OK....

When i graduated 8th grade or whatever you want to call it I had a whole summer to myself. I decided that I was going to go up to New Jersey for a month to see my beloved mother. When I got there she informed me that my brother Justin and I would be traveling to California to visit me grandpa Bob. I was curious because I had only seen my grandpa Bob twice before in my life, but I had talked to him on the phone and he seemed like a cool guy.

So me and my brother went to JFK airport and flew Jet Blue but we sat at opposite ends of the plane, we arrived in cali on a nice warm July afternoon. Traffic was brutal, tons of interesting cars on the 8 lane highway going to his house. A couple of days into the trip we decided to venture south to Newport Beach to go to a Hooters. Very hot chicks there, we got our food, even had pics taken. I had a boner, It was awesome.

Well, we got in the car then grandpa Bob said guess what guys? we said "what?" He said, "we are going to Tijuana" and i was like ok whatever this is the first time i ever heard of such a place.

We get there only to find drug dealers pushing cocaine and other substances to us, Taxis offering us rides, little mexican girls following us around asking us for money. We were royalty. We got into all of the bars, I was only 14 at one bar and a cop was sitting outside but they let us in anyways.. I was very confused.

This bar turned out to be a tittie bar full of ugly ass strippers. Well, in the distance I saw a very hot latina girl getting ready to go on stage or whatever, this was the first time i ever went to a strip club. My grandpa asked me if i had to get a lap dance with any girl...."who would it be?" i immediately pointed to the girl behind stage. He gave me 20 dollars, called a guy over and talked to him. Next thing you know he is telling me to give the 20 dollars to this girl. I am following her to a room and we get in there.

I give her the money and she tells me her name, which i still can't remember. She gives me one hell of a dance and she gets my 14 y/o cock raging and hard, then she sticks her titties in my mouth. I was in heaven. Next thing you know...she tells me to stand up. I do.

She then says "unzip your pants." so i figure i just scored bigtime, i unzip my pants and let my dick hang out and sit back down. She then procedes to give me dome (head). It was ecstacy. I came twice. I don't know how but it was awesome. she then finished and pulled down her panties, I looked at her and said "im done" then i got up and walked back toward my grandpa.

We then left the place shortly after. I told my brother "dude, she gave me a hummer" and he told grandpa, they both cracked up.....then i noticed that there was lipstick all over my shorts. So granpa bought me new shorts so grandma wouldn't notice.

It was epic. I decided to get tested 2 years later, and everything was good. so there is the tale of my first experience getting dome (head).

For some reason I read that whole thing. It is not worth it in the slightest.

Pointless on several different levels.

A caveat for my fellow totseans.

tl;dr: HE cant get dome (head)

fuck you nigger, the sad thing is it is very on point and sadly it did happen.

i got dome (head) when i was 14 and it only cost me 20$

what about you?

I can get it, i've gotten it from 7 different girls since. a few of them more than 50 times. biiiaaaatch!

Your mother was very generous and decided to give the money back.

She's a good woman, albeit a bit hairy.

clever, it took you long enough...

I was exploring other forums. I apologize if you wanted me to insinuate I slept with your mother in a more timely manner.

How rude of me.

there are a couple of things wrong with your thread.

1) YOUR GRANDPA PAID FOR AND ARRANGED YOUR HEADJOB WITH A MEXICAN CRACK-WHORE.
2)you decided to get tested two years later (long enough for you?)
3) She pulled down her panties and you just left. idiot.

And OP is a noob.