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^See the squiggle? It's a piece of leftover copypasta....

ur a bitch. i should kick ur ass for hanging out with those assholes after they got head from ur girl

Do they ever call or do they just show up on your door, "Take us in. Smoke us up. Shut up!"? If they do call: do they just tell you they are coming or do they ask?

To the people who think this is copypasta...no it is not. Looks like im just going to man the fuck up.

No your not. You would have manned up the moment they bukkaked your girlfriend.

Just accept your life role as the bitch, and mail me whats left of your greens.

Do you really want your asshole friends to have it? No. I'm doing you a favor.

I couldn't even imagine the fear that a person would feel in that state, being beaten and robbed.

From what it seems, it is well deserved. Retribution... the only way

And BTW, after you rob them fucing kick a couple of those fuckers right in the nads. That's way overdue

From what it seems, it is well deserved. Retribution... the only way

And BTW, after you rob them fucing kick a couple of those fuckers right in the nads. That's way overdue

instead of nads, kick their ribcage and shoulder with steel toe boots

Bitch and Moan.

Did they actually end up getting blown by her? Man...I would be REAL pissed.

my friend smokes me out all the time, but i dont bitch at him when he doesnt...but our other friend kinda bitches alot if he dont get his fix.....like i couldnt bring sum booze one time and he got all pissed off and i was like "WTF, u didnt even pay for the weed."......meh

Damn you guys are a bunch of fucking pushovers.

thats what stoners do dumbass, i did it, my friends did it.

The truth.

I do it, my friends do it and it's something I'm sick of. Big reason why I'm quitting/cutting down on weed.

All my friends are just after smoking and finding people who have more money and bud. It's sad to see we all let a drug take over our personalities.

Stop being the bitch of the group. Until people like you stop being the bitch ass of the group, asshole stoners like my friends and I are going to take advantage of you having bud.


^^^ These two got it down.

It's as simple as that. Seriously, lol @ all this SPIKE EM IN TEH B0NG N KILL EM

Stoner etiquette. Mate, their rules on tokes are probably more important than your birthday.

I used to be in a similar situation. Granted, I never had any of my friends get dome (head) from an ex, but I used to smoke them out a lot back in the early days of highscool. Just man the fuck up and command respect from people. Don't be afraid to start a confrantation if they are doing something you see unfit.

I'm not going to lie, I have been in your position before, but fortunately, it never stooped to your level. I was smart enough to say "Hey! This bullshit here...it's fucking done...hear me?".

I had a group of 4 or 5 friends last year who stopped by many times at my house wanting to smoke every week. They rarely brought more than a dimesack over during these visits and say "Shit dude, we're sorry. We just finished a blunt this morning and we'd thought you'd be with us then." So I say sure, and bring out MY sack I just bought the night before. I'd usually throw down some nights at least 4 times as much as they had. I'd tell you what, that only happened for a month, and I put a stop to it.


Then one morning, they stop by and they tell me that they have a hookup for some good mids (it was dry at that time of year), and wanted to know if I was down. It was downtown, so it was about a 30 minute trip. I said sure, so I got the cash for the deal, phone, and cigs, and head out the door. I get maybe 5 steps out of the door, and realize that there's no car parked in my driveway. I say "Hey, what's wrong, I thought you guys drove over." They pull some shit saying "Nah dude, Tony's car broke down last night, and he tried to get it into the shop, but it was closed. I figured maybe you'd drive." This was about 4 months into this nonsense.


So I say "Motherfucker, it's all right if I waste my gas driving you guys all around town without at least a twenty for gas somedays? He's like "Uhhh, so, we going or not dude?" I almost decked that fucker right there.


But anywhooo, you just have to refrain from them walking all over you. You're the bitch. As said before, nothing personal, but it's how they see you. They think if you let them get away with it, that you're fine with it. They think they can get away with it again, and chances are, if you don't stand up and speak out, then that's exactly what's going to happen.

So you said your friends as in multiple friends got head from your girlfriend, and you still hang out with them.

That basically makes you look like a huge pussy so you shouldn't be surprised that they treat you like one.

Also, you must date some huge sluts.

this is the damn truth, if any of my boys tried or worse even succeeded in getting head from my ex, it would be an asswhoopin no matter how good of friends we are, thats an unspoken pact between friends you never mess with a friends ex

but second note, you are a pawn in their game to get free weed, either make them pay at least partly for the sack, or charge them to smoke, if they have any disputes over that, they were never true and honest friends, real friends have a 50/50 unspoken bond, i'll buy this time if you got me on the next, if its totally onesided if you always pay and they reap the benefits. if thats the case ditch those fags and be true to what you know is right, a real friend would NEVER fuck you over, in any situation. if they do they are bitches they deserve to reap what they sow. either teach them a leason or drop their punk asses

"Your friends are mean, I should beat you up"
Logic error.

It's strange how you're all telling the op to beat his "friend's" asses when he dosn't even have the balls to get money from them or even start a confrontation.

I've known kids like that before, they're typically annoying as shit and would have no friends if they didn't always have drugs/money. Just keep smoking 'em out so you can feel like a few people have your back.

Unfortunately, like a couple people have said, most stoners are this way. I'm like the other loner, I can enjoy being around myself if all it comes down to is someone wanting to smoke. It caused me to consider quitting if everyone was just in it to smoke my weed, but I figured I had a few good friends who would hang out regardless, and always had weed to smoke with me when I did or didn't.

What really pissed me off recently is when my ex got a hold of me. Had refused to talk to me since we broke up, and sees me over at my best-broady's place. I make no effort to talk to her, even when she asks me what I've been up to. After I leave, I get a text from her saying seein' me again made her miss me. Blah blah blah, she ends up asking me to bum her a bowl. Now since me and her broke up, I'd been really opening my eyes to these types of things. I can't be anyone's chump anymore, and that's what I told her. But out of what was left of my feelings for her, I smoked her up.

When I try to get a hold of her, no answers, no replies, nothin, until she gets a hold of me. Asks if I wanna chill and shit but I'm out of town, so she asks me to front her shit. I hate fronts, giving and receiving, so I tell her no. So she asks to just bum weed from me. No! Finally, last time I talk to her, all I got was a ten sack because it's gotten dry around here. I tell her I can't sell it to her because it was all I had to smoke on. She tells me to get the fuck out, 'as a joke.' Anytime anyone tells me that, even as a joke, I take off. Next day, I decide I've completely lost any feelings or even respect for her shiesty, fiending ass. I tell her she only gets a hold of me for buds, and if that's the case I don't want to hear from her anymore.

Sadly, a lot of potheads are just broke pieces of shit. No offense guys, but you know what I'm sayin.

Of course it would be funny if they've always brought beer/pizza/mega-Cheeetos & he doesn't count that? Chances are they're just using him.

You don't have to return Buds to your buds? If you do other stuff.

Eg: 3 guys come over, bring 24 beers, smoke up, leave you with 18 beers/half a pizza & the pizza` etcs. Community means sharing/mutualness.