I've heard that women get hornier when they smoke. n00b question, I know, but is this true? To what extent?

My wife sure the hell does. She rarely smokes though. Well, pretty much any intoxicant transforms her into a sex starved 16 year old.

It just becomes an excuse for them.

"Jessica, why did you fuck Bob?!"
"I was high!"
"Oh"

"Jessica, why did you fuck Bob?!"
"I was drunk!"
"Oh"

"Jessica, why did you fuck Bob?!"
"I was ------!"
"Oh"

All along Jessica wanted to fuck Bob, but social conditioning creates inhibitions, usually out of worry of being a "slut" and losing social status. Being drunk/high on anything takes the responsibility away from them (or they feel it does) and the inhibitions slip away. The drug/alcohol doesn't even have to be real, placebo works just fine. Thats why feeding 12 year olds apple juice in wine bottles is a great way to get laid while reducing the chances of conviction/jail time.

And thats a fact. :)

This is true with most substances.

marijuana increases libido, but decreases penis function, and prolongs orgasm (not like makes it last longer, like...makes it take longer to start).

Orgasming is t3h awesome when stoned.

It does, but only if they already like you.

I can vouch in favor of this!
Sex while high is fucking awesome, in some ways, and sometimes not so much...

One time, me and my gf smoked, and i almost made her cum during foreplay by sucking her nips (job later finished with cunnilingus). Then we started having sex, it lasted quite a while, and the orgasm was fucking incredible.

Another time, we went for it, but i didn't feel anything... As if i wasn't penetrating her. I started getting worried and lost my erection. After a 10 minute pause, we tried again (switching condoms, ofc) and, well... see story number 1.

All in all, GO FUCKING DO IT!

Obv. virgin in the thread

Obviously it depends on the chick but I've had two girlfriends that actually smoked with me and it always seemed to be the case with them. And as stated above (whether he's a bsing virgin or not) the orgasm is always great.

Obv. virgin in the thread



Hahaha i think you're a twat, but good call.

once me n my misssus got fukin high as kits then we were lyk we shuld go out in fly some kites but it was in the fuckin nite time so we were like ok fuck this letsd og in and fuk lol so thats what we did so we were there and shit and shes like "fuck me" wiht no hesitiation i ran to her aid and fuked her wet penis poop lol

Did you seriously just type that?

Obv. virgin in the thread

Well, judging by both our post counts, it's not hard to see who spends more of his time in totse instead of getting laid

I'm not looking for the approval of fuckhead virgins in totse anyways, last time i try to contribute to a thread.

Enjoy masturbation ;)

Oh and did you actually know that women have nipples, and they can be stimulated for sexual response, and that chicks get wet because they are horny?

last time i try to contribute to a thread.

Oh no! :)




Oh and did you actually know that women have nipples, and they can be stimulated for sexual response, and that chicks get wet because they are horny?

No, I don't think TBP knew that. Maybe now he'll do some research on the interweb. I'm sure there's also a site that tells you where the clitoris is!

When I was in high school I smoked out this one chick I knew and when we were high she was clawing at my pants hungry for cock. Therefore My conclusion is that girls like cock.

When I smoke my penis usually goes into low power mode though to save energy.

Marijuana makes me hungry always, happy normally, and insanely horny occasionally.

nice way to put it.

anyway, for me, when i started smoking, literally as i tasted the first hit of marijuana I would get a halfie.

Is it weird to get a boner upon seeing and smelling a bag of some really good marijuana or seeing some awfully nice plants?

Naw. Well. Maybe a little, get a life mayhaps?

What type of a soft cock pansy bitch are you, queerjack? Decreases penis function? My shit is on hulk mode everytime I'm stoned. I feel bad for the fat chicks you fuck around with.

What type of a soft cock pansy bitch are you, queerjack? Decreases penis function? My shit is on hulk mode everytime I'm stoned. I feel bad for the fat chicks you fuck around with.Every time I take Klonopin for recreation (5+ MGs) my cock goes into super hulk mode.

Seriously, I remember being at work and having a 5 hour plus hulk boner and getting the urge to rape every visible hole. Thats why I do not take Kpins anymore.

What type of a soft cock pansy bitch are you, queerjack? Decreases penis function? My shit is on hulk mode everytime I'm stoned. I feel bad for the fat chicks you fuck around with.

eh i guess its different for everybody, but since ssris my wang has never been the same :(

no need for the insecurity. oh, and nobody wants to meet up with you in Austin.

No stranger than being sexually excited by chemistry concepts and glassware I suppose.

No stranger than being sexually excited by chemistry concepts and glassware I suppose.

Dude I found your illegitimate child!
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/CapnDazed/images-1.jpg
I love putting families back together.

Lawl.

What do you mean decreases penis function? Sure doesn't for me lol. And yea I think it makes me last a little longer

What do you mean decreases penis function? Sure doesn't for me lol. And yea I think it makes me last a little longer

spell it out for you?

takes longer to get hard.
takes longer to reach orgasm.

the end.

takes longer to get hard.
Not for me.


takes longer to reach orgasm.

Unless you're flying solo, that's a good thing.

Not for me.



Unless you're flying solo, that's a good thing.

like, i said, i guess its different for everyone.

spell it out for you?

takes longer to get hard.
takes longer to reach orgasm.

the end.

I wouldn't call that decreasing function

I wouldn't call that decreasing function

uh oh it the definition police.

guess what, i dont care. what you call it doesnt matter, you read my post and have nothing better to say, so shut up.

uh oh it the definition police.

guess what, i dont care. what you call it doesnt matter, you read my post and have nothing better to say, so shut up.

What I mean is that it's the complete opposite of decreasing function when you are talking about sex.

Well, judging by both our post counts, it's not hard to see who spends more of his time in totse instead of getting laid

I'm not looking for the approval of fuckhead virgins in totse anyways, last time i try to contribute to a thread.

Enjoy masturbation ;)

Oh and did you actually know that women have nipples, and they can be stimulated for sexual response, and that chicks get wet because they are horny?

hahahahah, you are such a tool! (no offense ment) ....pussy

Oh, sorry, looks like i just hurt some of you guys' egos. Don't worry, once you get laid you'll get the idea :)

In the mean time, keep growing your e-penises! You're doing great! ;)

one time i drank like 5 monsterrs and i was so fuckin horny i ended up fuckin my dog :0