Maybe my dick is too think, (It is pretty wide). But honestly blow jobs suck. I dont know but i can never allow myself to relax enough to enjoy one. Not to mention the girls ive been with never LET me enjoy one. Their definition is going down there for 5 min, and calling it quits. Complaining their jaw hurts.

Not to mention its like sticking my dick in a meat grinder. Its one of the least pleasurable aspects of sex.

What is it with all of these girls calling it quits after five minutes? One should feel privileged to be trusted with a man's most sensitive tool.

You don't hate blowjobs; you hate bad blow jobs. If you'd ever had a blowjob, you'd like it plenty.

How dare you, sir. There are some things you joke about but not this, blowjobs are sacred. Stop going out with girls who have amateur blowing skills. You need to find someone who can suck a golfball through a garden hose, and then you will have reached nirvana.

amen!:d

i would take dome (head) over sex any day.

Oh, for fucks sake, it carried on into this thread as well. Nicely done.

Blowjobs suck...? Isn't that the idea?

I giggled while stroking my hairy anus.

ahhthnkyouverrymuch /close elvis