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| Green Planet Environmental issues. The ozone hole. Tree hugging for fun and profit. Toxins in the air, water, and soil. Biotechnological foodstuffs. |
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#1
 2008-09-28, 03:37
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International Hanky Movement
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!
Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!
Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...
Help join the fight on Kleenex.
You can make a difference.
My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.
Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.
Blow hard! 
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#2
 2008-09-28, 09:53
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Mantikore 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
but i cant get cum stains out of a hanky
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#3
 2008-09-28, 16:30
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Re: International Hanky Movement
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Originally Posted by Mantikore
but i cant get cum stains out of a hanky
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I will personally send you another. 
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#4
 2008-10-05, 16:16
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Snort it and spit it out...
Or wipe your nose on your sleeve, or better yet someone elses...lulz.
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#5
 2008-10-06, 02:23
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Re: International Hanky Movement
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Originally Posted by Trousersnake
Snort it and spit it out...
Or wipe your nose on your sleeve, or better yet someone elses...lulz.
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Praise the Lawd! We have another witness! You are a true believe god bless you and may your children live in a clean hanky filled world.
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#6
 2008-10-06, 14:14
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Canberra Australia
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Praise the Lawd!
How lewd.
Also I would be interested to know the environmental benefit analysis with these two challenger. I can think of the following matters..
Tissues are a 'waste' of resources as they are disposable. However as the tree grew to produce the fiber it was absorbing CO2 and possibily desalinating ground water.
Hankies should be made of a durable and natural fabric. And should not be washed with nasty detergents but rather hand washed in rain water which you put on your garden afterwards.
Who knows maybe plants like snot =/
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#7
 2008-10-09, 02:57
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Re: International Hanky Movement
How lewd.
Also I would be interested to know the environmental benefit analysis with these two challenger. I can think of the following matters..
Tissues are a 'waste' of resources as they are disposable. However as the tree grew to produce the fiber it was absorbing CO2 and possibily desalinating ground water.
Hankies should be made of a durable and natural fabric. And should not be washed with nasty detergents but rather hand washed in rain water which you put on your garden afterwards.
Who knows maybe plants like snot =/
That is an amazing idea! We defiantly need more activists like you! I got arrested for a few days for being to violent at a Hanky Movement Protest in DC so sorry I couldn't respond sooner.
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#8
 2008-10-10, 01:32
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Nagasaki Nightmare 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
fuck that just pick your nose
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#9
 2008-10-16, 13:43
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Suck my dick a tissue takes 6000 years to decompose - bury that shit in your garden and try to dig it up 6 months later, it wont be there.
I blow my nose chinese style anyway, all over the street.
"Dont panic its organic!" so its not like im littering, just creating a biohazard.
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#10
 2008-10-21, 23:43
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ObsdianZ 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Yes, carrying a bacteria soaked piece of cloth and wiping it all over my mouth and face is best way to recover from illness.
*ObZ
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#11
 2008-10-22, 00:01
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Runaway_Stapler 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Stick your nose in a running vacuum [use just the tube, the powerhead isn't as effective], close your mouth, and blow. That will clear out your sinuses for quite a while, with no paper wasted. Feels kinda tingly after though.
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#12
 2008-10-22, 01:41
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Use a dutch napkin.
It's where you plug one nostril and blow.
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#13
 2008-10-28, 03:27
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Grow a bushy mustache and just exhale really hard onto that, it'll trap all the snot in your stache and you can either leave it as a decoration or shampoo and condition it out later (yes, I shampoo and condition my stache)
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#14
 2008-11-01, 00:14
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Re: International Hanky Movement
Bushman's blow ftw.
Blowing you nose like normal, but without a tissue or hanky, and wiping it on your dusty jeans. (or you could wash your hand, but that would waste precious water)
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#15
 2008-11-03, 07:14
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Ed Lister 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
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Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!
Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!
Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...
Help join the fight on Kleenex.
You can make a difference.
My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.
Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.
Blow hard! 
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I find your daily spending figure of "4 zillion dollars" on Kleenex in America alone very hard to believe. Source?
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#16
 2008-11-04, 06:09
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Springfield, Ohio
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Re: International Hanky Movement
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Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!
Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!
Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...
Help join the fight on Kleenex.
You can make a difference.
My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.
Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.
Blow hard! 
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I always carry a 'hanky'. Guess I'm just old fashioned.
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#17
 2008-11-07, 04:31
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Re: International Hanky Movement
I find your daily spending figure of "4 zillion dollars" on Kleenex in America alone very hard to believe. Source?
www.nationsdebtinKleenexboogers.com/hankysftw
(or you could wash your hand, but that would waste precious water)
Glad to see that some people still care about our environment.
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#18
 2008-11-16, 08:17
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enjoyur1life 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
put your head upside down a running faucet
snot rocket
and pick your nose
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#19
 2008-11-17, 02:25
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Re: International Hanky Movement
step1. place kleenex on lawn
step2.rain
step3. Its gone
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#20
 2008-11-17, 02:34
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Fucking Bikini Bottom.
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Re: International Hanky Movement
are you serious....
who gives....?
all i know is that when my nose is Burning because of a knarley cold...
i FRIGGIN LOVE those extremely soft kleenex
they are quite soothing..
so shove it...
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#21
 2008-11-17, 02:34
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Fucking Bikini Bottom.
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Re: International Hanky Movement
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Originally Posted by Smelly Button Ears
step1. place kleenex on lawn
step2.rain
step3. Its gone
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friggin brilliant
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#22
 2008-11-20, 03:34
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Re: International Hanky Movement
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6hzaf9
Made me lol.
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#23
 2008-11-24, 17:58
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TruthWielder 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
There are SERIOUSLY more pernicious things to make a website about.
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#24
 2008-12-01, 17:01
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illuminatikiller 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
hanky = gross
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#25
 2008-12-28, 05:19
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Re: International Hanky Movement
hanky = gross
Saving our planet one snot nose rag at a time is NOT gross. 
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#26
 2008-12-29, 05:42
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StoopidN00b 
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Re: International Hanky Movement
This is whats going to make a change. Not everyone had the $ to put up solar pannels and instal low flow tolites...Little things like this and switching CFL and other easy things which require hardly any effort.....those are the things that will make a difference. Somone should do some research and see.
Tissues and their impact in landfills and Hankys and the water.
Which is more affordable/eco friendly?
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#27
 2009-01-16, 00:49
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Re: International Hanky Movement
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Originally Posted by StoopidN00b
This is whats going to make a change. Not everyone had the $ to put up solar pannels and instal low flow tolites...Little things like this and switching CFL and other easy things which require hardly any effort.....those are the things that will make a difference. Somone should do some research and see.
Tissues and their impact in landfills and Hankys and the water.
Which is more affordable/eco friendly?
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Now were talkin! I say who needs to wash the hankeys anyway! I mean I don't even use water to brush my teeth. And baths in the summer in Lake Erie are nice.
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