it was awkward.
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# 23

2008-10-07, 11:04
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
1. But they were both drunk and it was awkward.
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6...at the same time.
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# 24

2008-10-07, 11:07
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by arquin
6...at the same time.
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Has gotten really close, but he has a Q in his name, and Q's are awkward, so none.
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# 25

2008-10-07, 11:14
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fined_mind
hey reject! how did you submit a post under 5 character?
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It's something only people with over 18,000 posts can do.
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# 26

2008-10-07, 11:18
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by reject
It's something only people with over 18,000 posts can do.
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holy crap! How is that possible?
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# 27

2008-10-07, 11:21
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twulz
holy crap! How is that possible?
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1337 5ki115.
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# 28

2008-10-07, 11:23
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Regular
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
0.
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# 29

2008-10-07, 11:24
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Sydney, Australia.
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
0. " "
well, that didn't work
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# 30

2008-10-07, 11:25
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fined_mind
0. " "
well, that didn't work
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I told you dude, you have to have over 18,000 posts.
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# 31

2008-10-08, 02:00
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svalbard
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Independence Day
3 now that you said it 
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2.
-F☺rd
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# 32

2008-10-08, 03:09
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ass and titties
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
2.
-F☺rd
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Three times. Two girls, and one boy.
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# 33

2008-10-08, 03:21
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxombie
Three times. Two girls, and one boy.
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3 people I would guess, no idea though.
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# 34

2008-10-08, 03:27
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ass and titties
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starwarsfreak
3 people I would guess, no idea though.
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You're quite off.
I believe you are a virgin. Unless you count that time you lubed up a sandwich bag and stuck it between your two mattresses.
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# 35

2008-10-08, 03:39
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxombie
You're quite off.
I believe you are a virgin. Unless you count that time you lubed up a sandwich bag and stuck it between your two mattresses.
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I know his name is starwarsfreak but jeez, there's always fat chicks.
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# 36

2008-10-08, 03:44
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ass and titties
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asmodeuss
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[/quote]
Alright, and you clearly never have, and never will have sex.
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# 37

2008-10-08, 04:08
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svalbard
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Alright, and you clearly never have, and never will have sex.[/quote]
9.
Five boys, four girls.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxombie
Three times. Two girls, and one boy.
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Six girls, no boys. I don't think I could actually sex a boy. Probably not.
-F☺rd
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# 38

2008-10-08, 05:41
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
1 million chubby asian men
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# 39

2008-10-08, 06:45
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackfox26
1 million chubby asian men
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A baker's dozen.
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# 40

2008-10-08, 06:46
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Vermont
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
A baker's dozen.
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_zero
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# 41

2008-12-05, 05:28
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xarf
I guess 0.
Edit: "guess" probably isn't the word 
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you guessed, then quoted yourself to correct yourself?
anyway yeah zero is right 
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# 42

2008-12-05, 05:47
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Transparent
0, maybe a doll.
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0, maybe a turkey 
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# 43

2008-12-05, 07:20
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xarf
0, maybe a turkey 
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1/2, he has a really long penis that he pulled under him and fucked himself in his ass
I should mention that it's only a quarter inch thick but he still got off
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# 44

2008-12-05, 07:21
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot_Soup
1/2, he has a really long penis that he pulled under him and fucked himself in his ass
I should mention that it's only a quarter inch thick but he still got off
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0
I know.
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# 45

2008-12-05, 07:22
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonty
0
I know.
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4
I know
But all of them probably had AIDS
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# 46

2008-12-05, 07:23
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot_Soup
4
I know
But all of them probably had AIDS
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Touche.
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# 47

2008-12-05, 07:26
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
I know this guy in real life, britney spears rented his house and he had sex with her on the sofa, so once.
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# 48

2008-12-05, 09:09
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
WTF HOT SOUP?
I mean I thought that night meant something to you. Instead you go telling everyone about my penis condition. I wish I'd never met you 
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# 49

2008-12-05, 13:30
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
I would say two drunken one-night stands. 
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# 50

2008-12-05, 13:35
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Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.
Since he's 18 but drinks beer I'd guess 1.
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