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# 1

2008-10-02, 18:51
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Lover of Scholar <333
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How should I fuck with this guy?
Good Day to You,
Though I have not considered this medium to be the best manner to have
approached you on this issue being that the Internet has been greatly
abused over the recent years and is very unsecured for in formations
of
vital importance. I have decided to take the chance seeing that no
other means could have been faster and more efficient than the E-mail.
I am Walter Gibson, Staff of Hamilton Direct Bank Limited. I am
contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he
placed under our banks management five years ago to the tune of Fifty
million united states dollars ($50, 000, 000, 00).I would respectfully
request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and
respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of
this mail. I have been in charge of this department for six years and
to best of my knowledge, I have discharged my duty with equity.
In the process of review of the financial report by my department, I
discovered that both of you have a similar last name; hence I
contacted
you so that I can give you further briefing on my intention and how to
disburse the funds and estate he left behind. My proposal; you share
the same surname with our late client; I am prepared to place you in a
position to instruct the security Firm to release the deposit to you
as
the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am
prepared to share the money with you in half. That is:
I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release
the
deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50.
I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me
let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I
am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new
opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task
well
worth undertaking.
I will most welcome your prompt response via this email
walter_gibson003uk@live.com as that would enable us to start something
immediately.
Sincerely,
Walter Gibson
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# 2

2008-10-02, 19:01
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
Use the spam filter or hit delete.
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# 3

2008-10-02, 19:02
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exploding dome (head) syndrome
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
https://tips.fbi.gov/
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# 4

2008-10-02, 19:03
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Lover of Scholar <333
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
Quote:
Originally Posted by negz
https://tips.fbi.gov/
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Fail.
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# 5

2008-10-02, 19:04
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exploding dome (head) syndrome
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
o wai?
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# 6

2008-10-02, 19:06
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Lover of Scholar <333
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
Quote:
Originally Posted by negz
o wai?
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yes wai!1111
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# 7

2008-10-02, 19:06
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exploding dome (head) syndrome
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
ya. but wai?
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# 8

2008-10-02, 19:07
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Lover of Scholar <333
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
Quote:
Originally Posted by negz
ya. but wai?
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no u.
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# 9

2008-10-02, 19:09
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exploding dome (head) syndrome
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
i dun c wat u did thur
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# 10

2008-10-03, 23:29
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. JugeKruger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter wasreturned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Juge Krugermade you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million,One Hundred Thousand Dollars to you in the Codicil andlast testament of his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real andtrue. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact withyou in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of hisnumerousfriends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Juge Kruger until hisdeath he was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute ofElectronic & Electrical Engineers.According to him this money is tosupport your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and theneedy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavorto get back to me as soon aspossible to enable me conclude my job. Ihope to hear from you in no distant time. Note: contact me with my personal email (bardavesfrank11@live.com) Yours in Service,BARRISTER DAVES FRANK ESQ.PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang, Mr. JohnMarvey Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq
FROM THE DESK OF CLAIMS ENQUIRY DEPARTMENT/BRITISH GAMES BOARD COMMISSIONSFor TOYOTA PROMOTIONS INTL. UK, CUSTOMER CARE UNIT. REV./Mr. James WestTel: (+44) 704-570-9682CONTACT This e-mail:- rev.jwest65@live.com PROMOTIONAL GRANT CASH PRIZE NOTIFICATION Dear Consolation Prize Winner, CONGRATULATIONS! We happily glad to announce to you that your email address e.g (name@example.domain) have won a consolation prize and have been selected from the British Games Board Corporations computer ballot of the 2008 TOYOTA Promotions International Grant Award Donations/Cash Prize of Two Million POUNDS ( £2,000 000.00 Sterling ) held in September, London United Kingdom as to promote our products and services globally. To verify as one of our beneficiaries for your claims, you are requested to provide and send to us the complete claims requirement as listed below. As soon as claims requirement verification process is completed your won cash prize shall be released. CLAIMS VERIFICATION REQUIREMENTS/NEEDED: 1. Winning Secret Pincode**TY7448500 & Ref. Number**799BV90**) 2. Winning Ticket Number..... (719-266-1319)3. Lucky Number..... (5,12,30,11,17,43,Bonus 124. Serial Number..... (902-66)5. Insurance Number..... (FLS433/453L/G/MSA)6. Amount Won/Cash prize..... £2,000 000.00 POUNDS7. Winning Email Address:- e.g (name@example.domain)8. Full Name:-9. Contact/Home Address:-10. Mobile/Phone Number:-11. Sex:-12. Age:-13. Nationality:-14. Occupation:-15. Passport Photograph (If Any):- In accordance to this notification, simply indicate the mode of claims and attached with the claims requirements listed below for the release of our promotional prize to lucky winners. (I). HOME/DOOR STEP DELIVERY:....(Yes/ No)(II). BANK TO BANK TRANSFER:....(Yes/ No) CAUTIONS: Please damage or do not reply this mail, If you are not the rightful owner of this winning email address. If you do not contact our registered agent/Claims Enquiry as stated above within 7 working days of this notification your winnings would be revoked. Winners are liable to keep their winning details/information strictly confidential from the public to avoid fraudulent and wrong claimant (IMPORTANT). Once again, accept our hearty Congratulations! Thank you, REV./Mr. James WestClaims Enquiry, Customercare Dept. For further information, please contact Claims Enquiry email address above. TOYOTA INTL. PROMOTION PROGRAMME, UK.Copyright © 2008 Toyota Corporation Inc. All Right Reserved.
fucking fail.
you'd think toyota has their own website/domain, instead of using hotmail?
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# 11

2008-10-03, 23:57
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
you'd think they'd at least learn to fucking type? if you want something to look professional, you write in SAE and not fucking fourth grader type.
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# 12

2008-10-04, 09:17
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murder capitol california
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
blackmail him to send you fifty bucks.
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# 13

2008-10-04, 09:53
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
OP has obviously copypasted. Who presses enter after every line?
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# 14

2008-10-04, 10:50
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
Quote:
Originally Posted by dfgremnantsunleashed
Use the spam filter or hit delete.
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This.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
OP has obviously copypasted. Who presses enter after every line?
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O RLY?
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# 15

2008-10-06, 22:38
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Re: How should I fuck with this guy?
Quote:
Originally Posted by harry_hardcore_hoedown
This.
O RLY?
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Na, I was being sarcastic.
Last edited by Numberjumbo; 2008-10-06 at 22:44.
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