There is this really hot girl in my class that I would gladly tear her into pieces in bed. I got to know her, whenever our eyes meet we flirt and laugh and all that shit. We have conversations sometimes too. How would I go about getting her Phone number or eventually asking her out? (Shes a Junior and Im a sophomore)

You: <something funny>
Her: <lulz>
You: So, you doing anything Saturday night?
etc.

I don't see what the problem is.

lol hippie you have a bi gf. Not that it affects anything in this post.

You wouldn't know what to do with her once you got her in bed.

next time you are gonna see her in class, go to school dressed as follows:


Gatorade fitted hat,
black tall T (write "Homecoming?" on your chest underneath)
huge chain draping to your waist (real or fake)
tin foil on your teeth
some sagging jeans
and DC shoess.

just post up in the corner with your mouth closed until she laughs, then when she walks up, lift the T and flash the biggest smile you can, and hold it there.. wait for her reaction.

if she'll go to homecoming with you, you got her #...

then make sure to get her to go alone, not in a group. convince her to have a drink before, and give her a water bottle of vodka with 15 xanax bars dropped in and some girly ass drink idk. once she takes a few swigs of it (check to see if its around 1/3 the bottle) just drive her around for a while until she passes out.

next, find someone over 18 and get them to rent a hotel room for you. have a night of one way pleasure, enacting every fantasy you have of her. lick her from head to toe, rub your dick on her face, whatever, no one's watching! and of course, tear that pussy to shreds. be careful to use a condom and dispose of it. then, trash the shit out of the room as if there was a party. this is as easy as going behind a building and bringing a shit load of empty beer bottles/cans into the room. smoke a whole pack of cigarettes and leave them in the ash tray. once the rooms trashed, chug some of that vodka, and pass out on another bed.

you should both come to at around the same time. you will be pretty out of it so you'll be able to pull off that there was a party there. take a shit and cram it in her asscrack. she'll probably so embarassed she wont talk about the party. tell her she passed out and you stayed after everyone left to make sure she was ok.

total cost: ~$100

is she worth it?

Ehhh Im not a loser... I dont need to make her go unconcious to get her in bed with me plus I got no license yet...

lol wtf?

Locke she seems interested just ask her.

LOL Feds in town= Frog boy rapist

You gotta admit that was a fucking good post.
Then steal a car too. If you're committing rape you might as well steal a fucking clean ass car too.


by the way, some legit advice would be that you don't know that chick at all, and you're just one of the many guys who shittily flirts with her in every class.. if she's as hot as you say.

some actual legit advice though, is to get her to go to homecoming with you.

Yeah in your dreams...