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Snoop Dogg · #1 2008-10-06, 01:26

I need $200 by the end of this month so I can buy Fallout 3 and Fable 2 and a pair of shoes and my weed addiction.

i already got 40$ on friday when I stole a package from some random persons door and It was a granny sending her grandchildren cookies and presents and shit. the cookies are good too. Too bad the granny sent her daughter a check of 100$, I couldve taken that if it was cash.

Im too lazy to read version: I need 160$ by the end of this month for my shit.

BTW: harry_hardcore_hoedown, deadhero and Locke are fags that want to bone each other. seriously go spam gamefaqs or some shit.

RamboReincarnate · #2 2008-10-06, 01:38

get a J-O-B

Pandoras Assassin · #3 2008-10-06, 01:39

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I need $200 by the end of this month so I can buy Fallout 3 and Fable 2

No...

Snoop Dogg · #4 2008-10-06, 01:41

No what? also I already have a job but I already have that paycheck reserved for my Gas+Cell Phone Bills.

RamboReincarnate · #5 2008-10-06, 01:42

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No what? also I already have a job but I already have that paycheck reserved for my Gas+Cell Phone Bills.

Stop smoking and get a girlfriend and waste money on her rather than buying video games you will onyl play for a couple of months then throw in the corner.

Snoop Dogg · #6 2008-10-06, 01:46

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Originally Posted by RamboReincarnate View Post

Stop smoking and get a girlfriend and waste money on her rather than buying video games you will onyl play for a couple of months then throw in the corner.

Sorry I already have that too(Thats why I need money for weed Doh). Next please

RamboReincarnate · #7 2008-10-06, 01:47

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Sorry I already have that too(Thats why I need money for weed Doh). Next please

Well then. sell old video games? trade in possibly?

if all else fails........... C4

Snoop Dogg · #8 2008-10-06, 01:48

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Well then. sell old video games? trade in possibly?

if all else fails........... C4

Nah I got no more games other than Madden and Cod4 which I still want.

RamboReincarnate · #9 2008-10-06, 01:50

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Nah I got no more games other than Madden and Cod4 which I still want.

Hustle buddy, Hustle

Death Insurance · #10 2008-10-06, 01:52

Well for one, you can stop being a nigger.

Snoop Dogg · #11 2008-10-06, 01:53

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Well for one, you can stop being a nigger.

How am I being a nigger? Smoking weed? Stealing shit? I think rednecks do that too.

Soap Radio · #12 2008-10-06, 01:54

Molotov Everything! Or... Huff Raid!

A friend suggested this to me:
1. Take piece of corn
2. Go to highway
3. Pull down pants and bend over
4. Stick corn in ass
5. ????
6. Profit!

No, seriously. Just go to a consignment shop and sell some shit you really don't need. Then, go to an urban area and go through some ditches to collect the cans and bottles if your state has a refund value on recycling. People litter, and you can make profit off of it where I live.

RamboReincarnate · #13 2008-10-06, 01:55

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How am I being a nigger? Smoking weed? Stealing shit? I think rednecks do that too.

Well when i come up with a better idea ill tell you...
and for the nigger part, rednecks, mexicans, asians, AND blacks smoke and steal so shut the fuck up and stop being ignorant and racist.

Arctic monkey · #14 2008-10-06, 01:57

labor ready learn it love it. ALso go to cragislist and search the general labor jobs. If you cant make 500 a month atleast from that you fail.

Snoop Dogg · #15 2008-10-06, 02:06

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Originally Posted by RamboReincarnate View Post

Well when i come up with a better idea ill tell you...
and for the nigger part, rednecks, mexicans, asians, AND blacks smoke and steal so shut the fuck up and stop being ignorant and racist.

Me? I never said that tell that other guy that.

Pandoras Assassin · #16 2008-10-06, 02:14

Shave your balls and donate it to locks of love.

A big +1 from God.

Transparent · #17 2008-10-06, 02:29

Seeing as you have an internet connection, you can save $100 by piracy. Not that I condone it.

Valushka · #18 2008-10-06, 02:34

Get some perc or vikes, got to W.V. sell of for 6-10$ a pill, buy em for the cheap sell em for the tax.
Two ways to make money, hustle, and steal.

