I was on my way to the bus station for work, beacuse i got banned for drink driving.

It was the earliest bus at 6.35, i just hop on, throw some change at the driver. and mosey on to the back of the bus.

noticing that the bus is completly empty, i consider mugging the driver, for the days taking. after 5 minutes of fondleing my switch blade, and planning my escape route, I realise that there is no days taking, and start to laugh manicly.

Thats when a car cuts up the bus causing it to swerve and mount the kerb, and I see this little pink sausage roll onto my shoe...

I look closer and shout 'what the fuck!!' I am just staring at this finger thinking shit shit shit shit, when the bus stops.

Time to jump off the bus and head for work, Looking at the finger, i reach down and pocket it before the people climbing on notice.

After 4 hours work, and 5 beers at home, I decided to let the fate of the finger lie on TOTSE.

So totse what should i do with it?

Eat it and gain it's strength.

Come on. Post pics or fake.

This.
Also, why the fuck would you pick up a finger that you found on the bus?

Even with pic, fake.

He was hungry

was it a chicken finger?

Dry it up and then grind it into a powder and mix it with some weed and then proceed to smoke it and see if you get any magical powers from it

lol

What places would you consider not weird?

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Grind up the bones and smoke them to gain wisdom.