what is the most awkward place you ever masterbated, me a construction site, no I do not work construction but it was one of those tight situation's where i was out of town house full of people no pussy to call on stand by.

In a hotel elevator I was in desperate need to jerk off

In my uncle's basement sitting on a childrens tricycle. True story.

Iether- in the room on the room of a friends bedroom

or behind one of thoes power box things- well i found porn, and got a hard-on...

Probably while sitting on a log in a forest... next to my (male) friend. He was doing it too...

Note: This was over 5 years ago... This is something I would NEVER again even CONSIDER doing.

I like this one... although I have my doubts about it's validity.

In your face.

Probably in the portapody at work. When I came back everyone accused me of jacking off because I took so long but I was like wtf o_0 and said I had diarrhea.

dude you are so gay

at work.. yep.