totse.com | So I might get crushed tommorow - fighting tips?

PokerVillain · #1 2008-10-02, 04:16

OK,

For the last few months now I have been having issues with a lad the same age as me. We have had alot of scraps and the last I got the better of him and bust his nose/eye. Since then though, his brother has been giving me hassle who is 3 years older than us.

They have asked me to fight them both tommorow. As far as I see it there is no point in me avoiding them, as they will find me if they really want to. So.. I'm looking for tips.

Should I bring someone with me? Thats seems like the best option but it means involving a friend and this site is unlikely to end and escalate if more people are involved.

So what do you think? I know from past experiance I can match and probably take him (he is my age) but his brother is 3 years older and I'm pretty sure he could kick the absolute shit out of me on his own, let alone with his bro helping him.

Should I take a weapon? I'm thinking of fighting with my fists to start with and then if things go bad and it looks like I'm gunna get absolutley killed I could pull out a knife or something to warn them away and slash them if they don't give up.

As you can probably tell from reading this, this fight is gunna happen sooner or later whether I like it or not, and the above is just me putting thoughts to paper really.

So comments telling me how dumb my idea is/what would be better etc would be appreciated.

Daran · #2 2008-10-02, 05:07

2 on 1 isn't very fair, so match up with them and bring another person. If the fight is going to happen sooner or later, give it your best and if you lose the worst that can happen is you get your ass kicked and it'll be done with.

Atleast you didn't puss out.

Ðvlad · #3 2008-10-02, 05:19

Yeah, pack a knife just in case -- a 3" folder will be fine, and bring the strongest friend you have. As soon as it starts go for the face or groin -- pick one area, go for it two or three times, and then just shift to the other. If you can get them in a good position, punch them as hard as you can in the throat. And if they get your leg, make sure you can recover from it. Actually, do that right now. Rear up for a kick, extend your leg, then drop onto your hands and flip over. If you do get grounded, take the opportunity and kick them in the shin or groin. If you get behind them, punch them as hard as you can in the neck, or grab them back into a choke hold and just bash their face in in that position.

Remember to use the landscape and items around you. If you can generate enough punching force, and there's a rock next to you, grip it and resume hitting. Same with your knife -- you don't need the blade out, the extra mass will add more power to your punches.

crackhead · #4 2008-10-03, 01:43

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Originally Posted by PokerVillain View Post

OK,

For the last few months now I have been having issues with a lad the same age as me. We have had alot of scraps and the last I got the better of him and bust his nose/eye. Since then though, his brother has been giving me hassle who is 3 years older than us.

They have asked me to fight them both tommorow. As far as I see it there is no point in me avoiding them, as they will find me if they really want to. So.. I'm looking for tips.

Should I bring someone with me? Thats seems like the best option but it means involving a friend and this site is unlikely to end and escalate if more people are involved.

So what do you think? I know from past experiance I can match and probably take him (he is my age) but his brother is 3 years older and I'm pretty sure he could kick the absolute shit out of me on his own, let alone with his bro helping him.

Should I take a weapon? I'm thinking of fighting with my fists to start with and then if things go bad and it looks like I'm gunna get absolutley killed I could pull out a knife or something to warn them away and slash them if they don't give up.

As you can probably tell from reading this, this fight is gunna happen sooner or later whether I like it or not, and the above is just me putting thoughts to paper really.

So comments telling me how dumb my idea is/what would be better etc would be appreciated.

File a police report?

Area51 · #5 2008-10-03, 01:45

Bring a boxcutter. Shit hits the fan, flick it out and spin in a circle really fast..

Before the Opiate · #6 2008-10-03, 01:49

It's pathetic that they both want to fight you at the same time...that's for sure.

You should definitely bring another person with you. That doesn't mean you're a pussy or anything, just that you aren't an idiot.

I'd also bring a weapon BUT don't walk up to them with it in hand UNLESS they brought a few as well. Have them in your car and set them outside the door on the ground from the the opposite side of the car (so they won't see you do it) just to keep them somewhat handy. A knife could be held in your pocket if you choose to go that route.

Don't wear a loose shirt and don't be afraid to get hit. The pain won't last forever so just take the situation as it comes.

If something happens and you are getting hurt very badly with no end in sight a good option is the eyes. Don't scratch them or any shit like that. Instead, take your thumb and plunge it in as hard as you can. Push until you feel it give and I guarantee he won't be fucking with you anymore. All he'll do is roll on the ground screaming.

