So I was buying weed off this teenager that lives on my street. He tells me this old retired dude down the street got himself one of those real dolls. You know, the human replica sex dolls. I have always wanted one but couldn't come up with the six grand. All I know is that I want it, I want that one, but I am not quite sure how to go about it. Any ideas?

give the old man some dome (head).

So you want the same doll that an old man sticks his dick in? I admit it might be kinda nice when your lonely at night, but if you ask me that gross as hell. Plus I hear those things are very heavy so have fun toting that down the block.

This all the way.

God damn you I wasn't expecting that in this forum. Almost choked to death...

Get a girlfriend.

Or a hooker, even.

I had high hopes for this thread.

What ever happened to the time people use you use their hand when they wanted a quick fix.

I'd say steal it.

Erm old retired man...

Used sex doll.

Lol.


C4.