Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulators
I saw an advert for it just now, it's supposed to block pain and release "endorphines" (endogenic morphine?). So basically does anyone know if you could just jack up the voltage and get high?

http://shop.lloydspharmacy.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=1008&storeId=90&productId=307101&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=18361&top=&top_category=18352

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TENS

LOL holy shit you are stupid. Yeah, go shock yourself.

you can make your own dude, cheap as hell.

go get a fork and a pair of pliers, I'll tell you how.

go shock yourself.

lol. that was pretty funny.

also, its mainly used to relive muscle tension.

Yeah, no kidding. I had one of those when I first started having pain in my spine. It didn't work for shit for pain, let alone get high. Of course, being the idiot I was at that age, i wanted to see what happened when I jacked it up all the way. It, naturally, made the muscles in my neck contract and pulled my head to my shoulder damn near.

Well it's being sld by a mainstream pharmacy, so it's not quite snake oil. Anyways, I never said I was gonna hook myself up to the national grid, I'm investigating, you know, thats how we learn how to wank, how to get high, by fiddling around and chewing on random plants.

Yeah, no kidding. I had one of those when I first started having pain in my spine. It didn't work for shit for pain, let alone get high. Of course, being the idiot I was at that age, i wanted to see what happened when I jacked it up all the way. It, naturally, made the muscles in my neck contract and pulled my head to my shoulder damn near.

Haha, turtles!

I got bored once and stuck on tens unit on my cock. That's about as close to recreational as they get.

I heard it's most effective when used while having a bath.

Well it's being sld by a mainstream pharmacy, so it's not quite snake oil. Anyways, I never said I was gonna hook myself up to the national grid, I'm investigating, you know, thats how we learn how to wank, how to get high, by fiddling around and chewing on random plants.

They sell those ridiculous foot detoxification pads at CVS.

isnt this how Bender gets high?

You can put it on your dick and you'll orgasm instantly, without doing any work.

...in saturated salt water

ouch?

man thatd suck. its like on jackass when they put it on the guys balls.

haha yes.

On our next episode: getting high with nerve blocks!