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DerDrache · #1 2008-10-02, 03:15

When I first had sex, I really wasn't that impressed. I got to try some cool positions, and for a few moments there I felt like I was a pornstar, but overall I just found it unimpressive and rather undignified.

Got a few BJs, and although it felt awesome, I distinctly remember being completely bored for the majority of the time. Kind of like when you're fapping but can't cum...but dragged on and on for 30 minutes. She was good too, I just was personally really bored. The 2nd time, I actually wrote down a note to remind myself that BJs overall didn't do much for me.

Had sex again, drunk, unimpressed.

Had sex again, sober, really unimpressed. I was so bored toward the end that I started thinking about food, TV, and an audiobook I had listened to the other night. The girl seemed to be into it, which is pretty good I suppose, but I could care less.

When I'm thinking about sex (ie. horny), it seems like the best thing in the world, but as soon as it gets going, I just feel absolutely nothing. The physical stimulation is meh (my hand is better), and emotional stimulation is nonexistent. I'm sexually aroused (love asses and tits), but beyond that...it's just boring.

So now I'm feeling lost. If sex doesn't do it for me, what's to come from relationships? As far as I can tell, I don't really find anyone interesting, so...if I pursued this girl that has a crush on me, for instance...I dunno, why bother? Anyone else got this problem?

john_deer · #2 2008-10-02, 03:31

Its the chase of getting the girl for some.

Also maybe you were really drunk and fucked a man/apple pie/palmela anderson/animal

Stinky Spic · #3 2008-10-02, 03:38

hahahahahahahahaa, can't say im surprised you're having this problem. Faggot.

TheComradical · #4 2008-10-02, 03:39

You're gay.

SomeLowLife · #5 2008-10-02, 03:42

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Originally Posted by DerDrache View Post

When I first had sex, I really wasn't that impressed. I got to try some cool positions, and for a few moments there I felt like I was a pornstar, but overall I just found it unimpressive and rather undignified.

Got a few BJs, and although it felt awesome, I distinctly remember being completely bored for the majority of the time. Kind of like when you're fapping but can't cum...but dragged on and on for 30 minutes. She was good too, I just was personally really bored. The 2nd time, I actually wrote down a note to remind myself that BJs overall didn't do much for me.

Had sex again, drunk, unimpressed.

Had sex again, sober, really unimpressed. I was so bored toward the end that I started thinking about food, TV, and an audiobook I had listened to the other night. The girl seemed to be into it, which is pretty good I suppose, but I could care less.

When I'm thinking about sex (ie. horny), it seems like the best thing in the world, but as soon as it gets going, I just feel absolutely nothing. The physical stimulation is meh (my hand is better), and emotional stimulation is nonexistent. I'm sexually aroused (love asses and tits), but beyond that...it's just boring.

So now I'm feeling lost. If sex doesn't do it for me, what's to come from relationships? As far as I can tell, I don't really find anyone interesting, so...if I pursued this girl that has a crush on me, for instance...I dunno, why bother? Anyone else got this problem?

You either need to stop fucking fat inept bitches or come to terms with your homosexuality. I mean really, a black guy who doesn't like sex. This is absurd, just grab a cock and stop fighting it.

Stinky Spic · #6 2008-10-02, 03:53

black? isnt he a sand nigger?

e: nvm i am mistaken

JoePedo · #7 2008-10-02, 03:53

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Originally Posted by Stinky Spic View Post

hahahahahahahahaa, can't say im surprised you're having this problem. Faggot.

To my surprise... this. And every other post so far, since it's unanimous...

Congratulations, your cognitive dissonance regarding your sexuality has resulted in your inappropriate behavior and your sexual dissatisfaction, blah blah, come out of the fucking closet and cope with the fact that you're a fucking faggot already.

If sex with wymmyn doesn't do it for you, "heterosexual man" is not something you can call yourself.

DerDrache · #8 2008-10-02, 03:56

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Originally Posted by JoePedo View Post

To my surprise... this. And every other post so far, since it's unanimous...

Congratulations, your cognitive dissonance regarding your sexuality has resulted in your inappropriate behavior and your sexual dissatisfaction, blah blah, come out of the fucking closet and cope with the fact that you're a fucking faggot already.

If sex with wymmyn doesn't do it for you, "heterosexual man" is not something you can call yourself.

Being bored during heterosexual sex doesn't mean I like non-heterosexual sex. It doesn't surprise me that I have to explain this to you: pedoes, after all, have incompletely developed brains.

KikoSanchez · #9 2008-10-02, 04:17

1) Is this with a condom? If so, this is probably why. Condoms suck. Only used one once or twice, never again! That's why it's worth it to be in a long-term relationship with a good, CLEAN, fuck that is on the pill.

2) If you're not using a condom and still don't enjoy it...smoke a joint and try, it's so fucking fun.

If neither of these work, try the ultimate combo:

No condom + joint + warming jel. AHHH the memories!

StarWarsNerd · #10 2008-10-02, 04:29

maybe you're asexual?
in all seriousness, I'm baffled.