I once got a BJ in a cemetery.

yours?

I walked around town with a stark erection.

True story.

bj in cemetary? laid on a gravestone you mean

But anyways...what felt most epic

Sex in a train coupe

Girl, i don't think anybody heared us or they would have walked by
me, Nobody walked by cause they didn't dear to since they could easily hear you in the next car
girl, you serious... was i that loud...ohw...


made my day


ohw, that or the time on a bridge, in day light, cars passin behind us, and wavin at the boats passin under us.... stupid but fun

Sex in the back of hippy bus while very wasted (yeah.. other people were in the vehicle. i think it's called "too drunk to care")...Needless to say I am now dating the guy.

I once had sex with a paraplegic in a tree. No shit. Okay, okay that's a lie.



However in reality, which I think where this question is based, was in a hotel room in San Francisco. Me and my friend had met two girls from Washington and proceeded to bone the hell out of them in that tiny one room. It was a funny feeling, I'm pumping away, I look slightly to my right and see my buddy doing his thing, we both nodded and laughed.

Oh, ecstasy.

You too?

So did I. In the middle of the day.

idk whats better, middle of the day or at 3 in the morning.

On Halloween.

I fucked my girlfriend in a bathroom in some rich kids house in the middle of a party...

Uhh lets see

Went to see a friend in Lancaster who was at the uni (one of two universities as it turns out - this is important for later). Parked up the car in a remote corner of one of the campus car parks (didn't have a ticket) got drunk, went clubbing etc. Most of us were in fancy dress (I wasn't because I didn't know about it until I got there)

Pulled a girl who went to the uni there. Note that we were both so drunk we could barely walk.

Get a cab all the way to the uni, get out, pay, cab drives off then she says 'fuck, we're at the wrong uni'. Neither of us have any money for another cab, not that anyone would pick us up anyway. Luckily it's the uni where my friend goes. Tried to get into my mates block so we could at least sleep in the kitchen or something, but you need to know the key code to get in.

So we decide to kip in my car (small, 1981 Datsun Cherry). Tried to have semi-naked sex, obviously too drunk for it to go well, fell asleep under a blanket.

I woke up at about 6am with an absolute bursting pain in my bladder, I felt like I was going to die if I didn't piss in the next five seconds. I tried my hardest to get out of the car but ended up pissing myself and absolutely soaking my jeans and my shirt just as I got out the door - the girl was still comatosed in the back seat mind. So I'm standing in a deserted car park at 6am with a bloody awful hangover, soaked in piss and with a girl asleep in my car. I sat there for about fifteen minutes wondering what on earth to do, then I remembered that I had come straight from work so I still had my blue overalls in the boot. So I put them on, leave the piss-soaked clothes in a plastic bag in the boot and go back to sleep in the car. Woke up a couple of hours later, got something to eat and then went back to the car, the girl was awake and very thankful to see me because she didn't remember how she got there.

So like a gentleman I offer her a lift home, on the way she asks why I'm in overalls - in a stroke of genius I remember it was fancy dress and point to the aviator sunglasses and fake moustache in the centre console and explained that I came as a gay plumber.

Oh and once I had sex in a toilet at a party and when we came out, there was a circle of people standing around the door and they started clapping.