Snoop Dogg · #19 2008-10-06, 02:36

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Seeing as you have an internet connection, you can save $100 by piracy. Not that I condone it.

nah piracy of video games are for fags. I dont buy games much anyways. Ive been waiting for these two for a LONG time

Exothermia · #20 2008-10-06, 02:44

Donate sperm, donate plasma, collect cans and return them for deposit, sell weed to younger kids who will overpay you for it, buy stuff at thrift stores and sell it on ebay / buy stuff on craigslist and sell it on ebay (you can always find deals at thrift shops and craiglist), you could even try getting more hours at your work, or put up a few signs around your neighborhood offering to mow lawns for $25 a pop.

All of that shit will actually work if you get off your ass.

Transparent · #21 2008-10-06, 02:45

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nah piracy of video games are for fags. I dont buy games much anyways. Ive been waiting for these two for a LONG time

Keep telling yourself that as you go out and spend $100 on games.

I'm off to count all of the money I've saved.

Snoop Dogg · #22 2008-10-06, 02:46

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Keep telling yourself that as you go out and spend $100 on games.

I'm off to count all of the money I've saved.

FBI should be knocking on you door sometime soon

Johnathon_Doerty · #23 2008-10-06, 02:52

Pedobaiting. Failing this, steal more. Failing either of those, find stuff you can recycle for money lying around (Cans, etc) but instead go and steal some large metal. I suggest an unused railway.

Transparent · #24 2008-10-06, 02:52

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Originally Posted by Snoop Dogg View Post

i already got 40$ on friday when I stole a package from some random persons door and It was a granny sending her grandchildren cookies and presents and shit. the cookies are good too. Too bad the granny sent her daughter a check of 100$, I couldve taken that if it was cash.

Back at ya!

CrazyJoe · #25 2008-10-06, 02:55

You guys fucking forgot that white people smoke weed too.

neurotoxxxin · #26 2008-10-06, 02:58

to the OP, how bout go back in the past and lurk moar! there are plenty of ways...pickpocketing, opportunist grab and go/smash and grab, drug dealing (thats more work for more profit if your only going after 200). Furthermore, you could steal the games, carshop, pickpocket, id theft, mug a peer coming out of blockbuster, blah blah blah, murder, suicide, molotov everything, pedobait and ransom parents??? i dont know its all up to your personality.

T-zone · #27 2008-10-06, 03:02

T OP:
So you're cool with posting "I need money fast" in a forum about Bad Ideas and when someone suggests a Bad Idea of video game piracy, you're all like, "nah man I don't do that shit?"

Why are you here?

Transparent · #28 2008-10-06, 03:04

He wants us all to be good, and just steal packages full of presents for children and grandma's cookies.

Snoop Dogg · #29 2008-10-06, 03:21

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T OP:
So you're cool with posting "I need money fast" in a forum about Bad Ideas and when someone suggests a Bad Idea of video game piracy, you're all like, "nah man I don't do that shit?"

Why are you here?

piracy doesn't take balls that's why

seann · #30 2008-10-06, 03:26

if its summer (or whenever it is hot) just go down to a pool and wait till people leave their bags and shit while they go for a swim. Go up, grab the bag acting like its yours and walk out.

Snoop Dogg · #31 2008-10-06, 04:01

too bad its fall/winter here now. But backpack raiding is a option

Exothermia · #32 2008-10-06, 05:19

Go to the library, rent DVDs / music for free there, burn copies of them and sell for $2 a pop to your friends/classmates.

Get a Job · #33 2008-10-06, 05:52

12345

The_Seventh_Artist · #34 2008-10-06, 15:17

Ask your girlfriend, sibiling, parents etc. to buy them for you.
Check out shoplifting, bar-code scam, car shopping, e-bay scam, paypal scam etc.

Dragonflame · #35 2008-10-06, 16:55

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I stole a package from some random persons door

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Originally Posted by Snoop Dogg View Post

FBI should be knocking on you door sometime soon

Torrenting hurts nobody and is hard to trace if done right.
Stealing shit directly harms the people you steal from.
OP is a troll.

Besides, the feds couldnt give a shit about filesharing (it's only piracy if you sell what you download). Messing with the USPS (part of the government) might piss them off a bit.

gfizzle · #36 2008-10-06, 23:48

work them street corners u fag. then gtfo of BI

Tokolosh · #37 2008-10-06, 23:52

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