Ok Im pretty new to alcohol, Ive drinken before, but I never been drunk or even tipsy. The most Ive had is 4 shots, and a half a beer. But on Sat, my friend is bringing home some drinks for us. He could have 6-8 shots for each of us, and 1-3 beers each. Im 5-7 and about 115 lbs, and hes about 5-9 130. Im 15, and hes a small 20 yr old russian kid. So please compare the situations ie: (6 shots and 1 beer each, etc) and see if u can determine how drunk we will get. And should we drink it all at once, or what?

Depends on what you mean by "drunk". That sounds like enough to mess you up pretty bad though. Probably still be walking at the end of the night, however you do sound like a lightweight. So I dunno. Go get shitfaced.

Take it slowly until you're satisfied with how drunk you are. There are too many variables to accurately assess any exact amount.

How about you bend over and have your friend shove the bottle up your ass?

Stupid american binge drinking faggots

I agree with above replies.

Considering you're a relatively small kid and aren't very experienced with the drink you'll be just fine. Drink slowly, take a couple of shots every 10 mins apart each time and enjoy yourself with what you got. Drinking on an empty/semi empty stomach is always a good idea too.

dont feel the need to do the max either. you can get drunk without doing as much as humanly possible.

you should get drunk...

don't under estimate the small kid that can outdrink even the most seasoned drinker..

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you'll be drunk, for sure. What type of shots are you going to be taking?

drink it all, as fast as possible......

what do you expect? a formula? the more you drink, the drunker you get

well mainly i just drink enough beer to turn my lights out, so probably 1/100 of that to get "drunk".

That's generally what I do. I don't like drinking much anymore but when I do I make sure I drink enough to get smashed and pass the fuck out. Anything less than that feels like a waste of time to me.

i'm pretty sure you're gonna be hammered.

guys did you see op's weight? and never been drunk?

and that's kind of a lot to drink anyway, i would be pretty drunk and i weigh 30 lbs more and drink like a fish...

have fun, drink a fair amount of water and eat something before you're ready to go to sleep, lest you pass out..

cuz a hangover isn't a good way to usher in your drunken life.

I actually mentioned that in my 1st post. I think that's the most important aspect..that and what he'd be drinking

Well yea, I saw your post but I was just emphasizing how fucking hammered he was gonna feel, having never felt the effects. he'll probably make a fool of himself in some way, but its cool, the drunk and sober worlds are completely separate..


Sources: My first time drunk I chugged a 1/3 of a fifth of Peppermint Schnapps at a party when I was 15.. felt ridiculously good, empowered, not giving a fuck.. some dudes GF was in my friends room bending over to pick up a shoe and I laughed at something entirely unrelated, cuz i was chilling with my friend on the couch. completely was not thinking of her. next thing i know, i'm pinned down by this 18 year old, buff ass guy, telling me not to laugh at his girlfriends ass. thought he was joking because i remembered doing no such thing, so i was kind of making fun of him, and i got my ass punched in the face. didn't figure what that one was about till the morning after, when my friend throwing the party told me that there was some huge drama outside about whether or not to kick my ass, because that bitch told her bf. i still want to fucking slap that bitch in the face and I don't even know her name. fucking insecure ass bitch. the end.

so what you're saying is, throwing up by yourself and feeling like shit for a whole day is better than still being really impaired, chilling with your friends, doing stupid shit that you remember and can do with some level of proficiency, and having a shot at some pussy? i'm confused here.


and btw, im talking about liking that 8-12 beer level, not a fucking buzz. but being too too drunk is just never ever fun or amusing for me, and i regret it every single time.

ok, i'll agree, some times (i'm talking twice a year) you gotta throw caution to the wind and just drink a fifth. but every time?

The first time I got drunk I was about 14-15 about 130-140 pounds and took 10 or so shots within an hour or so and got shit faced.

I'd say 6 shots and a few beers will have you feeling "drunk" but I wouldn't say you'd be shitfaced.

Nope. First off, I rarely drink by myself. That just blows. I've done all of my drinking before I ever turned 21. Now it's just boring to me now. All I drink is hard liquor..I don't fuck with beer.

I play games, chill with buds and enjoy myself but I just continue to drink. I don't hit a good buzz/drunk and say "Welp I'm good for the night." No way. I go big or don't even bother. I prefer to get my kicks with my friends, enjoy the company of some females and get what I'm after from them (IF I'm single..which I haven't been for over a year now so it ain't like I gotta lay the mac down to get laid) and drink until I forget how I got to sleep. That's just the way I do it. Drinking is just too boring for me to just sit and take it slow.