Last but not least: Make sure if someone gets extremely injured you try and get them medical help..regardless of how you feel about them. You don't wanna get thrown in the pokey if it isn't necessary and they may let it go if you mess em up and them help them out afterwards.

reborn thief · #7 2008-10-03, 03:11

yeah fighting against more then 1 person is annoying thing is though if your gonna do that go for the bigger kid, because then the smaller one will be liek shit what do i do hes goin after the one who was supposed to help me.

Pandoras Assassin · #8 2008-10-03, 03:21

Brass Knuckles + Jaw = Boom.

midgeymonkey2 · #9 2008-10-03, 04:32

yeah,take a mate with you.a large one.also i win most of my fights just from being brutal,headbutts,eye gouging,nasty dirty shit.it probably isnt morally correct,but i win,and people who would probably kick my arse in a "fair" fight are scared to fight me.

make sure you post back here and let us know how it went.

SomeLowLife · #10 2008-10-03, 04:56

You don't need to fight. You've already won.

Seems like they have already blatantly accepted the fact that it takes two of them. How did you manage to anger an entire family of pussies? I bet you stole their tampons.

Explain to them that you don't want to fight, if they insist, aim for the vitals. Rules and degrees of violence disappear when the fight is clearly unbalanced.

TheLegendaryLocke · #11 2008-10-03, 04:58

kick his balls as hard as you can. Dont evne listen to anyone calling you a faggot. If you have a knife, stab the balls.

yoda_me07 · #12 2008-10-03, 12:42

bring a gun.

or

ring up the cops, and tell them the location/time of the fight
so they can break it up :P

and hopefully the two guys will think its a coincidence.

the G · #13 2008-10-03, 13:09

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Originally Posted by midgeymonkey2 View Post

yeah,take a mate with you.a large one.also i win most of my fights just from being brutal,headbutts,eye gouging,nasty dirty shit.it probably isnt morally correct,but i win,and people who would probably kick my arse in a "fair" fight are scared to fight me.

make sure you post back here and let us know how it went.

you're pathetic

the G · #14 2008-10-03, 13:10

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Originally Posted by TheLegendaryLocke View Post

kick his balls as hard as you can. Dont evne listen to anyone calling you a faggot. If you have a knife, stab the balls.

thats it... totse has gone to shit

fuck_the_system · #15 2008-10-03, 13:39

dont bring a knife, if they are better with it they will either disarm you of it or just use it to stab you with it if/when you go to stab them with it. a gun will end the fight very quickly but then they may look for a gun in your next encounter. bats and poles are a safe option but they will definitely see you coming with it. i have to say that brass knuckles, coin stacks and just heavy objects that you can hold are probably your best bet.

the face and the groin are areas that people naturally protect. throat will stop someone pretty quickly but they might protect there a bit as well. the gut alone probs wont stop him but a good knee there puts them into a weakened position in which you can put them into further forms of punishment.

remember pressure points and kidneys. and above all else, there is no such thing as a fair fight.

Aces High · #16 2008-10-03, 19:35

My fighting style is to simply discourage the opponent from fighting back, as quickly as possible.

Which means, hit them in a weak area of the body, really really hard. Anybody can keep fighting after getting punched in the face, nobody can keep fighting after getting thier knee broken in sideways.

Most people go into fights thinking it's gonna be a fuckin boxing match, all concentrated on your face and your hands. If you circle, fake a punch, and aim a kick for the side of thier kneecap, the fight is going to end pretty quick.

Oh, and aim for the throat. It really really sucks to get punched in the fuckin throat.

You should totally try to beat both of them down. Because worst comes to worst, you guy your ass kicked by two guys. If you actually take down the brother, and then just fight the other kid, those kids are never going to fuck with you ever again.

shadowmartyr · #17 2008-10-03, 21:18

Kick one of the fuckers in the kneecap flat footed as hard as you can, if you do it right the little bitch will have a bone sticking through his skin, which will enable you to focus on the other one.

Lets be honest, fights aren't fair, I mean look - both of them are wanting to fight you, is that fair?

Knee kicks are an effective way to stop ANYONE, no matter how big they are.

