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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-10-07, 07:12
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Default Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

Title says it all. After someone has guessed it you go back to your post and edit in the right answer.

Brilliant!

EDIT: EHHH wrong! 4.

Last edited by xRadical_Wankerx; 2008-10-07 at 07:18.
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Old 2008-10-07, 07:16
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None.
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Old 2008-10-07, 07:28
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

1000 drunk guys/girls under an overpass while drinking a 40.

Edit: I thought xxombie. You I don't know, 1 million maybe?

Edit: 4, motherfucker.

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Old 2008-10-07, 07:36
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Hmm 3
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Old 2008-10-07, 07:54
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^.25


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Old 2008-10-07, 08:36
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

9.




By that I mean nein.
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Old 2008-10-07, 08:46
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

ln(e)-1
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Old 2008-10-07, 08:49
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

the guy above me is (π)mp

therefor he has continuous sex..... which would mean e^x times. (where x>0)

get it? both pi and e are irrational number they go on forever
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Old 2008-10-07, 08:49
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ln(e)-1
wtf?
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Old 2008-10-07, 08:50
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

And people say girls make sex complicated
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Old 2008-10-07, 08:56
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

you wrecked the joke!
you were supposed to say "0" under me and then we can all laugh at my nerdiness.
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Old 2008-10-07, 09:46
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you wrecked the joke!
you were supposed to say "0" under me and then we can all laugh at my nerdiness.
I'm going to guess 1.
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:23
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The chemistry man above me, hmm, 2.
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:26
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0.
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:31
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0.
wat

Sir, you are incorrect.
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:32
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wat

Sir, you are incorrect.
Coming out your mums vagina when you were born doesn't count.
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:46
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3. Possibly, how should I know?
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:46
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hey reject! how did you submit a post under 5 character?
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:49
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42000
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:53
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

For a drifter i'm guessing a couple hundred bored/lonely housewives all across the country/ies
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Old 2008-10-07, 10:53
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'bout right actually.

u? ill say 12345
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:01
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1. But they were both drunk and it was awkward.
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:04
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1. But they were both drunk and it was awkward.
6...at the same time.
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:07
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6...at the same time.
Has gotten really close, but he has a Q in his name, and Q's are awkward, so none.
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:14
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hey reject! how did you submit a post under 5 character?
It's something only people with over 18,000 posts can do.
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:18
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It's something only people with over 18,000 posts can do.
holy crap! How is that possible?
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:21
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holy crap! How is that possible?
1337 5ki115.
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:23
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0.  
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:24
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0. " "

well, that didn't work
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Old 2008-10-07, 11:25
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0. " "

well, that didn't work
I told you dude, you have to have over 18,000 posts.
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Old 2008-10-08, 02:00
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3 now that you said it
2.

-F☺rd
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Old 2008-10-08, 03:09
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2.

-F☺rd
Three times. Two girls, and one boy.
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Old 2008-10-08, 03:21
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Three times. Two girls, and one boy.
3 people I would guess, no idea though.
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Old 2008-10-08, 03:27
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3 people I would guess, no idea though.
You're quite off.

I believe you are a virgin. Unless you count that time you lubed up a sandwich bag and stuck it between your two mattresses.
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Old 2008-10-08, 03:39
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You're quite off.

I believe you are a virgin. Unless you count that time you lubed up a sandwich bag and stuck it between your two mattresses.
I know his name is starwarsfreak but jeez, there's always fat chicks.
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Old 2008-10-08, 03:44
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[/quote]

Alright, and you clearly never have, and never will have sex.
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Old 2008-10-08, 04:08
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

Alright, and you clearly never have, and never will have sex.[/quote]

9.

Five boys, four girls.



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Three times. Two girls, and one boy.
Six girls, no boys. I don't think I could actually sex a boy. Probably not.


-F☺rd
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Old 2008-10-08, 05:41
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

1 million chubby asian men
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Old 2008-10-08, 06:45
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1 million chubby asian men
A baker's dozen.
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Old 2008-10-08, 06:46
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A baker's dozen.
_zero
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Old 2008-12-05, 05:28
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I guess 0.

Edit: "guess" probably isn't the word
you guessed, then quoted yourself to correct yourself?

anyway yeah zero is right
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Old 2008-12-05, 05:47
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0, maybe a doll.
0, maybe a turkey
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Old 2008-12-05, 07:20
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Default Re: Guess how many people the poster above you has had sex with.

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0, maybe a turkey
1/2, he has a really long penis that he pulled under him and fucked himself in his ass

I should mention that it's only a quarter inch thick but he still got off
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Old 2008-12-05, 07:21
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1/2, he has a really long penis that he pulled under him and fucked himself in his ass

I should mention that it's only a quarter inch thick but he still got off
0

I know.
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Old 2008-12-05, 07:22
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0

I know.
4

I know

But all of them probably had AIDS
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Old 2008-12-05, 07:23
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4

I know

But all of them probably had AIDS
Touche.
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Old 2008-12-05, 07:26
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I know this guy in real life, britney spears rented his house and he had sex with her on the sofa, so once.
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Old 2008-12-05, 09:09
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WTF HOT SOUP?

I mean I thought that night meant something to you. Instead you go telling everyone about my penis condition. I wish I'd never met you
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Old 2008-12-05, 13:30
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I would say two drunken one-night stands.
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Old 2008-12-05, 13:35
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Since he's 18 but drinks beer I'd guess 1.
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