There's this chick who calls me like 3+ times a week to hangout or talk about stuff. I've taken her out a couple times, we hangout at least once a week, never anything serious because I know there's some other dude she's chasing after right now. And he is likely to be much more cutesy and feminine than myself [he's an art school fag]. She's told me how he's all sweet in text messages and online and shit but essentially doesn't have the balls to hang out with her outside of school but she's still crazy about him. Whatever, right? Women are stupid dumb.

Every time we hang out she gives me the craziest eye contact, I can't tell if it's fuck eyes or quit looking at my eyes eyes. I'm assuming it's not the latter, because I never ask her to hang out with me, in fact, I almost never call her at all. She also laughs at every joke I make, makes light hand contact and fucks with her hair while staring at me, which is generally things broads do before they want my bod. But here's where the real issue arises, the other day I said, "hey when you decide that other dude is nothing but talk we should date," and she just laughs at me like I was making a joke and is like, "you're way too much of a brother to me". What the fuck does this mean? Comments like that make me too nervous to try kino seduction scale for the sake of it being awkward. I'm assuming I've been super best friend zone, aye?

as an art school fag, I have learned much.


perhaps if you weren't so narrow minded you would realize that you are being fucked with.

you should just abandon ship as soon as possible.

discontinue your education at tool school.

the only thing you'll earn there is disappointment.

you are in the friend zone, and trust me, you are never getting out.

i have had many problems with this, but now i am settled and happy with a girlfriend, so i cant complain.

My best advice is to just be there for her as a friend, and don't try to FORCE a relationship, this can often ruin a good friendship, and yes. they can fuck with you, and make it seem like they like you as something more, but in the end it is just "brotherly love" or something like that.

just take the friendship and call it a win.

Art school, lol, you'll be giving me your money when you need your car fixed. Art school may help you look cool in front of girls but your education is essentially useless...

Yeah, I figured, I don't really care I've called her like four times in the last month and some weeks she calls me every day, so the way I see it I've put forth basically zero effort. And she's got a ton of hot friends so I don't mind sticking around, I can't be like a brother to all of them...

This. mack her friends and all is well.

Sex her friends up real good, and when they tell her about how awesome it was you can nail her.

It's a plan, I think I'm going to start calling her shit like sis, see how tight we can become and then get her to set me up with her smoking hot friends...

So sexc.

Wait, what?

get the fuck out of there now! You're a best friend....which sucks. Trust me. I've been thru that shit and its not worth it at all

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