As far as the day after, a handful of aspirin and 2-3 large glasses of water as soon as I get dangerously close to the vicinity of wasted and making sure I get something at least generally healthy to eat before I continue usually takes care of that. I rarely get hangovers anymore. And vomiting only happens if I'm drinking something I find gross to begin with..which I avoid at all costs. I can buy my own booze so why bother with shit I find disgusting?

mainly whiskey, jack daniels, seagrams. mainly 40% stuff. But for a 115 lbs guy like me, if 4 shots and a beer dont do anything, then will 6 really get me drunk, even with a couple beers?

The 4 shots will at least give you a good buzz going. If they didn't for some reason then no, 6 wouldn't make much of a difference either. The couple of beers aren't going to do much either way. Don't expect them to make much of a noticeable difference.

You really shouldn't worry about it man. Just drink what you can and enjoy yourself. Since you're new to drinking and such a small dude you shouldn't have much to worry about. Make sure you have something enjoyable to do in your house or whatever house you'll be at as well.

troll.. OP's post did not deserve a reply like this, and neither do us Americans.

I wouldnt drink too fast 4 that could end very bad very quickly, start slow. Take 2 shots, chill 5 minutes, take 2 more, chill again 5 minutes, then drink a beer, wait 5 and see how u feel, as stated before no one can tell you exactly how much alcohol u can take, but i can almost promise if you just do what i said you wont puke and can achieve a good drunkeness.

You should have a great time also, my first time getting drunk was a very enjoyable experience and one i remember to this day very clearly (Maybe i wasn't drunk enough) and its been a good 5 years.

You might want to drink the beer before taking the shots. I'm not sure if the beer before liquor saying is true, but I know I've blown chunks on multiple occasions while mixing the two. Also try to remember to sleep on your side. Choking on your own vomit wouldn't be a completely respectable way to go out.

No. It's completely the opposite. You're a fucking moron. The saying goes, " Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never sicker."

This is what i've heard..but some people thing it's the other.

I've always heard: Beer before liquor ,you've never been sicker. Liquor before beer you're in the clear.

Well the people that think the opposite must also be those who are satisfied paying $4.20 a gallon for gasoline.

i didn't say a good buzz/drunk..

i said, the level where i'm stumbling and my talking is painfully honest, but makes no sense. 90% of my inhibition is out the window, i'm chain smoking and hitting on fatties and dimes alike. at this level, i can fairly easily drive, although there is a bit of swerving, speeding and loud music blasting.

i dunno, what would you consider that? drunk or more?


what I don't like is, when the room is spinning, i couldn't possibly do any task, or concentrate on anything. including watching TV, mostly because i can't see the damn thing. walking ends in falling 100% of the time. i have no problem stripping naked in front of a whole party, the only trouble is i dont know how my clothes come off so I end up cutting my dick with my zipper when i come to my senses a lil bit.. those are nasty nights, which have me speaking with ralph at the toilet about every 15 minutes, and when i wake up, i'm lucky i dont have a gun because i would blow my brains out.

and i don't think vomiting is restricted to things you don't like.. i've thrown up off of grey goose as well as patron.. i love both, and i almost never get them.

but, i didn't realize you were that old.

so it's obviously different.

That's what I'd consider being drunk.

Ah, that's when I end up waking up without remembering falling asleep

For me I rarely vomit anymore for any reason other than drinking something nasty. If I drink while I'm sick (which is dumb to begin with) that's a different story.

I'm only 23...but I've done a ton of drinking and have even had my experience with being physically addicted and going to AA. Ya live and learn right?

I never post on this site, just brows around it everyday. But when I read the title of this and the original post... I'm not a big guy. 5.5 135. But I know when im drinking with one of my big buddies he gets tipsy around 4 of anything. I start feeling the alcohol after 2-3 shots of Stolichnaya. I mean some alcohols do effect me differently like grey goose, witch take me me 4-5 shots to feel it. But for what you drank you should have felt a little buzz. And if you have to ask the question should you really be drinking?

Seriously?

It takes me quite a bit to start feeling it.

Anyway, original question, get a 35cl of vodka. That should get you drunk.


Hmmm, got a party tonight, i'm pretty sure I should have enough... 1 1/2 Litres of vodka & a half litre of shit mix.

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