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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add suffokator to your ignore list  
Old 2008-10-03, 06:04
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Question getting laid at 14

okay so heres the deal. im 14 y.o male. i met this chick at school and weve been goin out for about 3 days. for some reason she thinks ive fucked hella girls. im a virgin. were gonna fuck this weekend and i dont know what to do. lol any tips i can get. knowing you totseans your advice will prolly be stick a knife up her vag or sumthin. lol. any good tips appreciated.
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:10
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Default Re: getting laid at 14

Act like you know what your doing.

The hole is lower on her pussy than you think, really close to her asshole actually. You have to slide your dick around her slit (after its wet) and position once already between the lips, dont just plow in.

Foreplay for a long time, kiss softly with a little tounge, breath on her, all over. Develop a pattern, and break it every once in a while, it'll get her hot.

Use a damn condomn. (I didn't just ONCE, and now I've gotta go to planned parent hood, i sound like a fucking school speaker lol)

It's ok to laugh and have fun. If you fuck up don't flip out, it won't ruin anything unless you look really sketched out. excluding massive fuck-ups like accidentily sticking it in her pooper.
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:16
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Get her really drunk so if you fuck up and do something completely ridiculous and humiliating she won't remember/dump you/tell her friends how shitty your are at sex.
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:21
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Default Re: getting laid at 14

Forget everything I said above, just ask her to give you dome (What? You waiting for something faggots?).
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:27
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Default Re: getting laid at 14

USE A CONDOM

I don't care what she says or what contraception she says/thinks she's on , you use a condom ,boy.

Practice putting one on if you need to.
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:33
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Oh, and don't bother using a condom, 14 year old chicks can't get pregnant.
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:38
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Its gonna be real obvious that you're a virgin when the time comes. You might as well fess up and tell her the truth, I'm sure she's still gonna fuck you anyway. Thats what happened for me, I lied and said that I wasn't a virgin but then when I was about to fuck is when I told her. So just tell her that you are cause she'll know.
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Old 2008-10-03, 07:01
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Well you want to make sure you cum almost as soon as you get in there. Chicks love that shit. It just shows them how attractive you think they are.

Seriously though, don't expect it to be that awesome, because your first time it probably won't be. Avoid bright blue condoms as well.

Oh and before you cum make sure you take the condom off and cum in her without it. Chicks also love that.
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Old 2008-10-03, 07:14
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it's really pretty natural. don't think about shit and just kiss her.
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Old 2008-10-03, 07:40
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well you're a moron and your girlfriend is clearly a slut
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