totse.com | How to change my sex life I need Ideas

CosmicZombie · #1 2008-10-02, 02:14

Now you guys are gonna read this and call me gay. I know you and I would expect nothing less from Totse, But the fact of the matter is I don't go out looking for women like I don't go out to bars or drink allot I usually hang out in my friends garage work on cars and get high that's pretty much all I do.
I get cravings just like any other man but usually I just jerk off, but I'm tired off that and I haven't had sex in the longest time so I would like you guys to give me some pointers and ideas on how to change I cant really go to bars cause none of my friends do and I don't wanna go to a bar alone and I don't know any girls so ya I'm pretty much in the worst situation lol

KikoSanchez · #2 2008-10-02, 02:24

Go to google.com
Type in "Asian massage parlor" + name of closest city
Gather ~$150
Have a drink or two
Go and get hj or full-on wookie time, depending on the exact establishment

I've never actually done it, but heard a lot of good reviews. If the lady they try to set you up with is old, just leave.

SomeLowLife · #3 2008-10-02, 03:08

Draw sexy womanly faces on your hands. Give them individual names. Your in.

JoePedo · #4 2008-10-02, 07:04

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Originally Posted by SomeLowLife View Post

Draw sexy womanly faces on your hands.

I bow to you, sir... +1

fined_mind · #5 2008-10-02, 09:32

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Originally Posted by CosmicZombie View Post

the fact of the matter is I don't go out looking for women like I don't go out to bars or drink allot I usually hang out in my friends garage work on cars and get high that's pretty much all I do.

find new friends. do the exact opposite of above.

surprise buttsecks · #6 2008-10-02, 10:07

You could go to Vietnam like Gary Glitter did.

BluryVision · #7 2008-10-02, 11:00

People at bars are really friendly around 11pm when everyone is wasted. Just sit at the bar and talk to people, and drink beer.

Agent 008 · #8 2008-10-02, 11:15

Make it a target to flirt with 10 random girls every day for the next 10 days. It doesn't matter if they're shop assistants, strangers or whatever. Just do it.

This alone will give you a 100 different experiences with different women.

The benefits of that are:

1). You will greatly improve your pickup skills.
2). You will increase your confidence approaching random girls.
3). According to Jackketch, something around 3 out of 100 women you meet will want to have sex with you, - and that's if you have nothing at all going for you. So in those 10 days you may find yourself getting laid 3 times. But it doesn't matter, since that is not your objective.

Forget bars if that's not the past-time you like. Do whatever you like, just make sure there are girls around.

fatkitty420 · #9 2008-10-02, 13:05

Go to college.

Feds In Town · #10 2008-10-03, 01:09

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Originally Posted by Agent 008 View Post

Make it a target to flirt with 10 random girls every day for the next 10 days. It doesn't matter if they're shop assistants, strangers or whatever. Just do it.

This alone will give you a 100 different experiences with different women.

The benefits of that are:

1). You will greatly improve your pickup skills.
2). You will increase your confidence approaching random girls.
3). According to Jackketch, something around 3 out of 100 women you meet will want to have sex with you, - and that's if you have nothing at all going for you. So in those 10 days you may find yourself getting laid 3 times. But it doesn't matter, since that is not your objective.

Forget bars if that's not the past-time you like. Do whatever you like, just make sure there are girls around.

1.) Maybe you'll learn what not to do.
2.) Probably not.. do you know how people react when strangers approach them? well unless they're attractive, but guess what. OP isn't. i'm not being a dick. it's just he'd never be making this thread.
3.) Just not true.