totse.com | There is one Major Problem with drinking Patron.....

Menos El Oso · #1 2008-09-29, 03:43

my decisions, and mornings after are fucking piss poor. For example last night i decided to drink a fucking shit load of patron shots at my friends going away party. I end up throwing my shirt in the fire running around and falling on my ass. I get a ride home from my friend around 1:30, after drinking the whole bottle i get in my car and drive to another party. Sometime between this point and the point i got home I ended up twisting my ankle, and possibly rupturing my Achilles Tendon.

Another time I drank a shit load of Patron and ended up running around town stealing street signs by literally ripping the poles straight out of the ground. I'm not really sure how I didn't get arrested but I am lucky

The Final problem with indulging in Patron is the females. I always seem to end up bagging a fattie under these conditions

So moral of the story kids, watch out for Patron.

merciless mercenary · #2 2008-09-29, 03:46

rappers talk about it so it must be ballin'

Menos El Oso · #3 2008-09-29, 03:48

rappers talk about it because they're black..... and like to talk

I drink patron because it tastes about 100 times better than Jose Cuervo and i fucking love tequila, patron and cabo wabo happen to to be the best

jjantzen13 · #4 2008-09-29, 03:58

I drink Patron to get drunk. No other reason. Problem is I gotta be buzzin' first because I can't stand the taste of tequila.

alexander224 · #5 2008-09-29, 04:05

I got drunk last night. I drank beer though.

Menos El Oso · #6 2008-09-29, 04:09

beer is usually good, i've been drinking sam adams octoberfest

alexander224 · #7 2008-09-29, 04:13

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beer is usually good, i've been drinking sam adams octoberfest

Its september

jjantzen13 · #8 2008-09-29, 04:17

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Its september

So???

Menos El Oso · #9 2008-09-29, 04:39

Octoberfest is celebrated in September in Munich don't be such a beer noob.

from wikipedia

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The Oktoberfest is a sixteen-day festival held each year in Munich, Bavaria, Germany during late September (and running to early October). It is one of the most famous events in the city and the world's largest fair, with some six million people attending every year, and is an important part of Bavarian culture. Other cities across the world also hold Oktoberfest celebrations, modeled after the Munich event.
Oktoberfestbiers are the beers that have been served at the event in Munich since 1818, and are supplied by 6 breweries known as the Big Six: Spaten, Löwenbräu, Augustiner, Hofbräu, Paulaner and Hacker-Pschorr.[1] Traditionally Oktoberfestbiers were the lagers of around 5.5 to 6% abv called Märzen - brewed in March and allowed to ferment slowly during the summer months.[2] Originally these would have been dark lagers, but from 1872 a strong March brewed version of an amber-red Vienna lager made by Josef Sedlmayr became the favourite Oktoberfestbier.
Since the 1970s the type of beer served at the festival has been a pale lager between 5 and 6% abv, and the terms Oktoberfest and Märzen are used by non-Oktoberfest brewers in Germany and the USA to market pale lagers of this strength.[3

SomeLowLife · #10 2008-09-29, 04:43

Every time I drink tequila something happens.

It's rarely good, but always amusing.

Menos El Oso · #11 2008-09-29, 04:54

I'm just hoping that i didn't tear that tendon, I do not like the thought of surgery. I have to go to the clinic in the morning and get an x ray and an MRI, I am gonna miss class, and don't know how im going to drive there since i can't really move my foot.

SomeLowLife · #12 2008-09-29, 05:04

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Originally Posted by Menos El Oso View Post

I'm just hoping that i didn't tear that tendon, I do not like the thought of surgery. I have to go to the clinic in the morning and get an x ray and an MRI, I am gonna miss class, and don't know how im going to drive there since i can't really move my foot.

You know how you can solve that problem?

More tequila.

SkaterRaider · #13 2008-09-29, 06:23

Tequila always leads to bagging fatties. But honestly, as long as they're just chubby, and still kinda cute, who cares? Pussy is pussy, amirite?