Last night I was propositioned by three different fat chicks for sex. Now naturally I turned them down. I'm not saying I'm going to consider them in the future, but a thought occurred to me:

I am curious about the actual physical logistics of nailing a really fat chick. Since this is Totse, I can only assume this is probably the best place on the internet to find gentlemen with this kind of experience.

It seems like their big, flabby legs and gut spilling out over their junk would really make it hard to put it to them. Am I wrong? I mean, one of these chicks had a pretty face but her legs were the size of my torso. How the hell does a guy honestly get in there and hit that? Physically speaking. Isn't there too much fat in the way to get the job done? Are you supposed to push the rolls out of the way or what?

Unfortunately, no, this isn't a troll thread. I am being serious about this. Nobody likes to admit it, but hey, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And sometimes she's a porker.

Just get them to give you dome (head).

Winnar. Yeah, just let them put that little sausage between their cheeks and suck on it a little.

Practice, you fool!

Goddammit! I was fucking wasted and for some reason I didn't think of getting dome (head) from them. Sounds like a good plan for next time though.

What if I want to dip my weiner into the crisco bucket though? I'm not sure my dick will even reach that far.

Practice on your dead dog.

Roll them in flour and fuck the damp patch.

your disgusting dude, if they're so fat that you'd have to lift their gut to get to their junk than that's too fat and u shouldn't bang her, listen to the guy who said you should just get head from them

yea its one thing to get head from a fat chick, but dont fuck one
chubby chicks are ok tho :]

Good thinking, but they'd have loads of sweat patches too. You might end up fucking her armpit. The again, fucking her armpit might be better.