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Green Planet Environmental issues. The ozone hole. Tree hugging for fun and profit. Toxins in the air, water, and soil. Biotechnological foodstuffs.

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 #1 
Old 2008-09-28, 03:37
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Default International Hanky Movement

Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!

Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!

Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...

Help join the fight on Kleenex.

You can make a difference.

My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.

Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.

Blow hard! Cool
 #2 
Old 2008-09-28, 09:53
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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but i cant get cum stains out of a hanky
 #3 
Old 2008-09-28, 16:30
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Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mantikore
but i cant get cum stains out of a hanky


I will personally send you another. Cool
 #4 
Old 2008-10-05, 16:16
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Canberra Australia
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Snort it and spit it out...

Or wipe your nose on your sleeve, or better yet someone elses...lulz.
 #5 
Old 2008-10-06, 02:23
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Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trousersnake
Snort it and spit it out...

Or wipe your nose on your sleeve, or better yet someone elses...lulz.


Praise the Lawd! We have another witness! You are a true believe god bless you and may your children live in a clean hanky filled world.
 #6 
Old 2008-10-06, 14:14
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Canberra Australia
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Praise the Lawd!

How lewd.


Also I would be interested to know the environmental benefit analysis with these two challenger. I can think of the following matters..

Tissues are a 'waste' of resources as they are disposable. However as the tree grew to produce the fiber it was absorbing CO2 and possibily desalinating ground water.

Hankies should be made of a durable and natural fabric. And should not be washed with nasty detergents but rather hand washed in rain water which you put on your garden afterwards.


Who knows maybe plants like snot =/
 #7 
Old 2008-10-09, 02:57
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Ohio
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How lewd.


Also I would be interested to know the environmental benefit analysis with these two challenger. I can think of the following matters..

Tissues are a 'waste' of resources as they are disposable. However as the tree grew to produce the fiber it was absorbing CO2 and possibily desalinating ground water.

Hankies should be made of a durable and natural fabric. And should not be washed with nasty detergents but rather hand washed in rain water which you put on your garden afterwards.


Who knows maybe plants like snot =/

That is an amazing idea! We defiantly need more activists like you! I got arrested for a few days for being to violent at a Hanky Movement Protest in DC so sorry I couldn't respond sooner.
 #8 
Old 2008-10-10, 01:32
Nagasaki Nightmare Nagasaki Nightmare is offline
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fuck that just pick your nose
 #9 
Old 2008-10-16, 13:43
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sydney Australia
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Suck my dick a tissue takes 6000 years to decompose - bury that shit in your garden and try to dig it up 6 months later, it wont be there.

I blow my nose chinese style anyway, all over the street.

"Dont panic its organic!" so its not like im littering, just creating a biohazard.
 #10 
Old 2008-10-21, 23:43
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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Yes, carrying a bacteria soaked piece of cloth and wiping it all over my mouth and face is best way to recover from illness.

*ObZ
 #11 
Old 2008-10-22, 00:01
Runaway_Stapler Runaway_Stapler is offline
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Stick your nose in a running vacuum [use just the tube, the powerhead isn't as effective], close your mouth, and blow. That will clear out your sinuses for quite a while, with no paper wasted. Feels kinda tingly after though.
 #12 
Old 2008-10-22, 01:41
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Yami no tensai
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Use a dutch napkin.

It's where you plug one nostril and blow.
 #13 
Old 2008-10-28, 03:27
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Land of Bong
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Grow a bushy mustache and just exhale really hard onto that, it'll trap all the snot in your stache and you can either leave it as a decoration or shampoo and condition it out later (yes, I shampoo and condition my stache)
 #14 
Old 2008-11-01, 00:14
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Bushman's blow ftw.

Blowing you nose like normal, but without a tissue or hanky, and wiping it on your dusty jeans. (or you could wash your hand, but that would waste precious water)
 #15 
Old 2008-11-03, 07:14
Ed Lister Ed Lister is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!

Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!

Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...

Help join the fight on Kleenex.

You can make a difference.

My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.

Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.

Blow hard! Cool


I find your daily spending figure of "4 zillion dollars" on Kleenex in America alone very hard to believe. Source?
 #16 
Old 2008-11-04, 06:09
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Springfield, Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin
Everyday billions of people blow there nose with Kleenex.
And do you know what happens to that Kleenex.
It goes in the trash.
You know what happens after that..IT SITS IN A DUMP AND TAKE 6000 YEARS TO DECOMPOSE!

Stop using Kleenex and go to hanky's! There cheaper in the long run, and can even be customized!

Each day America alone spends 4 zillion dollars on Kleenex...

Help join the fight on Kleenex.

You can make a difference.

My website is currently under construction so i can't send you the link. But! If you say "i support" or something letting me know you understand this state of emergency, I will put your name down on our petition that i will be giving to the president.

Peace and love to my fellow Totseans.

Blow hard! Cool


I always carry a 'hanky'. Guess I'm just old fashioned.
 #17 
Old 2008-11-07, 04:31
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Ohio
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I find your daily spending figure of "4 zillion dollars" on Kleenex in America alone very hard to believe. Source?



www.nationsdebtinKleenexboogers.com/hankysftw


(or you could wash your hand, but that would waste precious water)

Glad to see that some people still care about our environment.
 #18 
Old 2008-11-16, 08:17
enjoyur1life enjoyur1life is offline
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put your head upside down a running faucet

snot rocket

and pick your nose
 #19 
Old 2008-11-17, 02:25
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dioudngin
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step1. place kleenex on lawn
step2.rain
step3. Its gone
 #20 
Old 2008-11-17, 02:34
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Fucking Bikini Bottom.
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are you serious....
who gives....?
all i know is that when my nose is Burning because of a knarley cold...
i FRIGGIN LOVE those extremely soft kleenex
they are quite soothing..
so shove it...
 #21 
Old 2008-11-17, 02:34
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Fucking Bikini Bottom.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smelly Button Ears
step1. place kleenex on lawn
step2.rain
step3. Its gone


friggin brilliant
 #22 
Old 2008-11-20, 03:34
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Australia
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http://preview.tinyurl.com/6hzaf9

Made me lol.
 #23 
Old 2008-11-24, 17:58
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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There are SERIOUSLY more pernicious things to make a website about.
 #24 
Old 2008-12-01, 17:01
illuminatikiller illuminatikiller is offline
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hanky = gross
 #25 
Old 2008-12-28, 05:19
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Ohio
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hanky = gross

Saving our planet one snot nose rag at a time is NOT gross.Mad
 #26 
Old 2008-12-29, 05:42
StoopidN00b StoopidN00b is offline
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This is whats going to make a change. Not everyone had the $ to put up solar pannels and instal low flow tolites...Little things like this and switching CFL and other easy things which require hardly any effort.....those are the things that will make a difference. Somone should do some research and see.

Tissues and their impact in landfills and Hankys and the water.


Which is more affordable/eco friendly?
 #27 
Old 2009-01-16, 00:49
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Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StoopidN00b
This is whats going to make a change. Not everyone had the $ to put up solar pannels and instal low flow tolites...Little things like this and switching CFL and other easy things which require hardly any effort.....those are the things that will make a difference. Somone should do some research and see.

Tissues and their impact in landfills and Hankys and the water.


Which is more affordable/eco friendly?



Now were talkin! I say who needs to wash the hankeys anyway! I mean I don't even use water to brush my teeth. And baths in the summer in Lake Erie are nice.
 
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