So I've been dating this girl for like three and a half years... and now I'm feeling like I need to move on. That sounds selfish, but I have this overpowering sense of boredom with her sometimes. She lives like thirteen hours away right now and I could be getting so much tail, but instead I continue on with this relationship.

Normally, you would think "well if you're not diggin it, give it up", but I have too much respect for her and she really loves me and I feel I can't just desert her after this long.

There are also times when I remember why I'm dating her and it's those times that keep me with her. Then there are the times when I can't wait to get away from her/ignore her calls, shit like that.

On top of that, I'm kind of an asshole. I do things just to piss her off sometimes, and she's probably the nicest girl in the world. Sometimes I think it would be better for me to just let her find someone else that would make her happy, which she could do in a heartbeat because she is beautiful.

I have been known to bore easily and I'm not sure if I should wait it out and see what happens, or just cut it off and make myself happier.

I also plan on travelling soon and getting laid many times in the process, so that may be the time to tell her what's up.

I'm assuming you're all going to say the whole "love the one you got" thing, but this sense of boredom that I experience with her is so fucking overpowering it's hard to ignore.

Thoughts?

Leave now. Don't fuck around. Go on with your life, and she will go on with hers.

Well it's not that easy.. we have a picture up on the wall for fuck sakes!!!


Seriously though, if it was that easy, it would have been done by now. Like I said, I can't just high tail it out of there. We've been together for almost four years...


I was thinking more along the lines of some half-baked scheme that would get me out of my dilemma, pain free.

Provide me with this, now.

Sounds like you both got something positive out of it, however a lot of people have trouble realizing when something is over and accepting that. Don't prolong the inevitable.

She lives thirteen hours away? Come on man. Long distance relationships rarely work, you both have physical needs that a telephone call can't provide.

Having a great past with someone doesn't necessarily mean it will be a great future. Explain the situation and end it respectively. It's usually best to leave things like this on a good note. That's my 2cents anyway.

Or you can attempt to fake your death which I'm sure will lead to highly comical misadventures.

Tell her you have aids. Then say because you can no longer have a physical relationship with her, there is no reason for you to stick around.

Why? In another four years you will look back on this relationship and realize you should have gotten out much earlier. She will be fine, and so will you. If you had both been older, you wouldn't have let it go on so long. The easiest way to do this is to leave. Feed her some "finding myself" bullshit if you have to, and go travel. Live your goddamn life.

Pretend to be your parent when you talk to her next. Inform her how your son (you) died in a car accident on ___day. Also, have shit all over your facebook, people crying and shit. Maybe you could get some money out of it too, to help your grieving family.

Actually, you know what, this is basically what I am thinking.

And the going to travel to "find myself" thing isn't even bullshit, it's something that I legitimately know I need to do, for that exact reason.

I have an overwhelming urge to get up and go travel the world with friends, without her. She's in school for 4 years anyways, so yes, this day will have to come.

I just dunno when... and until then, I'm just going to ride it out cause it's not like it's really bad, we get along fine... and the sex is sweet.

You win the prize of positive feedback!

Oh, you should've mentioned that before. I guess you're pretty much tied down for life then.

Just tell her how you feel you tool.

Including all the stuff about fucking other girls. This will make it easier for her to understand as she too is a girl and being fucked by you. Make sure you explicitly outline that you're breaking up with her because she's boring and you want to root other girls. It will help her to understand your dilemma, and she'll be much more sympathetic to your cause.

But hey, if she's really that good she'll be fine alone, or she'll find someone better than you within a day or two. As long as you haven't promised yourself to her forever and all eternity, she'd probably have some idea that the relationship will have to end sometime.

Has she given you dome (head) yet?