Hey TOTSE,


I am a sophomore in HS (cheers) and our Homecoming is next week. There's a girl I wanna ask to the dance but idk if she likes me...? DON'T call me a pussy or any of that shit, because there's a reason.

We're pretty good friends, and i fear that if she says no it would be very awkward between us.

Also, she's like, really smart (I get good grades, and I spose I'm smart, but I wonder if she thinks I'm too much of a punk) and this could make it even more awkward.

Help, TOTSE!

Play up the punk angle, women want a man they have to tame. Just ask her and if she says no make like nothing happened and jsut ask someone else and she'll get jealous as hell.

this.

Sounds pretty good... then I won't have to change lol


anyone else?

my girlfriend is way smarter than me

*Insert blanket statement about girls here*

PENIS

Yes, that's right, I'm not even going to acknowledge your inane retarded pussy-ass worry that you'll be uncomfortable asking a girl out.

FUCK YOU. That's right, FUCK YOU.

You don't know what uncomfortable is until you wake up in Michael Jackson's bed next to three other seven year old boys nursing what can only be described as a sore asshole and a dirty mouth.

You party way too hard for me, Rykoshet.

Cultural divide!? NIGGER a cultural divide is hooking up with a girl using only your limited knowledge of Russian and a smile, while smashed off your zhopa, this is NOT a cultural divide

ask "ay! are you going to the dance"

it gives her an early chance to say no without directly rejecting you

you'll get a yes or a no

if you get a no, say "ah thats too bad, i was looking for someone to go with, and leave it at that

if yes, "you're not going with anyone are you,?' then just figure it out your damn self I CANT DO IT ALL FOR YOU, GOD MAN!!!!!

How so?