NiGhT PrOwLeR · #18 2008-10-04, 05:40

kick him in the balls, and knee Knee KNEE like a motherfucker,

or if you know you're not gonna win, try to choke him out, dont let em break the hold, if he takes you to the floor, HOLD THE CHOKE

usually these pussy fights start off a verbal cock fight, while hes spitting "i fukd ur motha lst nite faggot!!11!!1!1oneoneone, strike him right in the thoat, or hit him in the ear, its gonna ring and be pretty distracting for him, then get in close and KNEEE KNEEE KNEEE

Valkyr · #19 2008-10-04, 06:17

Take his mother and sister hostage. Then make them fuck each other.

deadhero · #20 2008-10-04, 07:10

bring friends, bury the spam

suffokator · #21 2008-10-04, 07:33

I have been doing boxing for about 2 years now. A key detail is balance. Always keep your weight on your back foot and dont lean into your punches. If you dont have reach. Then keep moving around him. Also dont throw haymakers. Throw consistant jabs.

deadhero · #22 2008-10-04, 08:02

So OP - what happened? Damn NAs with no follow-up . . .

Last fight i was in they said bring 3 other people and they showed up with 8. Glad there was about 30 of us and everything was nice and tidy. Never trust the other side.

And boxing will not help you much in a streetfight. Good skill, but most "fist fights" are more grappling and ground scuffling . . .

LJ · #23 2008-10-04, 19:48

The reason street fights usually end up as grappling and ground fighting is cuz most of the time the people fighting are shitty strikers. Boxing will help a lot cuz it teaches you how to punch, which is something a lot of people can't do well.

klunckmonkey · #24 2008-10-04, 23:08

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Originally Posted by the G View Post

thats it... totse has gone to shit

What is all this stuff against attacking the groin?

If they throw the first punch, then everything is fair. Groin hits are ok for self defense.

CosmicZombie · #25 2008-10-04, 23:45

Listen to me and all things will be all right. What you do is bring a couple guys who are going to back you up if needed or let them jump in when you give them some sort of sine and just surprise them and beat the shit out off them, and also bring a box cutter knife or something that you can pull out if shit gets too crazy and ditch easy. If your fighting two guys at once don't let them pin you on the ground or else your done, focus on the guy you want to beat up the most and just work on him for as long as you can taking on two dudes is not easy cause you gonna have to split up the punch's your throwing between two guys which will not hurt them as fast, just stick with one guy cripple him fast take out the other

Toilet.Wand-XTreme · #26 2008-10-04, 23:53

didnt read the post.
sry.
Punch his/her throat.
Get him/her on the ground and curbstomp the little bitch.

******MOLTOV THE FUCKER!!!

DEADBEATDAD · #27 2008-10-05, 04:24

My philosophy is to bring a weapon, whether it be a concealed firearm or a stashed blade. I also bring a friend with me who also has a weapon of some sort.

Why fucking risk them bringing a weapon and you not having one?

There are not any rules in a street fight.

mr_whackamole · #28 2008-10-05, 04:36

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Originally Posted by klunckmonkey View Post

What is all this stuff against attacking the groin?

If they throw the first punch, then everything is fair. Groin hits are ok for self defense.

absolutely. if a fighter fails to protect his weaknesses, what should you do? take advantage of it!! if he doesn't block his face, send a punch straight into his nose. Does that make you a pussy because you took advantage of a weakness? NO

tell me.. why the fuck would you NOT kick an idiot in the nuts if he failed to protect them??

For fucks sake, if you ignore your opponent's weaknesses, you're the worst fighter on the planet!

fuckyew · #29 2008-10-05, 06:49

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Originally Posted by area51 View Post

bring a boxcutter. Shit hits the fan, flick it out and spin in a circle really fast..

lol! This!

Transparent · #30 2008-10-06, 02:33

Stash a knife up your ass. If you get into trouble bend over, drop your pants and pull that bitch out.

aeronwen · #31 2008-10-07, 12:36

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Originally Posted by ray pist View Post

that's way too sadistic. I don't even think i'd do that to my worst enemy

I'd prefer doing it to them, rather than having it done to me.

kevin_93 · #32 2008-10-07, 16:30

Bring some pepper spray, and at the start of the fight, spray it in the bigger guy's eyes. This will even it out.

struggling artist · #33 2008-10-07, 23:59

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Originally Posted by DEADBEATDAD View Post

I forgot to add, always go for the balls. Street fights have no rules, the only thing is you have to win.

Only some pussy ass california person who do some shit like that. Down here, if you hit a man in the balls in a fight, bystanders will start stomping you out. No one gets down like that, even in a street fight, atleast if you've finished puberty.